To answer your question.....I don't know.

Dear All
Being a notorious cheapskate I haven't bothered to put any credit on my phone for what seems like six months now. So to answer a few questions I've recived here goes
Q: What I'm Im doing for new years? (from Dave,Steve,Jack)
A: Nothing. I'm working new years day.

Q: When are you back for xmas?
A: Tuesday dinner time. From the 19th to 30th is my xmas grant.

Q: Where you going xmas eve? (from various)
A: I have no plans as yet! If anybody comes up with anything let me know.

Q: You know those black bits in Bananas? Are they spiders eggs? (from Turkey)
A: Turks, no they are not.

Q: Are you up for a game of squash Kev. (from person unknown)
A: No. Sadly they didn't leave a name,place or date. If they had I may of just turned up cliaming to be 'Kev'. I'v recived 4 phone calls from people looking for this elusive 'Kev' I'v told them they've got the wrong number but they keep on ringing.

Think thats just about it hope this has answered all your questions. See you all on Tuesday.

God Bless The Booze. Jerkass!