Sunday, December 31, 2006

Review of the year.

Well...
Where shall we begin. At the start I suppose.
I can't remember that much of the year (or remember anything of interest) so I'll let you fill in the gaps.

1: Firstly It's a rollover year as no one "knocked the back doors of" Jacks sister. The prize is now a massive £5.

2: Burley has now become, what we all knew he would, a bum. Sponging of his parents and the state. Living with his new 'partner' in Sheffield. Burls is now job seeking and is willing to anything!

3: On a brighter note. Turks has successfully managed to avoid a tricky, all but inevitable commitment with his Girlfriend. Weather this takes the form of a ring or simply co-habiting together. You made it thru the year! Good luck with 2007 Mr Turks (your gonna need it)

4: Big Rob is now a big cheese at Lloyds, hes on some kind of 'Team' but he still hasn't headhunted his mate Andy, much to Andy's annoyance.

5: Jack survived the year of living alone. I thought he would have electrocuted himself by now doing his own wiring or poisoning himself with his terrible cooking. Well done Jack you haven't killed yourself......yet!

6: Toms gone on holiday for 4 months (I'm struggling to think of much else)

7: Shorty's disappeared from the drinking scene. Sighting the fact that he's become more mature and can't go out boozing all the time as he now has a family. Not cool Shorty.

8: James is back! Sadly its because of a relationship that ended but at leased you'll be out on the piss more and we no longer have to call him 'Peterboro James' just plane old James now.

9: Steve (as has been previously stated) has moved in with his 'partner' in Sheffield and has a new bird in Lincoln. He now spend his time driving between Yorkshire and Lincolnshire like some kind of blood gypo!

10: Dave. Comfortable milling along minding his own business.(I'm not doing this anymore if that's the best I can come up with)

11: Me. I'm doing fuck all as usual.

12: I think that's everybody. I'd just like to thank you for reading. Whats that me, thanking you gentle reader? That's right it's been a fucking pain in the arse writing this as nothing good happened this year (remember the world cup) and now I've had to re-live it. Thank you.

Balls thats good enough I'm posting it.

2 comments:

Burls said...

what about andy?

big dave said...

last seen staggering towards the post office on church lane (why that way??) in the early hours of new years day, thanks for leaving your chinese meal andy bit bloody hot for my liking