Review of the year.

Well...
Where shall we begin. At the start I suppose.
I can't remember that much of the year (or remember anything of interest) so I'll let you fill in the gaps.

1: Firstly It's a rollover year as no one "knocked the back doors of" Jacks sister. The prize is now a massive £5.

2: Burley has now become, what we all knew he would, a bum. Sponging of his parents and the state. Living with his new 'partner' in Sheffield. Burls is now job seeking and is willing to anything!

3: On a brighter note. Turks has successfully managed to avoid a tricky, all but inevitable commitment with his Girlfriend. Weather this takes the form of a ring or simply co-habiting together. You made it thru the year! Good luck with 2007 Mr Turks (your gonna need it)

4: Big Rob is now a big cheese at Lloyds, hes on some kind of 'Team' but he still hasn't headhunted his mate Andy, much to Andy's annoyance.

5: Jack survived the year of living alone. I thought he would have electrocuted himself by now doing his own wiring or poisoning himself with his terrible cooking. Well done Jack you haven't killed yourself......yet!

6: Toms gone on holiday for 4 months (I'm struggling to think of much else)

7: Shorty's disappeared from the drinking scene. Sighting the fact that he's become more mature and can't go out boozing all the time as he now has a family. Not cool Shorty.

8: James is back! Sadly its because of a relationship that ended but at leased you'll be out on the piss more and we no longer have to call him 'Peterboro James' just plane old James now.

9: Steve (as has been previously stated) has moved in with his 'partner' in Sheffield and has a new bird in Lincoln. He now spend his time driving between Yorkshire and Lincolnshire like some kind of blood gypo!

10: Dave. Comfortable milling along minding his own business.(I'm not doing this anymore if that's the best I can come up with)

11: Me. I'm doing fuck all as usual.

12: I think that's everybody. I'd just like to thank you for reading. Whats that me, thanking you gentle reader? That's right it's been a fucking pain in the arse writing this as nothing good happened this year (remember the world cup) and now I've had to re-live it. Thank you.

Balls thats good enough I'm posting it.

Fantasy Football

Im having a great month!

The Giraffs of Doom to win!

However my metro fantasy football team has a total of 92 points so i think im pretty much last in that

The End of Another Year

Hello the Booze Crew

First things first, blogger has changed, and I'm not sure how that's going to affect you all, you may all have to sign up to Google to post from now on, you may not. let me know what happens when you try to post if you have probs.

other than that another year passes, me and Steve have moved to Sheffield and posting things
for me has become allot more difficult but i will when i can

so a quick run down of the past year for us all, just my views post your own post to give us your own last years history if you want

Burls:
The year has been crap for me as I'm currently unemployed but i hope to find employment soon. other than that this year is still the same as any other

Steve:
Moved to Sheffield (with me). Got promoted and from what i hear, well deserved, but having to work hard at the mo with it due to staff shortages. Currently going out with a lovely lass called Sharon and also cooks one of the best Tia Curry's I've ever had

Ric:
Still the same but of to Afghanistan soon so I wish him well with that and hope he keeps his head down

Turks:
Still the same but over the past year has given me allot of entertainment with Sunday football, especially with his goal keeping skills

Tom:
Currently in Iraq (sorry 5* hotel in Qatar). Lost his American bird which i an say we was all looking forward to meeting. These things happen

Andy:
The same as always, your my rock Andy and prob everyone elses as well, still always there to listen to us moan about anything

Shorty:
Still got the Sprog but now has a house, never been but sometimes house warming parties can take months for the invitation to come though

James:
Bad news for James but good for us, he's moving back to Scunthorpe! please take him out and get him pissed whenever possible

Dave:
Same as usual, but Leeanne is blind at the mo so take advantage of her as she just had laser eye treatment (don't take advantage like that, dirty people)

Mungo:
Moved out! and didn't tell anyone! sure the house warming party invitation is coming though soon

Jack:
Still the same, but prob one of the best postman, ever, always on time when Jack is on my round

If you want to post your own past 12 months history do so (Im waiting for Ric's. no pressure ric)

Other than that Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year

Burls

Trinity FC Christmas Friendly 2006

Trinity ( Present ) v Trinity ( Past )

Wednesday 27th December

Kick off 10.30am @ Quibell Park, Scunthorpe

All past & presnt invited to take part or just watch

After the game we will adjourn to the Blue Bell, Oswald Road


This game promises to be an action packed game, filled with many goals and many leg breaking tackles, as i have heard numerous amount of players naming there victims. Also Big Dave is not just going to clean his boots(first time since he hit the crossbar from the halfway line) he is also going to be doctoring his boots by adding nails to his extra sharpened studed mitre classics.

Anyway Camera men are needed to get some funfestive action of this game to add to the Trinity Myspace,if any one would like to do this and can get there hands on some video recording items please come along and tape the game.

Anyway Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all

All the Best

Turks and all the Trinity FC Members

Steve and Burlys new pad

To answer your question.....I don't know.

Dear All
Being a notorious cheapskate I haven't bothered to put any credit on my phone for what seems like six months now. So to answer a few questions I've recived here goes
Q: What I'm Im doing for new years? (from Dave,Steve,Jack)
A: Nothing. I'm working new years day.

Q: When are you back for xmas?
A: Tuesday dinner time. From the 19th to 30th is my xmas grant.

Q: Where you going xmas eve? (from various)
A: I have no plans as yet! If anybody comes up with anything let me know.

Q: You know those black bits in Bananas? Are they spiders eggs? (from Turkey)
A: Turks, no they are not.

Q: Are you up for a game of squash Kev. (from person unknown)
A: No. Sadly they didn't leave a name,place or date. If they had I may of just turned up cliaming to be 'Kev'. I'v recived 4 phone calls from people looking for this elusive 'Kev' I'v told them they've got the wrong number but they keep on ringing.

Think thats just about it hope this has answered all your questions. See you all on Tuesday.

God Bless The Booze. Jerkass!

From Sheffield Wiith Love

Hey Guy's

long time no drunk

Sheffields great, settled and everything, anyways be back for Christmas soon


The Mekon is always watching

Burls

Hours of fun!

http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk

Say What You See

Got this e-mail from tom not sure if you all got it

I will be back in scunny on the 25th of jan 2007 for a week scunny are at home to millwall so i think we should go on an all day session if the boys are up for it.
having a good time out here to many yanks and were only alowed three beers in the bar except the weekend when the British bar is open and they don't give a fuck about the 3 can rule as long as your not shitfaced. been down town a couple of times to the expats bar and the Doha rugby club where theirs beers aplenty and to the hotels we can use the pool and that for about 5 quid a day but the weather is a bit crap its only about 25 degrees and it rains quite a bit but at least its not raining bullits like bazra. the internet here will not let me on fantsy football so i expect i am doing shit oh well i still expect to beat mungos 11.
anyway have a good christmas and ill see you in the new year
cheers tom

Trinity Xmas piss up

As the title suggest this will be a drinking session. However I don't know when or where it will be. I just saw a message on myspace and thought I'd pass it on via the Blog as not everyone is on myspace. Maybe sombody in the know will leave the details in the comments.
Bye everbody.

Treat your mother right!

ITS A CLASSIC...SUCKA!!!

Three words for ya Kenny Rodgers Jackass

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Great days

You may find this hard to believe but I'm posting this from somewhere between Peterboro and Doncaster. No it's not wicthcraft, a little something called 'wireless', thats right everybody I've finally joined the 21st century. Theres no reason for posting this other than it keeps me away from the temptation of porn. And on a packed out train I think I'll give that a miss. So long story short I'm bored. Take the porn away and the internet is pretty rubbish, myspace only keeps you amused for ten minutes, the fantasy league is worth alook. I've made it in to the top ten!!!! Now for the title push, well I've got more chance than Arsenal/Liverpool. Anyways I fancie a lunch time beer! Jack I'm on my way around when I get back at about 12:30. Toodle pips losers!

Save Me Jeebers!

Although I am becoming more adverse to vids been put on the blog I had to put this on if only for me, Steve and Ric. For me this is the funniest episode of the simpsons, ever

Cricket 2007

Just got details through for England cricket matches in 2007 at Headingley.
Test match vs West Indies Friday 25th - Monday 28th May (28th may is a bank hol)
One Day International vs India Sunday 2nd September

Prices are for West Stand Party Area Test Match - £25.00
One Day International - £35.00

Got prices for West Stand Part Area because it was a cracking laugh/piss up there last time. In the leaflet it says " Customers are advised that the Party Area may become boistrous as the day progresses"

Am only sorting the one dayer out because I cant reaaly afford both.
If I can have the money by Jan 31 2007 (my birthday!!!) Ill book them then. The sooner we get it sorted the easyer it will be to get tickets.

Me and Steve are Leaving

Me and Setve are off to go live in Sheffield, we go on the 4th December. So im thinking maybe a few drinks on Saturday if anyone fancys it

Saw this and had to put it on

Add your own comments

GRAHAM TATTSYRUP

Saturday Football

Liverpool game on at "The New Venue" on saturday if anybody fancys it. Kick off 3pm on aljazry tv (some foregin station)

You've seen the crappy pics. Now read the crappy story!

Ahhh Leeds the centre of the universe for calendar news. Here's the clockwatch

15:05 :-After picking up mini-Dave the convoy set off for Leeds. Directions provided by the internet but it's pretty straight forward to get to Leeds or so you would think!
15:45 (Approx) :- The incompetence of the driver was all to apparent when I simple instruction such as "Take the exit at j29 then follow M621 to Leeds city centre" was some how interpreted as "Take j29 exit then go straight on back on to the M62 and carry on towards Manchester". This early gaff was made even worse for Turkey as he started laughing as the chase car took the CORRECT exit and he shouted "Where are those Idiots going" oh dear.
15:50 :- After the little detour we found the hotel without any problems and even got there before the two in the car that went the right way! (Maybe they were idiots after all Turks) Checked in with minimal fuss and retired to are rooms for a well earned rest.
18:00 :- Hotel bar up first and AS USUAL I got the first round in. A slight moment of confusedness came when a taxi or walking approach was to be decided. Even though I wanted another pint shanks's pony it was!
19:15 :- First real bar of the evening and in true Scunny style it was a weatherspoons. There was a clamor to the bar as the cheapskates all tried to get there round in. Surprise, surprise we stayed for another pint here as it was cheap and it was Ratty McTaggarts round.
20:50 :- The slug and lettuce. Nice bar not too expensive, the only problem with this place strangely was that you had to up some stairs then down some stairs then up some stairs again to go to the loo. Not a big problem I grant you but It got us all railed up for some reason.
21:45 :- Browns. Non smoking bar (so it's defo out of the crawl if we ever go again)
22:25 :Food. We stayed away from the usual drinking snacks and went to a Subway???? Half a BLT and we were on are merry way again.
22:50 :NU. Don't know what that stands for and can't remember it so.....
23:35 :-TigerTiger. Jack got us all I.D'd and mini-Dave has picked up his older brothers frugal sense (Tightness)and decided it was to expensive so we didn't even stay for a drink!!!
23:45 :- Yates. Can't really remember this place but I did play one of the worlds greatest pool shots to pot the black and win the game. Even the bouncer said it was a class shot so we moved on! (Think I was Sick here)
00:30 :- Oceana. Was suprisingly good. There was a moment of controversy when Phil and I were separated from the main party (This was because Phil got confused with a mirror?!?!?!?!) this resulting in a split round and one hell of an argument between me and Jack. Guess who was right. In the end, as it all ways does, a deal was brokered at the situation diffused (Jack was the bigger man and bought every one a drink. Turkey still hasn't got his second round in yet and the phrase "It's us three in around now" was used more than once but anyway that's enough of that....For now)
03:00 ;-Dancefloor. Throwing some mad shapes and falling over a bit was the perfect way to conclude the drinking.
03:45 :-Food. I got some chips and fucked off. The others went wandering round leeds looking for a Chinky and could only find a piss soaked afro wig which Turkey put on his head and danced around!

That was just about that. All in all a top night out. Would of been better with all the boozers there of course.



P.S
Once back in Scunny we went to the Queensway for a bite to eat. I could only manage a coke and Jack had to ask behind the bar for some aspirin!!!!!
Maybe we are getting to old for this!


Tally Ho & God bless the Booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine and Steve's Trip to Poland

In respose to Jcks photo's of his weekend (and by the way i like that slide show thing Jack and will have to see how you did that soon) here's the pictures of our weekend (disclaimer: we didn't take any photo's but this should give you some idea)

This first photo shows some of the buildings but more importantly shows the smog that was ever present



This one shows the bloody 5* hotel we slept in with the best beds ive every slep in, and yes, steve snores, and no he doesn't give a reach around but you could bite the pillows forever








Ah the Casino, me and steve, sorry steve showed them, how us English gambled, by the end ( about 7:30 am Steve was passing me chips like I was his bitch, which i was) we had been drunk for 36 hours. it was CLASS






But then the naked lap dancing, we'll tell the story in person, you must be 18!






then i was sick.....a lot....over 2 days





Stories will be told but the only true ones will be mine

Hittler in Spring time

Burls

BIRTHDAY IN LEEDS

Myspace's

Some of us have joined the myspac! and for those of us that are not geeks heres a quick list of the 'spaces'. Think you'll find I have the most friends and therefore the I'm the be

http://www.myspace.com/richieunited

http://www.myspace.com/curly_jack

http://www.myspace.com/turkeydixon

http://www.myspace.com/bigdavethesilverfox1

http://www.myspace.com/trinityfc

So this is what Tom does on attachment!

4647-What_could_possibly_go_wrong?

The things people laugh at. (not me)

Telling the truth

Not sure if any of you have seen this but I thought it was amusing!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6142974.stm


P45 for Newell one thinks!!

WHAT IS LOVE?

FINALLY WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

Original Sound Bite From a Colonial Hero

Picked this up on the net, shows how things used to be when we were an empire



http://www.graysix.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/fenstrick-templestrin.mp3

MY BIRTHDAY...UPDATE

To all those who are still coming to lincoln, if you can give me £42 by the end of the weekend, and il get the hotel booked on monday, if thats full il look for alternative hotels etc

Then when we know whos coming we can sort out transport.

Toodle pip!!!!

Some Things I Forgot to Do

Ok I was supposed to put some things on which I forgot to do

One is this Vid




Two im opening up this site to other comments that arn't part of the Booze Crew, only comments not posts and its only an experiment to see what happens, if anything

Football Nepotism Alive and well!

The stand in 'keeper gets most of the coverage of the latest Trinity shambles. I wonder who writes these reports?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Better look next time Lads. How many teams go down from this divison?




Div 5
Trinity FC (2nds) - 0 v Lock, Stock & Barrel - 6

Venue:
W.C.L.
Other details:
Trinitys defence had an off day as they failed to give stand in 'keeper Graham Dixon, any cover, resulting in 3 goals being conceded in each half. Trinitys attacking play, in which Jordan Morrison had an excellent game, saw several good chances being created but missed, whilst the Crowle outfit put away most of their chances, Dixon making several good saves throughout his first ever game between the posts! With Honest Lawyer loosing to Bridge, the title race looks to be heading for an exciting 4 team battle, while Trinity 2nds remain in the relegation zone.
Date:
5-11-06
Time:
10.30am

I FOUND BURLEY!!!!!

After learning that jim had a myspace page, i managed to find it, but hes made it private so if u wanna see make a profile and add him.!!!

"It is i,Burls"

http://www.myspace.com/jimburley

This Deserves a Post

Andy made a comment on the last Trinity report!!!!!!!

ARMLESS SWIMMER

I shouldnt laugh, but i did anyway. The best bit is when he touches the side at the end..whack!

Armless Swimmer

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Especially For Ric

In between masturbating, watching horse racing and being ordered about by 14 year old guild masters I generally fill my days (actually nights, my sleep patterns have reversed and the weekend is now meaningless to me apart from the fact that the T.V is slightly better) I generally cruise the internet looking for nothing in particular and I stumbled upon this

http://www.armorgames.com/games/stormthehouse2_popup.html

sorry couldn't get the embed code

I finished it on hard (level 40) beat that ric

A game of two halves....Yeah Right!

Trinity are now blaming the sun! Personally I always get the Mirror Boom Boom!


Div 5
Honest Lawyer - 8 v Trinity FC (2nds) - 2

Venue:
Co-op
Other details:
If ever a game could be described as a game of two halves, then this was the one. Unbeaten Honest Lawyer were given their toughest half of the season by a lively Trinity who matched them throughout the pitch. Trinity came close several times to opening the scoring with Phil Brumby, Danny Barnes and Jason Harper all going close. Honest Lawyer created one clear chance, a one v. one run through which ended well wide. Honest Lawyer opened the scoring on 39min when a loose ball in the Trinity defence was poked home. This was unfair on Trinitys 1st half performance but 2mins later, following a free kick,DANNY BARNES was on hand to score the deserved equaliser in a similar way to the opener. HT 1-1. Straight from the 2nd half kick off Honest Lawyer went 2-1 in front when the low sun deceived the Trinity ‘keeper and he misjudged the flight. Again Trinity hit back on 53min through JASON HARPER after the Honest Lawyer defence failed to clear a high ball into their box. This signalled a flurry of Honest Lawyer goals. On 55min a corner out of the sun was headed home, on the hour Andy Chambers made it 4-2 with a similar effort. Another 5mins passed before Chambers repeated the move to make it 5-2. A reasonable Refereeing performance was now spoilt by the awarding of a penalty to Honest Lawyer following a clean challenge by Chris Short being deemed a foul, this was quickly followed by a clear goal kick being mistakenly given as a corner, from which Honest Lawyer made it 7-2. (The game was lost by this time but these two goals finished Trinitys fight off). The final piece of salt was rubbed into Trinitys wounds in the very last minute to give Honest Lawyer an 8-2 win.

ANOTHER SUMMER HAS PASSED

SUMMER 2006 HAS PASSED SO I FOUND THIS LITTLE VIDEO TO REMIND US THAT IT WANT TOO BAD, ITS THE FUNNY BITS OF THE CRICKET. SEEN AS ITS PROBABLY THE BEST DAY OUT THIS YEAR I THOUGHT ID STICK IT ON HERE

Bootiful, Bootiful South...

Gentlemen,

Yes, I am now an Internet fuelled, Burley-esque, Uber-Nerd and have joined in with the YouTube revolution... Let's hope this works!

You lot probably won't be very interested, but here's a video of the Beautiful South concert I enjoyed on Saturday evening in Lincoln, shot on my very own phone... Pure Class!

Ta-ra,

Steve

Message For You....Sir!

Re: People texting me I can't reply to you as I have a problem with this new phone. The problem being i've got no credit till Tuesday so I can't text you back. Sorry

Bloody Hard Puzzle

Try this if you have a spare 4 hours, it took me bloody ages but i finally managed to do it!

Its a simple point and click puzzle, try and click everything!, there's a certain order to do it in and when you first start it seems impossible but gets easier as you go along

Anyways try it and see how far you get

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/

Man united Vs Liverpool 2006

HAHAHA this is for Dave and shorty. Enjoy

JACK HAUGHEYS BIRTHDAY

Event...my birthday
Date...Saturday 18th November
Location...Lincoln

Yes its that time of year again, my birthday!(and can be doubled with ricks which is a few days later)
Ive decided on Lincoln this year and like steves earlier trip to sheffield, will be fairly similar, drive down and at a decent hotel.
But of course being me..it will be better, pub crawl through lincoln.!!!

Ive looked around the net and looking for a decent hotel and location i have found..(this should keep tom happy)
The courtyard Marriot in Lincoln city centre.
The prices for 2double beds per room are £81 per room
This is the site for it so you can check the rooms etc out for yourself, of course feel free to look for your own accomodation.
After the collectiing money,paying for ourselves problem last time ive decided if you want to go, book it yourself. So if its 2 to a room decide who your with and you and your bedroom buddy can book between you or however you want to sort it?!
Ive looked on OPODO.COM and you can book the hotel and then pay when you get there, i presume this is the same with booking it through the Marriot site itself.

http://marriott.co.uk/Channels/globalSites/propertypage/UK/LCNDT

So thats the plan, if you want to go then wooohoo if you dont then no worries.

Comments welcome!

any one out for a few this weekend

The Magic Of The Cup!

Well, where do we begin.
Trinity F.C recorded their best ever result in there long history with an impressive 6-1 victory away at the mighty Duffs Dynamos. The arduous task of getting a result was made alot easier by a magnificent away support, who acted as a 12th man, the fun and games started when Phil 'fat boy' Brumby went racing down the right flank, going by 3 defenders like they were stood still, to fire home a wonder goal. 'Fat Boy' grew up learning his skills at the Rich Brumby school of finishing and it showed. Duffs then went on to what can only be described as 'clown defending' at times it was as if they were playing in their baggy trousers and massive shoes, the only thing missing was that little car that falls apart just like there defence! Trinity's second came from a hopeful punt forward only for a Duffs defender bizarrley called 'Twiggy' to deftly loft it over his own 'keeper. Then just when the jubliant fans thought it couldn't get any better Jack 'Carlos Vallderamma' Haughey scuffed a shot which picked up a lucky deflection, then bounced up on a divot to thwart the hapless 'keeper. As the ball feebly trickled over the line hysterics broke out in the away end not for the sheer jammyness of the goal but Jack's inappropriate celebration, the Joey Deacon walk.
It got even worse for Duffs Clown Troop when a free kick from 40 yards out was puntted into the box by Chris 'Barrats' Holmes and it fell where there was literally nobody and bounced over the onrushing 'CoCo' and into the empty net. Halftime and commanding the game 4-0 everything was looking good. 10 minutes in and 'Fat Boy' made it 5 with a nice piece of footwork that wouldn't lookout of place on Strictly Come Dancing, coincidently his favourite show (Gayer). With the game now well and truly in the bag, time for club captain Chris 'sicknote' Short to make an apperance. It didn't take him long to get stuck into the action. With the ball at his feet and a seemingly open goal in front of him he sent his shot stright at the only man who could possible stop it and stop it he did. He looked like he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him, as it had done previously a few days ago when he fell through a man hole cover thus resulting in him being on the bench in the first place, oh well. Trinity quickly put 'Sikenotes' glaring miss behind them and Danny 'Noodle Head' Barnes made it an easy 6. Duffs clown brigade still had one trick up there sleeves, and it wasn't that one with the squirty flower, whilst applying pressure though a number of corners there new 'keeper Krusty , CoCo having swaped over with Krusty early in the second half, found himself unmarked in the box and fired home the volley for a consolation goal. Graham 'Avin Some' Dixon and Steve 'Mini Dave' Peugh came on as late substitutions and did the square route of fuck all, but I'll give them a mention anyway. With passage into the next round secured and a confidence building result in the bag the fans and players went home happy. All in all a good afternoon from the much lambasted Trinity team and a nice break from getting stuffed every week.

Players Ratings

Trinity F.C
GK - Some old bloke (Not much to do all game but let his opposite number fire past him) 6
LB - ? (I didn't notice him so...) 6
RB - ? (Again I was distracted) 6
CB - Kieth Harper (Player Manager) 7
CB - 'Barrats' (Rock at the back) 7
LM - Some Kid I Think? 7
CM - 'Carlos Vallderamma' (Apart from the scrappy freek goal was pretty quiet) 7
CM - Chris Harper (Thug) 8
RM - 'Noodle Head' (Always a class act) 8
FW - 'Fat Boy' (Scored 2 made 1) 9
FW - Some other guy (Greedy in the extreme had 52 shots at goal, 3 on target) 6

SUBS
'Sicknote' (Missed a sitter! Had numerous other efforts at goal, none of them remotely close, underperformed but managed not to hack anyone down for the 15 minutes he was on the field proberbly because he could get close enough to any of them) 7
'Avin Some' (Fellover a couple of times and walked around alot with his hands on his hips) 6
'Mini Dave' (Headless Chicken are words that would best describe his 5 minutes on the pitch, still better than Big Dave) 6

Duffs Perfoming Clown Troop
GK - 'CoCo' (Was good with his feet, shame he was in goal at the time) 1
LB - 'Bam Bam' (All over the show) 1
RB - 'Chuckles'(Just as bad) 1
CB - 'Daffy' (Nearly as bad as cancer) 1
CB - 'Doodles'(As above) 1
LM - 'Ernie' (Didn't even have the fastest milkfloat in the west, awful) 1
RM - 'Giggles' (Nothing funny about that performance) 1
CM - 'Loopy' (As mad as his name) 1
CM - 'Pockets' (Had his hands in them most of the game) 1
FW - 'Skippy' (reminded me of a bush kangeroo, lots of jumping about but not achieving much) 1
Fw - 'Krusty' (Scored 1, saved a few) 2

SUBS (Can't think of anymore clown names and can only remember the fat lad so......)
'Tank' - 2

Attendance 27 (Which I believe is a new Record at that ground)

Now for the real report:

Chall Cup Round 2
Duffs Dynamos - 1 v Trinity FC - 6

Venue:
Luddington
Other details:
In front of a boisterous set of Trinity supporters, the team recorded one of their biggest Challenge Cup wins in recent years with this 6-1 win at Luddington, over Duffs Dynamos. Trinity started at a pace and soon had a fragile looking Duffs defence in trouble. PHIL BRUMBY opened Trinitys account on 8mins when he made progress down the right before unleashing a fierce cross shot into the top corner. 5 mins later and a strong Chris Harper run from midfield was unceremoniously stopped by a Duffs lad who’s efforts resulted in a booking. With 25mins gone the fragile Duffs defence cracked again as Jason Harper chased a through ball, putting the Duffs centre half under so much pressure that all he could do was chip his own keeper for an OWN GOAL. As half time approached, Trinity virtual had the game sown up as a JACK HAUGHEY shot was partly save by the ‘keeper, but the ball just managed to trickle over the line and a CHRIS HOLMES free kick from just inside the Duffs half deceived the’keeper and went straight in. Half Time 0-4. It took ten minutes of the second half before PHIL BRUMBY scored his second and Trinitys 5th. Brumby being replaced by Chris Short, who soon after somehow managed to miss an open goal with his early effort. This did not hamper Trinitys progress as DANNY BARNES made it six with a well worked goal. Duffs got their consolation goal just before the end when a series of corners ended with their GOALKEEPER volleying home at the far post. There was just time for Duffs founder Steve Duffy to receive his first ever booking for a clumsy challenge on Danny Barnes.

I love the smell of fire works in the morning......

Just wondered what everone was doing for bonfire night? know we usually all do something together but didn't know if it would be the same case this year, anyway let me know

Cheers

Burls

Here's one for ya! Jack

Just been sent this website for planning pub crawls see what you think? maybe you could use it for your upcoming birthday bash?

www.beerintheevening.com

Pure class

Make Love Not Warcraft

Its here at last! or all those of you who have heard (probably not willingly) me talk about WoW, this is the south park episode that explains it all. There are some errors (a level 2 HUMAN hunter with a SHEILD, don't get me started) but it really does cover alot of what its all about

Enjoy

Grule/Worms/Whiff

SP 1008 - Make Love, not Warcraft
Uploaded by pradera

THE GAY ADVENTURES OF BURNT FACE MAN

http://burntfaceman.com/episodes.htm

Ricks been playing

SHEFFIELD...Part3

SHeffield...part2

SHEFFIELD

Some pics from sheffield, and it also might help solve the problems of all these mystery women!

It all makes perfect sence now........

This is more like the Trinity of old.

Mr liability (Jack) had 'other commitments' and the team performs well. Manager KIETH HARPER did a sterling job impersonating the team clown by bagging an og that the great Jack McRatty himself would of been proud of.

Heres the match report

Div 5
Trinity FC (2nds) - 3 v Valley View - 2

Venue:
Co-op
Other details:
The boot was certainly on the other foot this week as far as Trinity FC were concerned! 7 days earlier, they lost to a late, late goal away at Duffs Dynamos, this week, they completed an excellent comeback, to score a winning last minute goal of their own. Trinity, with several players missing through injury and other commitments, started well but were hit by an excellent Valley View 20 yard free kick on 15 minutes which flew into the net. Things got worse for Trinity on 25 minutes when Player Manager, Keith Harper headed a long Valley View throw in, into his own goal. To the credit of the Trinity team they kept plugging away but the chances created were all missed. As half time loomed Trinity were awarded a free kick wide right. A floated cross cum shot from DANNY BARNES eluded everyone and ended up in the net to give Trinity some hope. The second period saw Trinity continue to press stongly, but valley View were still dangerous on the break, with Trinitys standin 'keeper, Chris Short having to be alert on a couple of occasions. On the hour, Trinity scored a deserved equaliser, with JASON HARPER on hand to poke home after the Valley View 'keeper had done well to block a shot, but got no support from his defence with Harper reacting the quickest. This should have been Harpers hat trick at least, having missed several earlier openings. With the score at 2-2 and time running out Trinity lost Phil Brumby through injury, being replaced by young KELVIN HOLMES. With only seconds left as the Valley View defence let a high ball into their box bounce he nipped in and headed the winner home!
Date:
1-10-06
Time:
10

Do Trinity still have the rule 'If you don't turn up one week your on the bench the next'

See you on the sidelines Ratty!

Tally Ho!

Some Pictures From Sat Night

Dave couldn't get them on so Im doing it

Geek Test

Seen as though everyone thinks im a geek I decided to take a test. I got 52% which makes me a super geek. Try it for your self, there's alot of questions but if your a geek you'll like that


http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html

It Used to About the Booze... Sheffield Style

Gentlemen,

Thought I'd put a message on for once.

I'm going to the Scunny match with Rich and Rob, therefore why don't I park down there and us three and Turkey leave our junk in my car and scoot off once the match finishes? I'm cereal.

I've arranged that we'd meet some peeps from work in The Common Room on Division St. at 5pm ish. Thus enabling us to play pool, drink our own weight in beer and fall into a stupor by 8pm...

Then, we can frequent some of Sheffield City centre's finest (and not so finest) hostelries, until we head on down to the Leadmill.

Excelsior!

I'll see thee.

Sheffield- The Plan. Update......

Ok it looks like some want to go to watch Scunny play and the others to watch Liverpool in the queensway.

Me Steve and Tom are going to drive so it seems like a good plan to meet in the Queensway between 2 and half 2 (1400 hours Ric), when were all there we'll scoot over to Sheffield and get booked in, get changed and head on out and commence drinking. Our hotels only down the road from yours so there's not going to be any problems (I hope). I look forward to engaging in the art of the booze with you gentlemen

The Mekon says BOOOOZE

Fondest Thoughts

Burls

Unlucky Lads.................HA HA.

Well well well.

A third defeat on the bounce not looking to good this season eh boys? Was that grandad still playing? you know the one that 'skined' Shorty a few years back after he claimed he fell down a rabbit hole?. A bad mix up in the defence lead to their goal, I'm I to assume that this was Jacks 'bad mix up'? Well I'm going to anyway. How crule the game can be "after once again playing well enough to gain at least a point" Jacks incompitance and lack of ability throws it all away. An 87th minute heartbreaker for the no doubt hungover (proberbly still pissed) Trinity. Can you hear that? thats right it's divison 6 and it's calling your name!
Better luck next week lads! (You need it)

Div 5 Duffs Dynamos - 1 v Trinity FC (2nds) - 0
Venue: Luddington Other details: Trinity suffered their 3rd consecutive defeat in the League after once again playing well enough to gain at least a point. Both teams created and missed several openings and both managed to hit the woodwork. The deciding goal, when a 0-0 draw looked certain, came in the 87th minute following a bad mix up in the Trinity defence presenting Duffs all three points.
Date: 24-9-06 Time: 3.00

Maybe it's time to bring Dave 'better than Peter Crouch' Holloway out of retirement? Remember he did hit the bar from the halfway line once!

Jack now you can put your comments like "well at leased I bother to turn up" "You can't even get in the team" "Remember your 45minute debut, you missed a sitter" and all your old favourites.
z z z z z z z z z z z z z z.
Yawn.
Beat you to it Rat Mctaggart (Jack)

SHEFFIELD

Right ive heard a few things mentioned,plans etc for this saturday.
A few people are going to watch the Scunny V donny game, while the rest are going to meet in queensway pub to watch liverpool.
I think were either then going to meet the rest in Tescos, and then head for sheffield.

So is that all agreed or have people made other plans?

Adios

Question

Get the tickets for the match Dave.

Hotel Bristol

Hotel is booked 2 twins and 1 tripple (non smoking sory rick) £55 a room + £10 for the tripple room. check in from half 2 (14:30 rick) and check out 12 noon (12:00. whoever wants the futton its just ten quid for them.

The Greatest Episode of south Park Ever?

Im not sure how this will work but im embedding a south park episode from you tube. Seen as though me and jack are the only people who know how to do it (although we are schooling Dave in the ways of the master art) this video is best seen in full screen so I would ask you all too humbly to type "south park+weapons" into the you tube search engine and click on the full screen tab at the bottom left of the video. Warning and Disclaimer This is a full episode of 21:45 watch when your at home or have nothing better to do at work

Lets all get in on the act

As it know seems mandatory that every post has to include plans for birthday bashes I thought I'd get in on the act. Mines on the 22nd of November (which is a Wednesday) and I'm going to do nothing special on that weekend. You lot can feel free to plan something and argue about it or what ever you want. But I'm not doing anything except going for a banana milkshake which your all invited to come along

Ricks night on the tiles!

I dunno whats worse the fact hes had his pic taken with a gaylord or the 2 women that escaped from ward18 that are pictured with him!

Thats old school time for yer!

My birthday!!!

Has your all aware my birthday is coming up and i thought of 2 places to visit...Lincoln and Newcastle!!!

The best thing to come out of newcastle is the geordie dancer and if we saw this guy i think all my birthdays would have come at once!

Its still early days in the planning but let me no..over and out!
Jack

Steve's Phobia

Think i've found the reason why steve dosnt like roller coasters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wwPeSDCCAs


(sory about the quality)

Ha ha hahahah he hehehehe

oh yeah sorry jack had to take your game off was messing with the blog. If you can find it anywhere else that would be cool. How hard is that game! I don't remeber it being that hard Ahh brings back memories does Donkey Kong

Joint Birthday- The Plan

God I feel like crap. Either the curry kicked in a week late or I'm paying for not cleaning the kitchen for a week. Either way, 3, yes 3 toilet rolls in a day. That's a personal best. Anyways thought I would mention that as well as:

THE PLAN:

After talking to Andy and Steve we have decided that we would like to go to Sheffield for a night out. No gay limousines or owt just a piss up and a hotel for the night. Looking at the 30th of this month. Prob get there for 2-3 o'clock check in and all that then get pissed

Dave suggests this hotel

http://www.hotel-bristol.co.uk/tariff.php . Your looking at£55 for that

I checked theMarriottt Tom and its fully booked.However there is also:

http://www.hilton.co.uk/sheffield. Says £90 odd on the website but £68 on lastminute.com

Also

http://www.premiertravelinn.com/pti/checkHotelAvailability.do;jsessionid=CE6897B26CA3B4B46208370398E60ACB

for your bog standard. We all know what their like and come in a pound cheaper than the Bristol at £54

There's plenty of small bed and breakfast that charge less, But I aint stopping in one of those so If anyone wants too they can take a look for themselves

Cheers
Burls

Do you know the what the worst thing about working nights is you can't have a nice relaxing beer.

What I'm I doing???????? I'm still on nights and I'm about to crack. Does anybody fancy a pint Saturday afternoon?(I could do with one) Should be back in Scunny at 12:45 in the p.m. If you fancy a drink give me a bell as i'm so terribley bored.




The Army dig in.
The Navy sail in.
The Air Force check in.

It Used to be About the Booze greatest hits

Tell you what if your ever board try looking at some of the archived posts on here. Some of them are hilarious. My personal favorite has to be Jacks post "Which super hero are you" from june 2006. The post it self is shit but the comments are comedy gold.

And so it begins.......

another long night shift with nothing to do but look to the stars and see if theres any aircraft up there that need 'controlling' (Thats how we do it you know, those RADAR screens you see in the movies are just made up by hollywood to stop you all going nuts when you go on your holidays. We do it all with the naked eye and bits of string and don't get me started with the 'moon' landings).......anyway back to the point??? I just thought I'd canvers public opinon on where will we be watching the football on Sunday. Queensway asusual?!?!?! For those of you with an apetite for the physical Chris 'captain marvel' Short, Jack 'My Mum Could Of Done Better' Haughey and not forgetting Graham 'Av in some, bite your legs, chopper' Dixon are in action for Trinity on Sunday afternoon. I know that under normal circumstances Liverpool V's Chelsea & Man Utd V's Arsenal would take presidance but the sheer factor of Jacks comedy hair getting bigger as he gets more shagged out is hard to miss! I may go along to watch this game and cheer the lads on to victory and laugh at Jack when he makes some kind of inevitable hideous defensive error leading to a goal or he scores an own goal or he falls over or he falls over scoring an own goal whilst getting sent off. All of which he is almost certain to do. Anyway seriously is anybody going to watch the football and/or the comedy show at Fred Goth?

Bye for now sports fans!

Tripple Birthday Do for the Old Gits

Me steve and andy have our birthdays all round the same time so we was thinking of doing something on the 29th\30th september. Afew ideas have been banded about already but I would like to get things finalised in case Ihave to book anything

Let me know your thoughts

Cheers

Burls

Burleys deli belly

1 Year Old- So many memories, all blurred by beer

From its humble beginings at 8.12pm on Sunday the 11th September 2005 the "About the Booze blog has taken on a life of its own. Indeed, it seems to have developed its own ideology which means, and I quote "the unifying system of beliefs, attitudes, and values expressed in the superstructure of a culture. The body of thought and ideas that guides a society and perpetuates the status quo of the bourgeoisie". How quality is that definition and I think it applies to what's happened in many ways to us lot and the blog, sorry to get deep on you but its all quite fascinating really

I guess at the time I was bored (and more than likely slighty pissed) and fustrated at our seemingly ineffectual attempts to plan any sort of event or day out. Im happy to report the "About the Booze" website has done nothing to help with this at all and has at times made things worse. But hey, at least we get to see funny photo's while were at it

One of the other reasons for me (and where the name of the blog came from) was the fact that were all getting older, moving about more, and getting into serious relationships (for some of you at least). For anyone who dosen't know, "it used to be about the booze" is a play on "it used to be about the music" a reference of what the Beatles may, or may not, have said to John Lennon when he got with Yoko Ono. Thanks to our resident comedian Ric for that one. However, as I can't even play a triangle and I would guess the rest of you are just as musically gifted, we have to stick with what we know, which is booze.

Another point is that although we don't all post or comment, everyone looks at it. We get the usually suspects but its good to know that it looked at by us all. I think this is one of the main reason we've managed to last this long. And too be fiar its quite an acheivement. This is from a recent report:

"Perseus claimed that the average duration of the remaining 1.63 million abandoned blogs was 126 days, with some 132,000 blogs being abandoned after a year or more. The oldest abandoned blog surveyed had been maintained for 923 days. "

So the average blog is 126 days old. 365 aint bad
Also this

"Apparently the blog-hosting services have made it so easy to create a blog that many tire-kickers feel no commitment to continuing the blog they initiate. In fact, 1.09 million blogs were one-day wonders"

I wonder what the year would have been like without the blog? who knows it may even have been better but I for one have enjoyed reading it

Some statistics from our blog

365 Days old- Yey!!!!
6664 Visitors
335 Posts
First Comment- "u geek burly"
1983 unique hits- (not us)
11 Members
Alot of piss ups

Anyway this was quite along post but Im proud to be fair


Here's to us lot and "it used to be about the booze"

See you all around

Cheers

Burls

Rick and Turkey as bouncers!

i AM BOARD SHITLESS

All I've done today is vandalize Jacks myspace. Its quite good fun. Get on there and read his made up profile, what he really thinks of Scunthorpe (some gobbledygook about a volcano?????), look at his friends (this is the best part of his 'space') and leave him a message with those fridge magnets!

Hours of fun for all the family!

Football Saturday! Hangover Sunday!

As it seems Oldham is a no go, is anybody interested in watching the footy in Queensway? Everton V's Liverpool K.O 1245pm then Manchester United V's Tottenham Hotspurs K.O 1715pm.
I could do with a good ol' fastioned booze up as my job is so terrible boring at the moment. Obviously Dave, Turkey & Shorty will need to get permission from their WAGS.
Let me know of your plans!!







***** STARS = The Navey navigate by them, the Army sleep under them and the Air Force chose their hotels by them *****

Email Addresses Please

Some of the email addresses you've got registered on your profiles are wrong. Could you please up date them when you get chance.

By the way is that your Dads email address Andy? If you want your own ill invite you to join googlemail if you want. Let me know

There's a hole in my bucket

Burls

Pub Tonight?

Any1 fancy watching England game 2night in a pub?

Pub Tonight?

Any1 fancy watching England game 2night in a pub?

ENGLAND vs MACEDONIA

Anyone intrested in going to watch England Vs Macedonia, Saturday October 7th 2006 at Old Trafford, Manchester

Tickets start at £23(including admin and booking fees) for the cheapest seats, but i can also get other seats at £33 depending what everyone fancied, having said that are seats were £23 and the view was pretty good for what we paid.

Let me know asap, and id need the money in full...asap

If we can get 8 people we could get a mini-bus straight there and avoid the shitty train journey, which going there was fine it was just coming back...tram broke down,then a train that stopped at every village in the north...and they didnt sell any beer..grrrr

So let me know names and numbers quickly and il see what i can do

Jack

It Used to be About the Booze

Just a quicky. Any body fancie Oldham away on Saturday?

Death of a Legend

Steve Irwin is dead! Apparently a sting ray did it by sticking him through the chest with its barbed tail

A moment of silence please for this great, yet slightly crazy man

Steve your with us in spirit if not in body

All quite on the Eastern front

Slow work day today


Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)



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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!





PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

JE SUIS LE TAXI

Jacks own Blog?

Jack or "Fizz" as he's known to some may have his own blog that he's been keeping from us!
Check out the pixture on the guys profile on the right of the blog. same hair cut and everything, although the nose is alot smaller but it is a drawing so he may have used some artistic descrection and to be honest with a conk that big you would wouldn't you

http://angryginger.blogspot.com/

I look forward to Jack's usual inane replies. I yawn in advance

England 1966....the video says it all

Ghandi's Revenge

Any one for a curry?
We was talking last night and we should get a curry night sorted out. Go for a few beers and have a curry about half nine or something. Was thinking next Saturday night or something. Let me know what you think

Upna Khyal Rakhna
Burls

Thats right I'm the 'DICEMAN'

What should I do? We all ask this question everyday, so I've decided to let fate decide. No matter how big the decitions I'm going to assign a number to them and let the dice decide. I have a number of options open to me this weekend. This friday sees the return of the legendary 'walkback' (19 pubs from west drayton to uxbridge)
Start time 1330
Finish time 0130 (well about 11 for me, curse my old bones)
The problem is me and some of the other 'boozers' are off to Manchester to watch England on Saturday so I have a number of options of how to spend my friday night.

1: Complete the walk back and head home to Scunny bright and early on saturday and go stright to Manc (the obvious pitfall is I wont get up in time, the last time I tried to do this was after the Beer Festivel and i didn't make it back while gone 1700)

2: As above but head stright for manchester meet you there missing out scunny

3: Just do the first few pubs then head back to Scunny (Pissed up but will at leased be there)

4: Stright home stright to bed! (well almost if I take this option I'll be home around fiveish friday afternoon, My prefered choice but will the dice be kind??)

5: Go watch scunny play gillingham friday night, head home stright afterwards or saturday morning public transport permitting. (bit of a wast in time/money/life)

6: None of the above!

Let the Dice decide! you can play along at home to if you like just roll a die check the number with the corrosponding option and tell me what fate has decided for me. Remember the dice say is final!

I'm now operating on a higher plane than you idiots who let your brains to all the hard work like a bunch of suckers. Just sit back and roll the dice.

Has anybody got any dice I can borrow?!?!?!?!?!?

URBAN SPRINTING

Urban sprinting, could this be the next big sport were actually good at?

Pics from sunday night

SOME PICS FROM SUNDAY...ADD YOUR OWN CAPTIONS!

Where?

Where are we playing footy tomorrow????
Sombody take there camera phone and will do a cross bar challenge

FROG SONG!!!

I found it...sorry steve but this will do your head in now!

Can't post vids so...........

Post your fav comedy clips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE3g-N27A9k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLtXx2349yA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjC3R6jOtUo&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiFq_nk8pE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mu02xUgE4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k

Matrix Cow

Funniest thing ive seen in ages

ANOTHER SPORTING TRIP..UPDATE

Regarding the England match against andorra(2/9/06)
There is now 1 ticket left, after rick said he had signed up with the fa, but couldnt get hold of any internet access to purchase tickets, i did it for him.
3 have already gone so there is 1 left.
Who ever gives me money 1st gets it.

However if there more of you that want to go, if u go to the offical FA website and sign up, there is the chance you can purchase more tickets. Or go to manutd.com and theres a phone number to ring for tickets on general sale(cost £10 more then members price)

Jack

Another Sporting Trip

Anybody interested in going to watch England v Andorra
0n the 02/09/06.

Cost£30 Let me know ASAP

Chav Jokes

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

Hope I don't give Jack flash backs!

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY

Just wondering if anybody has any ideas/plans for this bank holiday weekend??
No doubt beer is on the agenda, but lets try and stay out later then midnight,people!!!

And dont use the.."im getting old" excuse!
Although Burley has a valid excuse, he can no longer see the bar at that time so goes home, then again he walks round with his eyes shut so he cant see anything at all really?!
Anyways people, let me know

Cheers!!!!

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

Wakey wakey!!!!

I See Drunk People

Poor bloke. Another great night out. Tom got a chinese, Turkey and Susan had an arguement, a group of women played with Jacks hair, Jack and Andy were the last 2 leave. All the ingredents of another great night out and standard to About the Booze piss ups

Althought 2 things happended that I cant explaine. 1) A girl spoke to me (but i think she prob thought I was someone else so thats explained) 2) Iv'e broken my little toe on the left foot by stubbing my toe (which happened sunday morning. I knew I should have staid in bed)

I had a good night apart from that. We'll maybe cus of that who knows

love and kisses

Burls

Madness

I found this funny.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5261856.stm

Laws I Hate You!

Well, well, well

another perfectly good saturday wasted. The day started of badly and got worse. First we got the wrong train and had to change at Donny (Where the R.A.C lived up to there name by running away from some mean looking girls). As we approached Rotherham or Barter town (from mad max 3) which it looks a lot like, we we're again forced to use are running away skills from this nasty looking bunch of school children. Next up find a pub! Easy or so you'd think. Asking a copper where the best place to have drink was he said "follow the road down and theres a nice little boozer". What he ment was go down here and theres a shithole selling pissy beer for £2.50 and no sky sports. On entering the ground (£20 to get in and it does look a bit like the thunderdome, Steve said he thought he saw Tina Turner but it turned out to be Mad Mick in a wig) we were witness to what can only be described as complete and utter dog shit, the third worst football match I've ever seen. (The worst being loosing to Donny 5 nil and the infamous 2-1 home defeat by Chester City). When the horror show was over the terror continued with a two hour train ride home with people that can only be described as human vermin! So to sum up the day £40 down the drain and 8 hours of my life I'l never get back. Why do we bother?

But I won some money off Shorty so its not all bad!

Burlys Bird

Whilst out last night Burls confessed that he loves big birds. Guess I was just getting the wrong end of the stick again.

DISCO MOTOR BIKE MAN

A CLASSIC CLIP FROM LAST YEAR!!!

EXTREME PICNIC IS COMING!!!

BANK HOLIDAY THIS MONTH, AN IDEA OF BURLS....EXTREME PICNIC IS COMING!!!!

Couple of hours to waste????

http://unoriginal.co.uk/stormthehouse.html

For some unknown reason I can't post links from this works machine. If you've got a bit of time to waste while your in the office (I'm looking at you Burley) why not try this lovely game. I made it to day 49 before my arm got tired (and I've got a lot of practise with my right arm over the years) Good night and Good luck.

As you were.

Beer Thursday

Anybody fancy a few beers thursday night?

Whats going on here?

THIS WAS A PICTURE FROM THE CRICKET, UPON 1ST INSPECTION I DIDNT SEE MUCH OF IT, WELL APART FROM US BEING PISSED, HOWEVER WHEN I GOT THEM DEVELOPED, I WAS SHOCKED!!!
WHAT THE HELLS RICK DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roundabout of Hell

Seen as though we are having a few vids on watch this its great. To answer the first question that popped into my head, no chav's were seriously hurt in the making of this film. Apparently someone rang the hospital and checked and there wern't any admissions to Crawley hospital that day with any injures that might have resulted in such an accident

You might have seen it before but seeing chav's get hurt always amuses

JAGSHEMASH!!!

I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO COME OUT!!!

Old women fighting

Seen as steve wanted more, here you go, old lady turns into mike tyson.
Some guys edited it to Franz Ferdinad music...enjoy

ZIDANE HEAD-BUTT GAME

INSTRUCTION MOVE HIM UP AND DOWN WITH MOUSE LEFT CLICK TO HEADBUTT...ENJOY

DANCE MACHINE LEGEND!!!

REMEMBER THE DANCE MACHINE AT BOWLING, WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD, LOOK AT THIS GUY GO!!!!
HES AN EXPERT, WELL HE IS UNTIL THE END WHEN HE COCKS UP!

Quick Question!

Does anybody fancy going to Rotherham to watch scunny (draw proberbly) on saturday the 19th. I've not seen a game as yet and I'm getting bored. Only about a £10 for a day return and takes just over an hour by train. Just wondering if anybody fancied a good old fastioned away day, couple of beers on the train and that?
All so what about the bank holiday at the end of the month (26th-28th) thought I'd ask now as it takes us two weeks to organise a game of bowling!

Cheers fellas.

3,2,1 wooden benches!

For Your Info, I'm Incumudacarna!

It's taken 18 months but they've finally caught up with me and making me work this weekend (I would of let you know by text but my phones at Jacks). So don't expect to see me out or at the footy cos I'm at work.
Just thought I'd let you know, rather than you lot trying to ring me and me not answering, then you thinking I'm ignoring you, then being shuned like a social leapper that I am, then having to kill my self because I've become so depressed by your rejections.
Anyway see you all on my four days off on the 17th

Karate monkey

For some gay reason I can't get the video to show, so you'll just have to click on the link -
http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/h-l/karatechimp/karatechimp.html

And something about gingervitis
http://www.gingerkids.org/faq.html

Burley's big Day Out

Look at me!

The first ones me in the Dug out obviously shouting at a player who's done something wrong and the second is me in the away end goal mouth.

Have you lot ever done that? didn't think so not real fans like me

TURKEY GOES ERM...GANGSTA???

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