What should I do? We all ask this question everyday, so I've decided to let fate decide. No matter how big the decitions I'm going to assign a number to them and let the dice decide. I have a number of options open to me this weekend. This friday sees the return of the legendary 'walkback' (19 pubs from west drayton to uxbridge)
Start time 1330
Finish time 0130 (well about 11 for me, curse my old bones)
The problem is me and some of the other 'boozers' are off to Manchester to watch England on Saturday so I have a number of options of how to spend my friday night.
1: Complete the walk back and head home to Scunny bright and early on saturday and go stright to Manc (the obvious pitfall is I wont get up in time, the last time I tried to do this was after the Beer Festivel and i didn't make it back while gone 1700)
2: As above but head stright for manchester meet you there missing out scunny
3: Just do the first few pubs then head back to Scunny (Pissed up but will at leased be there)
4: Stright home stright to bed! (well almost if I take this option I'll be home around fiveish friday afternoon, My prefered choice but will the dice be kind??)
5: Go watch scunny play gillingham friday night, head home stright afterwards or saturday morning public transport permitting. (bit of a wast in time/money/life)
6: None of the above!
Let the Dice decide! you can play along at home to if you like just roll a die check the number with the corrosponding option and tell me what fate has decided for me. Remember the dice say is final!
I'm now operating on a higher plane than you idiots who let your brains to all the hard work like a bunch of suckers. Just sit back and roll the dice.
Has anybody got any dice I can borrow?!?!?!?!?!?
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I rolled a dice for you, and lost it. What does that mean, maybe its a sign???
Well it came out as No.3 (First few pubs then home, so i'l see how it goes!)
I rolled a 7
Thats because you've got those geeky 7 sided dice for playing your nerd games!
Do it properly this is serious stuff!
i threw and it landed on boobs!!!
i got those erotic dice....wooooooo
I want them too!
you twats
Lets have a night out all decided on the turn of a dice...were we go, what we drink, what we eat etc
Also when we start...1pm -6pm....now theres an idea!!!
quality idea jack. put it on its own post
does burls like 6 pubs in town?
Can dave drink 6 drinks?
is dave allowed to stay out past 6?
is dave allowed to stay out past 6?
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