Burls that was crap, however if starwars ot star trek ( same difference) was like this I would watch it.
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Born from the immortal words spoken to Steve by Rich, this is a place for us to keep in touch, explore the essence of drunkeness, and take the piss out of each other no matter where we are. We wave goodbye to Jack for at least the next 6 months and hope he has many dunken adventures. Bye Jack! And Rich hopes you get frostbite on your balls!
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must admit dave that was quality. mugging us off. Brilliant
As for the differences between Star Wars and star trek:
Star Trek: cardboard sets.
Star Wars: cardboard actors.
Darth Vader needs the Force to make people gag.
William Shatner merely acts.
Some Trekkies are now old enough to have moved from their parents' basement to the retirement home basement.
Lots of fans can speak Klingon, but only losers speak Wookiee.
Star Trek: The bad guys are thinly disguised non-Americans.
Star Wars: The bad guys are thinly disguised Americans.
Star Wars: buns on the head.
Star Trek: buns in the uniform.
Luke: "Well, not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock." C-3PO: "Not really, sir. Time travel and teleportation are more of a 'Trek' thing."
Lightsabers are powered by D cells, while phasers take a 9-volt.
Gene Roddenberry was a legendary pioneer of thought-provoking, futuristic science fiction.
George Lucas created Jar Jar Binks.
Wookiees and Ewoks vs. Tribbles and toupees.
Substantially harder to hand-make a Chewbacca Halloween costume than a Bones McCoy.
Star Trek: Everybody likes Seven of Nine.
Star Wars: Nobody likes I of VI, or II of VI for that matter.
Shatner wears a girdle, but Jabba lets it all hang out.
Star Wars has the mystical power of the Force to lend gravitas to the adventure, but Star Trek has the mystical power of chicks with bigger hooters.
Star Wars: Captain Solo always has a Wookiee at his side.
Star Trek: Captain Kirk always has nookie on the side.
In one, you live long and prosper. In the other, you live large and profit.
Star Wars fans don't refuse to honor the restraining order if it's not translated into Klingon.
If Jar Jar Binks were on "Trek," Scotty would've given him a red shirt and beamed him down to a hostile planet during the opening credits.
Hard-core Star Wars fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade lightsabers.
Hard-core Star Trek fans are all overweight, unattractive, diabetic virgins who spend their free time and money building homemade tricorders.
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