Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Impending Doom

As you all know I'm old.

A few things have brought it to my attention recently, old photo's, the fact all my house mates seem to be out getting drunk and I'm still working at 22.49 on a Tuesday (albeit at home with a can of finest Carling Darling), the fact that it hurts when I jump off things and I often listen to music with my head phones on "so I don't upset the neighbours " (even though that music is Jungle its just a last gasp attempt to not admit I'm old).

I could go on (in the way us old people tend to do) but my point is I'm 30 soon and want to go out with a bang. Think of something special people

Discuss

Oooooh me aching bones!!!

Burls

8 comments:

Hot_Vimto said...

PAINTBALL!
My old legs are still recovering from sundays war.

Burls said...

too tame and been done

try again

big dave said...

Get a Colostomy bag fitted you old git!

Jack said...

When is it, how about hiring mobility scooters and burning round the high st!!!

Id say vegas but will never get off the ground so how about a casino in the uk...i know hull,leeds and sheffield have some.

Or how about a weekend in Scotland,Dublin,Amsterdam,paris etc flights are very cheap to these places and we have enough airports round us to do it.

There are my ideas il see what else i can think of

Turks said...

When is this honorary day???

Jacks idea of a Captial Visit sounds cool.

I sugguest...
Fishing whilst wearing flat caps and smoking a pipe.(just so u meet ur age range)
Go Karting
Quad Biking
Shooting Range(Guns,Clay Pigeon?)
weekend in Blackpool-Sun,Sea,Sand,Lap Dancers
Cardiff for a long weekend.its ace,loads of pubs,clubs,strip clubs the lot.i no a decent hotel right in the city centre aswell.

Jack said...

If from what i heard your birthday is in October,is it around the same time as the beer hound? Wh not a double celebration,3 countries in 3 days saounds good,holland,france,germany

God theres loads of ideas,what have you got in mind though burls,its your birthday?!

Burls said...

Mines on October the 9th, Im having a look at things early so if we do want to go abroad we can get saved up

Jack said...

Good plan,lots of 3day breaks available too in travel shops or online,can even do flights and hotels seperate.