Monday, December 17, 2007

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The last game before Christmas was played on Sunday with a convincing 4-0 victory and passage into the 3rd round of the Bob Bedford Cup complete. An early morning suprise was to unfold as Jack reveiled a colour co-ordinated pair of Nike Footy Boots. Not only were they Orange and Blue (like the replica TFC home shirt-Available in Good sports shops RRP £34.99) they had the word ''Postman'' stitched into the heel of his left boot and ''Jack'' in the right heel.Surely these boots, That Hair style and his cockyness is enough to be made a target by most Sunday League Players. Anyway to the game and an indirect freekick for Trinity was the first piece of goalmouth action. A back pass was picked up by the B&M Keeper (a mistake never to be made by Trinitys Stand-in wonder kid) and a free kick awarded. But as usual a Chris Harper Freekick saw Blackbirds fleeing for there lives instead of the net bulging! The next chance was a '' 35 Yard Screamer'' (quoted from the offical TFC website) which was more like a hit and hope from 20 yards but never the less the much travelled Jack Haughey Jnr found the net just before half time to give Trinity a much deserved lead. After a couple of mouthfulls of Bovil were taken on board Trinity moved up a Gear and scored 3 more goals without reply in the 2nd half. First though in the 2nd half ''Wing Wizard'' Phil Brumby, playing much more like a '' Flat Battery'' was replaced by Darren who was later to do more than Brumby had done all game which was to find feet with a simple 2 yard pass. Goals from Danny Barnes, Jason Harper and Mark McCrea put the game to bed and secured a 3rd round meeting with Real Ale Madrid. But special mention has to go to Stand-in Keeper Graham Dixon who again played like a young Peter Schmeichel in his prime, collecting everything thrown at him (which on this sunday morning was just abuse from the TFC Players and Officals) even after 80 mins of the game gone and no meaningful saves to make he pounced like a gazelle and tipped a fierce drive destined for the top corner over for a corner. Save of the Season???? More like Greatest save EVER!!!! Just a shame no video footage of this wonder save was caught and you will have to put up with Jack saying i should of caught it. Anyway it was the first Cleansheet of the Season and the First but by no means last of Dixons goalkeeping rain.

P.S. Please dont forget on Sunday 30th December its the Trinity Legends v Trinity Present (Team of the Year 2006-2007)....its down at Co-Op (central park) 10.30 kick off. Be sure to get there, as it will be an action packed festive game/reunion....also a days drinking follows this game in the Bluebell

Yours Truely

Turks AKA The Cat

11 comments:

Jack said...

Hit and fucking hope!!!!! I meant that 35yards precision!
Now as for the special mention rubbish...you had nothing to do,you got so bored you tried throwing it into your own net just so you could make a save. And when he tapped a very powerless and slow slow slow ball which was about body height anyway u decided to tip it over the bar when it was easier to catch it(which you should have done like all good keepers)
Im sure Phil will back me up on this,if he ever figures out how to get off youporn.com
But 1 thing you did get right was the mention to Phil...he was useless,he brags about saturday but when he plays sunday....paaaa crap,shows how easy the saturday league is

I thankyou!

Turks said...

I like all the stick i get, but i didnt see or hear any other TFC player holding there hands up and saying il play in goal.and it was going in the top corner!!!!! Ask Keithy D he'll tell u

big dave said...

How did Trinity manage to be team of the year?

Jack said...

You want in it!

Hot_Vimto said...

"You want in it!"
Are you asking Dave if he wants to join?
Surely you mean you wasn't in it!

Jack said...

No i mean"you want in it...innit!"

Not do you want in it...look lets not get all Mr Norman or Benny melester and start acting like an english teacher...haha benny lester and his yellow pit stains...oh the memorys

big dave said...

So how you got it then? Is it out of sympathy?

Burls said...

is turkey known as the cat cus he smells faintly of fish?

Turks said...

Burls has been reading the Christmas Cracker jokes again...YAWN


Who's coming to game then?

Jack said...

Big Dave is seeing as he is a former player/bench warmer...there short of a linesman

big dave said...

team of the year? how?