General Stuff + a Laugh at Jack (The Confuser)

Firstly id like to stay Merry Christmas to all of you belonging 'The Booze' and a Happy New Year, lets hope 2008 is filled with plenty more 'Booze' outings. The Cricket is one event that springs to mind already, No Rain this time though please.

So the year (2007) has been full of wild and wonderful occasions. Steve and Sharon got Wed and Dave and Leanne got engaged, Congrats to both couples. Scunthorpe won the League 1 title which was celebrated in Blackpool, not every member of the booze was there but them that was will remember that day forever. Jack went on his travels to USA Twice, Also soon to be featuring on the TV Quiz show 'Nothing But The Truth' this is where i also make my International TV Debut. The Cricket at Leeds was abit of wash out but never the less we made the most it by helping out in the slips in the 'Indoor Cricket Cup' where after almost falling off his chair Phil caught the screwed up piece of paper. Also Shorty was up to his usual tricks and filled his Pic-Nic bag with 5 or 6 new Stella glasses. Also making its way into the bag was a Freezer tray???? Biggest laugh had to go to Dave and Andy who fell for a trick which lead to them been covered in Beer...Priceless.

Late on in the year Rick came up with a 'Gay League' this lead to many a point been dished out willy nilly and came to stand still with me top of the table for some reason, but Tom actually demanding to be in the league was quite funny

Away day in London to watch Scunthorpe play Orient was a great weekend. Firstly on the M1 Tom's Oil light came on and we darted into the services to get a litre or 2. Then to mine and Robs amazement we past 'The Sign' which indicated we was going the 'Right' way. But as we found out 2miles down the road we wasnt and we turned round which was then followed by a short visit to Watford. The game was pretty shite but a last minute Billy Sharp goal kept us on track for promotion and it put the wheels on our adventure, as it turned out to be, in motion. On a tube i found myself sat next to a lovely cockney lass listening to music, but in my Drunk state i said 'hello' and expected nothing in return, but to my amazement she said 'hello' back to me which caught me off my guard and i replied with 'Are you going Dancing tonight?' This resulted in her replacing her headphone and turning her back on me, of course Tom, Rick and Rob were in fits of laughter and im sure that made her get off at the next stop. Also missing the last Tube was a high and a low because it cost £60-£70 to get back to base but we had 2 illegal taxi's which we didnt pay for but made at least 2 miles up the road!

Sunday just gone ( 23rd December 2007 ) i learned that some of us have now got new nicknames. Turks = Mid-Ship...Jack = The Confuser...Rick = Fluffy Boy...Dave = Idiot Boy, Why we are now called this is a mistery but i like it, shame Dave doesnt think the same thou. The Confuser, Fluffy Boy and Myself, Mid-Ship were in Barrys (Barracuda's) when a young lad tried to push open the door which lead to Fluffy Boy saying ' Its says Pull Dickhead,cant you read Boy?' i then said ' Maybe he cant read, he only looks about 2 years old' to which The Confuser replied ' Pull is one of those easy 4 lettered words like CAT and DOG' Well i dont think me and Fluffy Boy have laughed so much! Of course The Confuser tried to palm it off but its made its way here now Jacksie, So lets pause for 10 seconds and laugh at Jacks expense...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway All the Best in 2008 and lets make the most of the Christmas Eve, Trinitys Past v Present and New Years Eve Drink-athon

Yours Truely

Turks/Graham/Mid-Ship