Im flying out tomorrow and il miss u all dearly..cough
1 thing i wanna do is try the breasts at hooters..chciken breasts of course!
But i know burls and the legend that is Tom(as american as burger king) will be reading this so them and others can give me a list of things to do or see while im there,especially in Vegas...dont say get married it wont happen..unless shes loaded and fit! or 90+ 1 week to live and loaded...bit of lube will wet things up.
Anyway a list of things to do or see,and il try to get proof...rick no gay suggestions,kep it reasonable
So number 1...HOOTERS
theres 9 more things to fill go for it n il see wat i can do
yeeehaaaaa
5 comments:
Go to 'Brokeback' mountain.
You feel right at home.
as always rick comes up with a gay comment....just put us out r misery and come out the closet!
No 2 - Go to the top of the Empire State Building, walk to edge and shout "i feel like i can fly" and chuck yourself off to find out if u can!
Try not piss the bed. Yes jack addmitted it the other night, then looked shocked when everyone else said that they dont do it. Maybe that will explain the dodgy smell!!
So far we want you to
No1.Become a gay cowboy
No2.Kill yourself by throwing yourself off a tall building (???)
No3.Try not to piss your bed.
No4.Get shot in the hood by some Gangsters, while shouting "Yeee boi, fancy a cup of tea"
Sounds like a great holiday so far!
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