I've been seltected for Jury duty. Anyone been on it before and know what its like?Im practicing shouting "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Im going to take some of those glasses Homer wears when he gets Jury duty
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ask shortys brother i know he had to do it!
I know you shouldnt but make sure u tell us all the details,and if its a rape case keep in mind he is allowed a "free one"
awesome comment jack 'dont 4get the Free one'
Nice one burls, didnt steve do it ages ago?
What is this country coming to?
I think its the sort of country that lets someone like you in the forces
Well said!
Nobody just lets you join the forces. You have to earn it.
didn't you have to try and "earn" it 3 times?
No?
Yeah took you a couple of attempts to get in. The mekon knows all
Thats right Burls, i no of this also...
First time he applied they said he couldnt have the job because he couldnt drive, so he went away and passed his test.
Second time he applied they said he couldnt have the job because his eye sight was poor, so he went away and got a pair of glasses.
Third time he applied he drove to the base wearing his glasses. The officer saw this and accepted his application. He said "Rich, now u can drive to work and you can see correctly, get cleaning the toilets"
Thats excatly what happened!!
This is uncanny Turks. You must of been spying on me.
Except he said "get cleaning the toilets, with your toothbrush".
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