Friday, August 11, 2006

For Your Info, I'm Incumudacarna!

It's taken 18 months but they've finally caught up with me and making me work this weekend (I would of let you know by text but my phones at Jacks). So don't expect to see me out or at the footy cos I'm at work.
Just thought I'd let you know, rather than you lot trying to ring me and me not answering, then you thinking I'm ignoring you, then being shuned like a social leapper that I am, then having to kill my self because I've become so depressed by your rejections.
Anyway see you all on my four days off on the 17th

7 comments:

Jack said...

Not heard any sounds from it

Hot_Vimto said...

it's probly out of juice!

Hot_Vimto said...

I'l go to rotherham next week! I've not seen a game yet.

Hot_Vimto said...

If you go with Turks, you have to sit next to the dreded "RATTLER" make sure you pad out your rib cage cos he's forever jabbing you with his elbows. I'm telling you for the smallest thing he goes crazy. I once got a black eye from him when we won a throw and he went mental, the guys a fuckin lunatic! Gawd help ya if we win! See you in casualty!
Then theres the guy who goes with his mum (unless they've got some kind of "Richard & Judy" thing going on, you know what I mean, anyway she's alot older looking than him) sat to the other side of you. He constantly goes on and on about how shite Scunny are, I don't mind people say we're shite but why pay £15 to sit and listen to this wanker spout on and on and on, whith his corpse of a girfriend sat there nodding along like the churchills dog. Theres no need for the likes of him!
In front you've got the older generation that talk all game about the good old "black & white" days, when there was proper hooligans and racists, not like these chavy whippersnappers of today, watching "gentleman jackie Brownsword" play for 1647 games in a row without even getting cramp!
Behind you, you've got some buffoon that screams "come on Iron" every 30 seconds like some kind of novelty fire alarm, It's just distracting after a while. Then to top it all off you've got the mong kid there who rages uncontrolably when the decibles reach higher than 10 (which to be fair isn't that often) all in all an enjoyable day at the footy. I wish i was there instead of this death by bordom that is air traffic control on a saturday morning.
The horror.........the horror

see ya thursday

3,2,1 Wallbars!

Hot_Vimto said...

p.s if you want to reach me you can get me in office hours on my nats adress richard.brumby@nats.co.uk

Burls said...

think he means Incommunicado but decent attempt

Jack said...

Wats with the life story?