Not his real girl friend of course! That would be terrible! No I'm talking about the blow up doll (That he got rather amerous with on the coach back from york.
Where this 'Michelle' came from is anybodys guess but at one point he was wearing her on his head while Dave tried to inflate her using her 'love tunnel' as a valve! (I have picture eveidence of this)
After this '3 some' some how (don't ask me how) but her head had come off! and she was dead! This however didn't stop are two randy lovers, as her now headless body was thrown around, passed back and forth beetween the two! At one point her feet were mutliated by Shorty while Dave STILL atempted to reinflate the decapitated corpse!
To top it all off when leaving schnapps I spoted the late 'Michelle' dumped in a bush, not a very dignified end to her all to short life!
All in all a good nights drinking!
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And before you point out the error in the title Everybody knows that 'Girlfrieng' is German for Blowup sex doll! The Germans invented the dolls in the 1930's. All that warmongering, they needed something to keep the stormtroopers happy.
the head was ripped off for a collection for the driver!
I feel for poor kirsty!
and he likes silence of the lambs. be afraid be very afraid
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