Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Some useful chinese phrases

In preperation for my holiday this year, I went out and bought a mandarin phrase book today. It brought back memories of looking for dirty words in the dictionary at school, except better as they put it in a sentance for you.

Here are a few useful ones (i've had to type them phonetically, due to my complete lack of knowledge of how to type in chinese).

nee jir shir yoong wor lai fa ching-yew - you're just using me for sex

mor wor jer - touch me here

jern shir - oh yeah!

mun-dyen lai - easy tiger

kwai-dyar - faster

goon kai - piss off!

chee-fay ler - i'm high

wor shi goong-chun-dung dung-ywen - i'm a member of the communist party

wor yo la-see - i have diarrhoea

and my personal favourite
nee-der ywair-jing hai-lai ma - are you menstruating?

3 comments:

big dave said...

try it out in your local chinese take away before you go

Hot_Vimto said...

These people will all go to HELL, for embracing communism for so long. Good luck spreding the capatolist ideals of the west.
I sulute you.

Burls said...

Thought the would put those sort of phrases in a usful phrase book for thailand not for China