LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE>>>>
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.>>
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.>>
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!>>
4 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.>>
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.>>
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.>>
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me>>
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.>>
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.>>
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.>>
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.>>
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.>>
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.>>
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?>>
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!>>
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up.>>
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.>>
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!>>
24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.>>
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.>>
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.>>
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.>>
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.>>
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.>
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number 30 - just like burly when we are talking football
I use the brain power that i don't use on football on a job thats more complicated than mixing paint
you do fuck all, youve admitted it enough times. what do you know about my job anyway?
you mix paint. we used to do that at school
fight fight fight
makes a change from it being you jack. an angry angry young man
i particulary (how the hell do you spell that?!!) like 4 and 5
Even harder to say it!
Whens dave n turks going to bulgaria? incase they forgot word of warning Lucky lewis is going there around the same time...youve been warned!
They let him out the country?!
yeah but they wont let him back in! mix paint burls????? no I make it. bit of a difference i'll have you know
ah right you've been promoted to mop boy. well done!
ok burls ill pretend to know what your on about
what does burls do? apart from mess about on here, and work from home when all the other council pen pushers cant be bothered turning up to the office!!!
please refer to number 20 of the post above this one. thats basically what i do
I do No. 19
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