Define: Us Lot

I thought I would use Google’s define search to search all our names and see what the came up with, some are boring but I was especially pleased to see it gave us an opportunity to take the piss out of Jack. Please note that I’ve used the first one that came up in all instances

Mungo:
Fibrous woollen material generated from waste. Waste from more tightly woven cloth, oiled woven rags or milled cloth.

Burls:
A swirl or distortion in the grain of the wood often occur-ring near a knot but not containing a knot.

Jack:
A small worthless amount (about right!)

Dave:
The author of the PAUP/PAUP* computer program for reconstructing phylogenetic relationships (Dave will never be that clever!)

Shorty:
Dance Style: Candy hip-hop (Love to see Shorty bust a move Candy hip hop style!)

James:
A Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513) (Err?)

Rich:
Possessing material wealth (yeah right, try the opposite)

Tom:
Contemptuous name for a Black man who is abjectly servile and deferential to Whites (Thought it was just a tan from being in America!)

Andrew:
(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; brother of Peter; patron saint of Scotland (Saint Peacock)

Steve:
Principal of the Encounter English Schools in Porto, where Rowling worked during her time in Portugal in the early 1990s (possible influence of Harry potter?)

Turkey:
Large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food (pies, pies and more pies!)