Monday, January 16, 2006

A Joke I saw in the Newspaper...

A couple were walking home from
the pub when the women said she
was busting for a pee.
"Go behind the tree
and i'll keep a lookout"
said the fella
"No" she said " i dont trust you"
So they walked on for another half-
mile and then she said again she
was busting for a slash.
"Go behind that fence"
said the bloke, "i'll keep a watch"
"i dont trust you" she said.
But after another half-mile, she
could no longer stop herself and so
she went behind a bush.
The fella thought he would have
a crafty feel and put his hand under-
neath the women.
"Have you changed sex?" he asked.
"No" she replied. "i changed my mind.
i'm having a shit"

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