Tuesday, December 06, 2005

MISSING PET!!!

Lost- One large man
Last Seen- boarding a plane to India
Answers to the name Mungo, do not approach liable to attack if cornered or provoked.
may also answer to the name of Big Rob.
If you have any information about the where abouts of the above, please call Rich.
alternatively offer him a snack and lure him to my house where I have special restraining equipment designed for holding such large mammals.
Please bring back my pet as I am sick of going to the football with Turkey and 'Rattler'.

10 comments:

Jack said...

"special restraining equipment designed for holding such large mammals"....hmmmm big vicky springs to mind!

Hot_Vimto said...

Unlike you I don't need to restrain BIG Vicky!

Burls said...

Who's Rattler?

Burls said...

Who's Rattler?

big dave said...
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big dave said...

why do u talk about big vicky such alot jack?

Jack said...

whos rattler? im just copying u lot..is that y its been deleted? is it a mystery comment? have we been hacked or something?

Hot_Vimto said...

Rattler is a big fat old man, who Turkey makes me sit next at scunny matches. He's constantly elbowing me in the ribs every time ther's some kind of action. It's quite annoying to be jabbed at for two hours every other saturday afternoon.As to why he's be given the name 'Rattler' is anyones guess???????

Turks said...

Rattler as he is called got his name because he always gets in 2 arguments with the fans sitting around us.Plus recently rick has'nt been jabbed in the side as there has'nt been any action at GP because the iron have been SHITE

Jack said...

Theres no need to have ago at poor keith dixon!