Monday, September 29, 2008

Go Jim, its your Birthday! Gona Party Like its your Birthday!

Dear Chums

Mybirthday is on the 9th October but I will be having a do at my olds house from 6 onwards on the Sat (11th) everyones welcome incuding other halves and childrens if you have them or you borrow one. Will be food and beers if your intersted.

Was thinking we would go out into town maybe later on but lets go with the flow.

I'm also planning on going bowling to accomodate people with children earlier on so if you fancy a few warm up beers and a chance to split some pins let me know

Burls

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

LETS PLAY POKER...IN OUR PANTS!


Not its not a perverted idea. After staying in to save a few "dollars" for my adventures ive been playing online poker to pass the time. its cheap, there are lots of free tournaments and creating your character is always a laugh. Burley introduced me to it and its the best online poker ive seen. Anyway you can play games with your friends in your own private room. So seeing as we hardly go out lately and it takes an age to organise a poker night, how about signing up for this and we play against each other online.


Just throwing it out there...and we can still play for money winner takes all etc


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Rumours of the End of the Universe Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Seen as though the "Doomsday Machine" has been turned on and we weren't all sucked into a black hole I guess I can plan something for my 30th. Didn't seem much point planning anything if we were all going to be torn apart by a singularity but now I might as well. Any ideas welcome

Monday, September 08, 2008

Trinity start new season with 4-2 Victory...

Just to let you no Trinity have started their new season and i will be writing Match Reports every week on Trinitys Blog. Check out this weeks Match Report where Trinity started with a 4-2 Victory against Queensway.

http://trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com

Friday, September 05, 2008

JACKS LEAVING DOO


As you all know im moving to Canadia this October, so that gives us all an excuse to get drunk! (like we ever needed one) So make sure October 18th is free in your diary as thats the date ive chosen for a piss up. Im currently looking into mini buses and similar ideas for an out of town trip. Possibly Doncaster, Leeds, Sheffield Il keep you updated.


*************************UPDATE******************************
Now thinking of going to Stainforth Dogs via 16 or 24 seater bus. Cost is roughly £13 per person for the bus and you pay £5 entry when you get to Stainforth. Going into Doncaster afterwards.
Let me know if interested and il look into booking it this weekend. Would like the money asap to secure your seat.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Booze Map

Finally bloody nearly done it! Ok on the right you can see the map (bear with me while I sort out the dimensions and stuff), ones a link

Right.... it works sort of like the blog, I have to invite you to contribute. You can then add your own pubs that you have boozed in. I don't think you will be able to do it until you have been invited. In the mean time I've put a couple of examples down.When you are invited this is how it works:

Search for the pub you have been too (a post code works best but I put in "blue bell, Scunthorpe" and that worked) that will bring up the location, left click the balloon and on the bottom right it will say add to my map, click this and bobs your uncle. What I've also been doing is, once you've added it you can left click again and it brings up a box for details, I've been adding the people who have drank in said pub. If its all of us I've just put "all" There is also space under that for any more comments so if something is particularly good about the pub, let us know.

I'll be sending out invites soon. If you have any probs give me a shout

Jim "Bananaman" urls

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Cricket 2008

Some photos from the cricket, for those that dont have facebook.









Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly on Headingley

The forcast for leeds on Friday is heavey showers. I presume there is an alternative for standing outside and getting wet?

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The "Buffalo" Theory

In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . . .



"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Monday, August 11, 2008

Cricket 22/8/08


Not long to go now then is it. The mini bus will be leaving The Bluebell at 12 noon, I'll be there from about 11 for some food. The mini bus costs £200 butt weve paid £40 deposit so that obvoiusly leaves £160 between us. As far as I know everyone is coming on the bus apart from Chris Smart. The bus leaves Leeds at 11.
The 13 are Big Dave, Turks, Peterbourgh James, Burly, Short Jnr, Short Snr, Phil Brumby, Rick Brumby, Tom Brumby, Puke Hound, Rob Smart, Chris Smart, Jack.
Well at least thats what I think it is as I dont have the list or the tickets any more, Turks has got them all. And yes i have asked for a big enough mini-bus!!
To the regiment.............................

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Told You!

This comes direct from PKR

PKR NEWS - Fluent fought a field of 100 tough competitors to take 1st place in the PKR Speed Tournament and $500.00. "It was an incredible display", said one observer, "everyone was on the edge of their seats".

The result marks another big step in Fluent's meteoric rise to poker stardom. "I predict big things from Fluent", said a poker insider, "all the ingredients are there; skill, determination, guts - and a slightly funny haircut."

to be fair I cant quite get my head looking right on it which is their prob not a fact that my head looks bad in real life

oh yeah Fluent is my "handle" if you know what that means your a geek!

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

prediction league

http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/


code:- FC404-OKU

Jims Ye Olde Football History Quiz

A prize for the person who anwser the most right. Send your answers to my email addres. Try not to cheat by looking at google

1) When was the last ever Amateur FA Cup final?

2) When was the first Artificial Pitch Introduced? And by who?

3) When was the referees whistle first introduced?

4) Who is the only player to score in 2 World Cups for 2 different teams?

5) If a player takes a throw-in and he scores an own goal directly from that throw-in, what will happen?

6) Who was the first team to lose two consecutive FA Cup finals?

7) How many times was the FA Cup Final contested at Kennington Oval?

8) What were the earliest football rules written down that are still in existence in 2005?

9) Who scored Germany's 90th minute equaliser in the 1966 World Cup final against England?

10) The first chairman of the Football Association represented which club?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Picture of George


As I have no one's e-mail address and I never see anyone anymore; I thought I'd put a picture of George on here. He's grown since this was taken so when I get time I'll put an updated one on here as well...
P.S. Lets have some more original comments than 'more hair than his dad!'. A prize for the best one me thinks.
Lots of love, Steve

Monday, July 28, 2008

When the Boozers eat a banana.....


They turn into BANANAMAN!!!!

For the cricket myself and rick will purchase these costumes costing £33(rounded up). So far we have 8 people who are in! We will be ordering the costumes on Friday so if anyone knows anyone else who is going to the cricket who maybe interested then let us know(Big Daves workmates etc).


Money from those already confirmed will be paid before or on the day! No backing out once confirmed (Jack,Rich,Turks,Phil,Andy,Jim Burley, James, Shorty you're already in)


Remember these are yours to keep forever! (James STAG do anyone!!!!)


Thursday, July 10, 2008

Some thing to do....


Im bored!!!!


Lets go bowling!!!


Please!!!!!!!
Burls
On another note I saw the perfect personlised number plate for me JIMPB, any one got 2 grand to lend me? BURLS was already taken by some scum somwhere


Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Booze Baby has been Born!

For anyone who didn't get a text from Steve, Sharon gave brith to George Alexander Clark at 23.14 on the 30th June. He weighed in at 7lb 9oz and is doing well

Congratulations to you both


Burls