I WANT THIS SHIRT LETS ALL CLUB TOGETHER AND GET IT FOR THE WORLD CUP AND CRICKET, OR GIVE TO SHORTY AS A PRESENT IT MIGHT JUST FIT HIM!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8795090644
Saturday, April 22, 2006
MASSIVE ENGLAND SHIRT
I WANT THIS SHIRT LETS ALL CLUB TOGETHER AND GET IT FOR THE WORLD CUP AND CRICKET, OR GIVE TO SHORTY AS A PRESENT IT MIGHT JUST FIT HIM!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8795090644
Friday, April 21, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Monday, April 17, 2006
OMAR FC
KICK BUTT!!! PROBABLY THE BEST GAME EVER!
SPOT THE BALL!!!
DAVE CHECKS THE WIND DIRECTION BEFOR TAKING HIS FREE KICK
SPOT THE BALL!!!
DAVE CHECKS THE WIND DIRECTION BEFOR TAKING HIS FREE KICK
EASTER WEEKEND
rick n turkey in gay sex shocker(check out the pits)
group pic of us, turkey nibbling ricks ear??
and another group pic of us trading insults!
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Return of the king
I will be back on Tuesday if anyone fancies a pint and to be regaled with some of my wonderful and slightly over exaggerated tales of tucson,las vegas,salt lake city,LA, and then tucson agian.
I was planning to go to the royal for a couple of real pints (not American piss water) and then get some fish and chips on the way home i know your having a big weekend but i need some English pub time the spam ones are alright but i am sick of being constantly asked to speak for there amusement see you boys in a few days .
if your up for it just text us it works out here and costs you f#&k all extra.
cheers the world traveler
tom
I was planning to go to the royal for a couple of real pints (not American piss water) and then get some fish and chips on the way home i know your having a big weekend but i need some English pub time the spam ones are alright but i am sick of being constantly asked to speak for there amusement see you boys in a few days .
if your up for it just text us it works out here and costs you f#&k all extra.
cheers the world traveler
tom
Thursday, April 13, 2006
FUNNIEST COMMENT OF THE DAY
WHEN ASKING TURKEY IF HE WAS TO PLAY FOOTBALL AT HIGHRIDGE FIELD ON SATURDAY....
Turk says:
i aint climbing over any fences 2 play and the gates been locked all year because it aint for public use
JUST MAKES ME LAUGH!!!
Turk says:
i aint climbing over any fences 2 play and the gates been locked all year because it aint for public use
JUST MAKES ME LAUGH!!!
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
EASTER SATURDAY PUB CRAWL
JUST TO CONFIRM, WE WILL ALL BE MEETING IN THE ROYAL FROM 7 THIS SATURDAY AND MAKING ARE WAY THROUGH AS MANY PUBS AS POSSIBLE, BIG DAVE HAD AN IDEA OF 2 PINT LIMIT IN EVERY PUB...UNTIL WE PASS OUT LATE IN THE NIGHT IN SOME SOME DIVE!!!
OVER AND OUT!!!
OVER AND OUT!!!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Football and beer
Next saturday for football and beer then? 3pm High ridge field? Anybody got a ball?
Friday, April 07, 2006
Sunday, Footy, Sunday
Ah... Three games on Sunday. Sounds like the perfect excuse to spend all day in the pub.First up the hooligan derby (12:00) Chelsea Vs West Ham United, Watch as the famous Shed end is turned into an up market Bistro by a bunch of Middle class tossers.
Next it's up to the car crime, scallys heaven of the north west where (14:00)Liver'boring'pool take on a prison team from bolton
Then it's over to the Nike Trafford Ballpark for (16:00)Manchester United PLC Vs The future European champions Arsenal.
Lets all go to the Queensway to hear Shortys football turrets, watch as Jack gets threatened to be 'Banged' by some blokes for wearing the wrong t-shirt and see Arsenal win at the Theater of 'largely foreign based' Dreams.
See you all in there Gringos! Adios Amigos
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
CHRIS SHORT THE 4TH EMERGENY SERVICE
Is shorty the newest member of the AA...is he moonlighting inbetween jobs? U decide!!!
THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
Here incase everyone forgot what a good old fashioned piss up was like, heres some pics to recap, and by the way ive fixed my camera so this easter..ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOZE....(J20 free zone)
Monday, April 03, 2006
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Boom Shankar
Forgot to mention it in the last post but all those going to the cricket we've (me and andy) decided that we should go in fancy dress.
No theme, no reason, no charity.... just for fun anything goes!. A beer to the best costume I say!!! Mexican bandi'dos .....Yee Haa adios amigos.
(yes burls you can go as Capt Picard)
No theme, no reason, no charity.... just for fun anything goes!. A beer to the best costume I say!!! Mexican bandi'dos .....Yee Haa adios amigos.
(yes burls you can go as Capt Picard)
A CALL TO ARMS
After tonights feble attempts at at what only be called a 'tea party'. Someone has to take charge of this piss up on the bank holiday weekend!
All those wishing to attend please add your name in the comments.
If your names not down your not coming in!
This could be the last time that all of the 'booze crew' are out at the same time.
However the actual day/night that the booze up is happening is still up for debate so aswell as your name, leave yor prefered date, i.e fri/sat.
p.s the poker night for that weekend is also to be decided. any IdeaS feel free to whack 'em' down
adios amigos!!! YEE HAAA!
All those wishing to attend please add your name in the comments.
If your names not down your not coming in!
This could be the last time that all of the 'booze crew' are out at the same time.
However the actual day/night that the booze up is happening is still up for debate so aswell as your name, leave yor prefered date, i.e fri/sat.
p.s the poker night for that weekend is also to be decided. any IdeaS feel free to whack 'em' down
adios amigos!!! YEE HAAA!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Tit Monday!
Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months.You find yourself smiling at strangers again.
There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says:
"At last, Tit Monday!"
And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.So when will Tit Monday fall this year?
Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement?
Do not shoot your bolt too early.There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses.
There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says:
"At last, Tit Monday!"
And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.So when will Tit Monday fall this year?
Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement?
Do not shoot your bolt too early.There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses.
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