Burls is back...

Glad to see Burls back in town and out on the beers since the ill faited after-math of the Donny races....anyway just look closer into the bottom right of the picture................................"what's going on here" i hear you thinking....its just what i was thinking aswell. Could it be that Andy Peacock is rubbing up Jack Haugheys inner thigh??????

Answers on a postcard!

Jack pull's his Twin...

Imagine the kids........

Some Photos from Easter Sunday

FOR DAVE AND SHORTY

PAY UP BIG DAVE....£10 FOR TURKS

Look-a-likes

Finaly got round to it!

In response to Jack's look a likes here's mine

The first lot to do with me peepers

Mr Magoo!!!!!

Fu Man-Chu

The guy from 3rd Rock

And then me bulbus forhead

Bow down and obey!

(Mungo also says its cus im evil and that hurts)

Saturday work boredom relief youtube clip

Have you heard the 1 about a Yank and 6 English men???

So good friday has been and gone and it was full of drama as 6 members of "The Booze" were joined by a Yank for piss up around Scunthorpe.

First Pub - Royal
All is well as we all got introduced to the Amercian lad called Luke(pictured below with Tom in Bluebell) who joined the boozers after an invite from the Brumby clan.

Second Pub - Class 6

The Drama begins as Tom 28years old(at least) got I.D. as did Luke who later on confirmed he was only 17.

Third Pub - Barracuda

In and Out in a minute as the wankers on the door wouldnt let Luke in.

Forth Pub - Bluebell

Luke gets more accustom to the English beer and after at least 5 pints he starts to come out of his shell

Fifth Pub - Zest

Another Pint is downed and after stumbling to the toilets Luke starts to get abit leggy

Sixth Pub - Wild Coyote (Parkies)

We hit the pool table for a game of killer....all was going well untill Luke took his second shot. This shot was soon followed by him been sick all over the floor. which lead to him been taken away by the Brumby family who didnt look impressed. The bouncer then took hold of Tom and handed him the Mop (as pictured below)

Seventh Pub - Matrix

Just as Tom said that he could keep up with his old man drinking he became the 2nd person to show us what he had for his tea. As we escaped before we got a bad reputation Tom was last seen hanging over a wall feeding the pigeons...Classic

Morale of the Story,

Yanks are pretty useless at drinking...and Tom would make a good house wife

A few things.

Firstly even thou you won't be interested

http://hotvimto.blogspot.com/

Thats the address of a new Blog I'm working on. I must say it looks better than this one already, even without any post on it.(shame Burls is too lazy to improve the mighty booze, he always says hes working on different things but I don't believe him). You can join me as a contributer if you like. I don't know how to 'add' anyone though. You could even post rubbish about Man U.

Secondly

Palace away on the 12th of april. Anyone fancy it? (Relegation Party!!!!) I'm already going with a bunch of rag-tag-raf idiots.

Thirdly

whats everyone up to on friday 28th? thats the next time I'm home.

Cheers
Rich 'all this and FREE shoes' Brumby.

Celebrity Look a likes

Jack you missed one! I say we do each others, itll well better.

ALL YOU CAN EAT AND FOOTBALL INVITE

NEXT SUNDAY SUSAN(TURKEYS BIRD) IS HAVING A MEAL AT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE OPPOSITE ABBEY NATIONAL. SHE HAS INVITED EVERYONE ALONG SO IM HERE ADVERTISING. THERE IS ALSO A FEAST OF FOOTBALL BEFORE HAND MANCHESTER UNITED V LIVERPOOL AND THEN CHELSEA V ARSENAL AFTERWARDS

SO GET YOURSELVES OUT FOR WHAT SHOULD BE A GOOD DAY...AND ITS BANK HOLIDAY EVEN BETTER
AND BURLS YOU CAN INVITE KAREN TO COME AFTERALL IT IS ALL YOU CAN EAT...SHE CANT SAY NO TO THAT!!!

MY CELEB LOOKALIKES

I GOT BORED SO I THREW THESE LOOKALIKES TOGETHER...NOW YOU SHOULD ALL DO ONE FOR YOURSELVES

Boxing

Any body fancy going to watch the Ricky Hatton Fight at City of Manchester Stadium on 24 May (bank holiday weekend). Tickets start at £30 but i would guess there at the back so prob not be able to see much, so the next bracket is £50.

Jack Haughey soon to be...Due South

Classic TV

I dont remeber it been quite like this but quality TV non the less

IF YOU DONT AGREE I WILL FIGHT YOU!

THANKS TO PHIL FOR PLAYING THIS SONG YESTERDAY IN THE PUB,I JUST HAD TO POST IT ON HERE

For Jack & Turks

Treble? Ha ha ha.

Weekend

Since I have a rare weekend off, does anyone have any plans other than James do in peterboro?

"Britain Today"

600 Post and other Stuff

To celebrate the 600th Post I have linked to the 6th:

http://thebooze.blogspot.com/2005/09/rob-changes-to-glanford-park.html

and the 60th:

http://thebooze.blogspot.com/2005/10/dave-nucular-scientist.html


Also, some people are having trouble logging in, if you can't remeber your password let me know and I'll reinvite you

Im also working on putting googlemaps on this so we can log all the places we haved boozed in but It quite complicated so may take a while

Best wishes and salutations

Whos Left In Here?

Seen as only Jack, Turks, occasionally Dave and my good self seem to be the only people that post on here anymore. I thought i'd just try a quick experiment!

If you don't leave a comment on this post, your an ugly fat gayer who stinks of shit.

(God I'm bored at work today)

As seen on Facebook

genius

Top quality satire from Hudderfield?!?!?!?!?



http://www.htfc-world.com/

Earthquake and 600th Post...

Earthquake

She later apologised

EARTHQUAKE HITS SCUNTHORPE

BY THE WAY IT ISNT LLOYD!!!!

Was going to buy the box set but......

Ouchie (I'm sure we've all seen it)

Just practising My internet skills

I found this on the scunny telegraph site.

fast forward to 5 min

Floyd Mayweather Jr Vs Big Show
Uploaded by PeteRock

Dont you just love the Americans!!!

ANY PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND?

ANY PLANS FOR GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND ON THE RAZZLE????

Congratulations!!!!!!

James has got engaged. Another one nearly bites the dust.

I hope there is going to be some sort of piss up

Congratulations mate

Explain this?

A comment, and not from us

I just approved a coment from someone called ashley. but I've lost it again. Its there somewhere. A non exsitent prize to the first person who finds it

Pilko

Fatty Fights Back

Robs Pictures from Racing

http://www.kodakgallery.co.uk/ShareLandingSignin.jsp?Uc=a3xocrjp.100sgik7d&Uy=-7ai6nj&Upost_signin=Slideshow.jsp%3Fmode%3Dfromshare&Ux=0&UV=729471869371_2770842700233



If anyone has anymore send me the link

Winners Enclosure with ' Big Willy '

The Happy Couple...

Burleys new girlfriend

He must have been really really really really drunk!!!

train times

TRAIN TIMES FOR THE RACES HAVE BEEN CHANGED.
LEAVE SCUNTHORPE AT 11:17 AND DEPART FROM DONNY AT 21ISH SORY CANT BE MORE EXCAT WITH THAT BUT AM LATE FOR WORK AND HAVNT GOT ALOT OF TIME TO LOOK.

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/

Horse Racing

Hope its not as bad weather as this!

Horse Racing

Thanks for all the birthday wishes (2 so far). Train leaves scunthorpe at 12:10 I suggest you get there early because of emergency engineering works. Last train is at 22:38 but maybe best if we get the one before 21:42.
I Sent a few of you a text about going to Love and everyone seems happy to go ( toms reply was funny I thought " sounds good to me dave ive never been in love" ).
See you all Saturday then

Poker Night

Ah another great poker night full of its usual ups and downs. Shorty has made a triumphant appearance on the poker league and to put it in his words "about bloody time"

The first game was very one sided. Turks played an aggressive game from the start and had the cards to back it up. Jacks dry spell continued and he nearly went out first but that honour as usual goes to Dave. I tried to put up a fight in the heads up but couldn't match Turks. 1 for Turks.

The second game was more evenly matched, i struggled to stay in the game the entire time. Jacks luck improved until Shorty with a little bit of luck on 5th street took both me and Jack out to claim victory. Gratzs Shorty

The 3rd game was Turbo poker wuth 5 minutes a blind. We all stayed in quite long considering so when the blinds got to 200-400 we were all struggling to find the money. That whittled down the field until me and idiot boy were left. Under overwhelming pressure from home fans in what must have been "Silver Fox Arena" and chants of "go on Dave!" I kept my cool and took the win

Items of note:

You had to be there but Dave's "Ive got a flush! 1 club, 2 club, 3 clu....oh shit" was priceless

Phil was new to the game but made some shrewd decisions for a beginner and was a threat throughout

I picked Dave's pocket and then put it back. Hilarious. for me anyway

Movies of 2008

UPDATE: POKER NIGHT

Im moving the poker night to saturday 26th January. Mainly because its better for everyone,I was happy with friday but ive been asked to work on the saturday and its easy money!(bit like playin poker hahaha) Shorty and Dave can play on saturday so thats 2 more people to take money from.

SO...
26th JANUARY @ CLUB 31A (jacks house incase your stupid)
Start 730pm (or at least get here for then)

And once again if its ok for Burley to supply his Vegas like casino top and Dave can lend some folding chairs then were sorted. Just need my poker chips from Phils house,thats if he aint eaten them!!!

POKER NIGHT AT CLUB 31A

Its been on the cards now for a while(on the cards haha) so with a little help from a few people im willing to set up a poker night.
WHEN:- FRIDAY 25TH JANUARY
TIME:- START 730PM GET HERE FOR THEN
WHER:- CLUB 31A

All i need are my poker chips and stuff from phil/toms house a few extra chairs from big dave if possible and if burls wants to bring his poker top then thats cool too.

So let me know whos coming etc bring your own booze i have a few spirits here for afterwards,or during! And i have saturday off wooohooo

Poker 2008????

Any ideas?????

Whats your Wrestler Name?

Try this

http://www.wrestlingname.com/

Im King Boulder!

(Ed. this is prob a better copy of the photo)

The Artisit Formerly Known as Scunthorpe James

Peterborough James (Formerly known as Scunthorpe James, formerly know as Peterborough James) is have a shindig.

The aforementioned shindig is due to take place on the Sat the 19th of Jan. I think its some sort of semi house warming/excuse for a piss up that I'm always up for. I think the plan is drinks at James' and Karen's then into Peterborough.

I'm going and will be driving so there will be space in my car (although I don't think you can call 2 square inches much space) so people are welcome to come with me or make their own way there. I have James' number so text me for it if you need it (I know he doesn't have Ric or Tom's number for definite)

James also promises that there will be women there. I'm not quite sure whether he just means Peterborough in general or at the shindig though so don't quote me on that

Peace out

Burls

Horse Racing

Has everyone got Buddied up?
Burls and I
James and Karen

Remember "For this meeting only buy one ticket for any enclosure and receive another one absolutely free! Quote 'website' when booking via telephone."

By the way we are going in the county enclosure. Going on train leaving at 12:10 then getting the last one back (about quart to 11)

Drunk or Not????

Just found this on the camera from New Year's Eve...Tom's dancing RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Birthday

Anyone fancy going to donny races on the 2nd of Feb for my birthday. Was thinking about going on train. If your intrested put your name down here and buddy up with someone coz itys buy one get one free if you book before you go. Heres the link http://www.doncaster-racecourse.co.uk/raceday/fixtures.html?mode=view&fix=816

p.s happy new year

West Brom v Scunthorpe Utd 29/12/2007

Myself and Keithy D made our last away journey of the year (2007) to West Brom and i had a feeling that it would end in defeat but not by as big a margin as 5-0.



The first thing to catch my eye as we were travelling down the M1 wasnt the skid marks at junction 28 where we had an accident on route to Northampton, but a convoy of Minibuses. Not unusal, but the company they belonged to was. It said ''JESUS ARMY'', with this Keithy D looked into his Phrase Book and pulled out a cracker...''There full of bloody HAPPY CLAPPERS'' Another Classic quote from the Keithy D.

As we got to are seat not many SUFC fans had got in the ground so we found what we thought was a good view and out the way of the Singing Barmy Army. We was fooled. A young lass of about 18 sat behind us then a lad of about the same age sat next to Greg. The lad sat next to Greg had terretts and the lass behind had incontrolable shouting fits. The lad often seen making 'Cut Throat' signs at the stewards and the lass was screaming 'Away Away' everytime WBA came forward.

Anyway to the game, SUFC were soaking up all of WBA's pressure and making a few openings themselves untill a long punt from the WBA rear guard found Kevin Phillips 5 yards offside but the flag was never raised and Phillips slammed home a rocket into the top corner (1-0). Quality finish but he was without doubt offside. This angered Nigel Adkins and he went in a rage at the linesman and the ref sent him to the stands. The next turning point was from another long punt from a WBA defender which went straight through to SUFC's keeper Joe Murphy. Next thing the linesman is flagging and Marcus Williams was giving his marching orders. For why is still a mistery. Anyway with 10 men SUFC were always going to struggle and soon found themselves 2-0 down after a goal-mouth scramble lead to Robert Koren firing home, so at half time it was 2-0 to the Baggies.

In the second half it was all down hill and Phillips got his 2nd with a cute chip (3-0) and then he had the chance for his hat-trick from the penalty spot after Kelly Youga brought down Ismeal Miller. Murphy saved and gave the travelling Iron fans a little to Cheer. That soon ended though when a WBA corner was half cleared to Zoltan Gera who unleashed an unstopable 35 yard strike into the top corner (4-0). Even the SUFC fans clapped that finish. Then a long ball forward from Carl Hoefkens was brought down by Craig Beattie who twisted and hit a curling shot into the top corner from 30 yards (5-0) again the SUFC fans clapped in admiration.

So the game ended 5-0 but it would of been interesting to see what would of hapened if the first goal had been correctly ruled offside and the ref had not sent off Williams for no apparent reason. But again the ref spoiled the game and it ended in defeat.

Although the final quater of 2007 hasnt been all plain sailing for the Iron it will be a much remembered year for Scunthorpe United as they clinched the league 1 title and made a new record of 19 unbeaten games, Lets look forward to 2008 and hope they stay in the Coca Cola Championship!

over and out

Turks/Mid-Ship/Graham

Trinity FC

I so hope its like this tomorrow!

Plus isn't the guy presenting the show at the beginning that guy of Battle Royal?

Celeb Spotting...

Me(As seen on 'Nothing but the Truth') and Sheridan Smith (As seen on loads of TV)

The Chink

Behold the amazing super hero "The Chink"

Im Bored can you tell

Go to

http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heromachine2/heromachine2.asp

to make your own alter ego

Xmas Eve Pic's

General Stuff + a Laugh at Jack (The Confuser)

Firstly id like to stay Merry Christmas to all of you belonging 'The Booze' and a Happy New Year, lets hope 2008 is filled with plenty more 'Booze' outings. The Cricket is one event that springs to mind already, No Rain this time though please.

So the year (2007) has been full of wild and wonderful occasions. Steve and Sharon got Wed and Dave and Leanne got engaged, Congrats to both couples. Scunthorpe won the League 1 title which was celebrated in Blackpool, not every member of the booze was there but them that was will remember that day forever. Jack went on his travels to USA Twice, Also soon to be featuring on the TV Quiz show 'Nothing But The Truth' this is where i also make my International TV Debut. The Cricket at Leeds was abit of wash out but never the less we made the most it by helping out in the slips in the 'Indoor Cricket Cup' where after almost falling off his chair Phil caught the screwed up piece of paper. Also Shorty was up to his usual tricks and filled his Pic-Nic bag with 5 or 6 new Stella glasses. Also making its way into the bag was a Freezer tray???? Biggest laugh had to go to Dave and Andy who fell for a trick which lead to them been covered in Beer...Priceless.

Late on in the year Rick came up with a 'Gay League' this lead to many a point been dished out willy nilly and came to stand still with me top of the table for some reason, but Tom actually demanding to be in the league was quite funny

Away day in London to watch Scunthorpe play Orient was a great weekend. Firstly on the M1 Tom's Oil light came on and we darted into the services to get a litre or 2. Then to mine and Robs amazement we past 'The Sign' which indicated we was going the 'Right' way. But as we found out 2miles down the road we wasnt and we turned round which was then followed by a short visit to Watford. The game was pretty shite but a last minute Billy Sharp goal kept us on track for promotion and it put the wheels on our adventure, as it turned out to be, in motion. On a tube i found myself sat next to a lovely cockney lass listening to music, but in my Drunk state i said 'hello' and expected nothing in return, but to my amazement she said 'hello' back to me which caught me off my guard and i replied with 'Are you going Dancing tonight?' This resulted in her replacing her headphone and turning her back on me, of course Tom, Rick and Rob were in fits of laughter and im sure that made her get off at the next stop. Also missing the last Tube was a high and a low because it cost £60-£70 to get back to base but we had 2 illegal taxi's which we didnt pay for but made at least 2 miles up the road!

Sunday just gone ( 23rd December 2007 ) i learned that some of us have now got new nicknames. Turks = Mid-Ship...Jack = The Confuser...Rick = Fluffy Boy...Dave = Idiot Boy, Why we are now called this is a mistery but i like it, shame Dave doesnt think the same thou. The Confuser, Fluffy Boy and Myself, Mid-Ship were in Barrys (Barracuda's) when a young lad tried to push open the door which lead to Fluffy Boy saying ' Its says Pull Dickhead,cant you read Boy?' i then said ' Maybe he cant read, he only looks about 2 years old' to which The Confuser replied ' Pull is one of those easy 4 lettered words like CAT and DOG' Well i dont think me and Fluffy Boy have laughed so much! Of course The Confuser tried to palm it off but its made its way here now Jacksie, So lets pause for 10 seconds and laugh at Jacks expense...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway All the Best in 2008 and lets make the most of the Christmas Eve, Trinitys Past v Present and New Years Eve Drink-athon

Yours Truely

Turks/Graham/Mid-Ship

Fire Guard

Saw this and it got me thinking. When I was a kid and went to my Grannys she use to always have the gas fire on (even in the summer, never use to understand that) but any way she had a guard round it so we wouldnt get too close to it and burn ourselves. Now if she had a picture above of this above the fire then no way would we have gone near it. So im going to print one off and put it above our fire so when the kids come round they wont get burnt either.

p.s does any one know who or what this is? thought it was burls at first but the eyes prooved me wrong.

Im new to face book. For those of you who said "join the online sensation before I murder you" please dont hurt me. I dont get it though so those of you that do get it please put up with my questions.

However, I did find this and it reminds me of the 1920's Flash Gordon comics. You know the one with the hero and side kick in psudo-futuristic clothing. The hero making a futuristic salute (perhaps and arm across the chest and another cupping the "happy place") with the side kick (who may go by the very 1920's super hero name "The Silver Fox") stood by with hands on hips gloating over their most recent victory over Ming

In black and white or "super vision" as it was known back then I give you Beard Man and his faithful side kick Idiot Boy. Beware Ming!

Only messing Dave

THE WEEKEND IS HERE..AND SO IS XMAS!

WHOS OUT THIS FRIDAY,SATURDAY ETC AND WHAT ARE THE PLANS FOR CHRISTMAS EVE WHOS GOING OUT,WERE AND WHEN THE USUAL QUESTIONS

AND HERES A CHEESY XMAS SONG TO PUT YOU ALL IN THE MOOD
HO HO HO

A Tent too Far

As we have announced our intentions to go camping next year I have challenged myself to beat you all with the best tent ever.

However, unfortunately these are some of the image results for "best tent ever". You decide what they are about

Gay or Not?
















German wife swapping or TK Max gone bust?
















Stoned or Dying?















Foreigners at home or some immigrants daughter stole me lucky charms?

Cool RAF Tent or a former RAF tent that either Ric or Tom is going to steal to make for a good holiday?














Even though google images was rubbish my tent is still going to rule. See you all at Famous Army Stores (or millets or whatever its called these days)

Happy camping

Burls

Merry Everyone

Heres your e-christmas card.

IS THIS THE BEST CHANT EVER...A REPLY

I was gonna play "we won it 2 times,we won it 2 timesssss without killing anyone,we won it 2 times" but there was no video. So i found this 1 instead,somebody asked what happened to that Michael Shields kid who was locked away in Greece,well now you know

Latest Trinity FC News...

The last game before Christmas was played on Sunday with a convincing 4-0 victory and passage into the 3rd round of the Bob Bedford Cup complete. An early morning suprise was to unfold as Jack reveiled a colour co-ordinated pair of Nike Footy Boots. Not only were they Orange and Blue (like the replica TFC home shirt-Available in Good sports shops RRP £34.99) they had the word ''Postman'' stitched into the heel of his left boot and ''Jack'' in the right heel.Surely these boots, That Hair style and his cockyness is enough to be made a target by most Sunday League Players. Anyway to the game and an indirect freekick for Trinity was the first piece of goalmouth action. A back pass was picked up by the B&M Keeper (a mistake never to be made by Trinitys Stand-in wonder kid) and a free kick awarded. But as usual a Chris Harper Freekick saw Blackbirds fleeing for there lives instead of the net bulging! The next chance was a '' 35 Yard Screamer'' (quoted from the offical TFC website) which was more like a hit and hope from 20 yards but never the less the much travelled Jack Haughey Jnr found the net just before half time to give Trinity a much deserved lead. After a couple of mouthfulls of Bovil were taken on board Trinity moved up a Gear and scored 3 more goals without reply in the 2nd half. First though in the 2nd half ''Wing Wizard'' Phil Brumby, playing much more like a '' Flat Battery'' was replaced by Darren who was later to do more than Brumby had done all game which was to find feet with a simple 2 yard pass. Goals from Danny Barnes, Jason Harper and Mark McCrea put the game to bed and secured a 3rd round meeting with Real Ale Madrid. But special mention has to go to Stand-in Keeper Graham Dixon who again played like a young Peter Schmeichel in his prime, collecting everything thrown at him (which on this sunday morning was just abuse from the TFC Players and Officals) even after 80 mins of the game gone and no meaningful saves to make he pounced like a gazelle and tipped a fierce drive destined for the top corner over for a corner. Save of the Season???? More like Greatest save EVER!!!! Just a shame no video footage of this wonder save was caught and you will have to put up with Jack saying i should of caught it. Anyway it was the first Cleansheet of the Season and the First but by no means last of Dixons goalkeeping rain.

P.S. Please dont forget on Sunday 30th December its the Trinity Legends v Trinity Present (Team of the Year 2006-2007)....its down at Co-Op (central park) 10.30 kick off. Be sure to get there, as it will be an action packed festive game/reunion....also a days drinking follows this game in the Bluebell

Yours Truely

Turks AKA The Cat

Random Stuff

Hey you guys!!!!!

Couple of things really. Im impressed with the speed that the football vids went up. Plus comments! Good to know what your priorities are

Next for Ric. Mayhap (as defined by google which, as we all know, is the voice of God) means, and I quote "possibly: by chance;" so "Beer, Mayhap?" means "Perhaps a chance of Beer?"

Take that RAF noobs. I know what I meant to say

And last please spare a thought for those of us without food this christmas. Jack, I hope it comes soon. If not apeal to Oxfam. It may be quicker than Barry's!

To the Brethren of the Booze

Tooodle pip

Burls

For Jack & Turks (why I'm I getting involved?)

Is this the best chant ever?

FOR SHORTY AND DAVE

Nuff said....

Poker Night

Is there anybody interested and anywhere to play this poker game before Christmas?

Just asking because times getting on and the idea has gone abit Stale!

Engagement party.

Thanks to everyone for coming to our party, hope you all had a good time. Sory if we didnt get chance to have a chat with you all but it was bloody hard work getting round everyone.

Thanks again
Dave & Leanne

A Riddle (of sorts)

A pint for the first person who can tell me what this means

DC2.A^DI GM L6F W T+ T1.625C PW SKS CHG BPH A FR---! N! M--- O/ H+ $- F- R+ AC++ J+++ S++ U--- I—V+++ Q++ TC++ E--