Steves wedding

Some pictures from steves wedding,il get them all up on that Kodak site and send a link

Marrige life looks well easy, (you might need to click on it to read it)

BURLEYS BIRTHDAY BOWLING BONANZA

LOOKS LIKE BOWLINGS BACK ON THIS WEDNESDAY AT AMF FOR BURLEYS BIRTHDAY!!!
SO SHINE YOUR BALLS AND GET YER BOWLING GLOVES READY THE COMPETITION IS ABOUT TO HEAT UP!!!!

Big Daves Arse

WHATS THIS STAIN????

few more pics

Few pics from hol

Fido Dido returns after years in the Wilderness...

I don't no about you lot but i for one have not seen this Guy/Character/Animated Chap for years. So when i saw him on a can of 7up i thought id take a snap and share it with you.

Making his return ; Fido Dido - Malia 2007

'YAMAS' Turks Returns

Yo Hommies....im back from Malia, Crete (aka to everyone on here Somalia, Africa)

Awesome time,thought id stick a few pics on here so you get the gist of things.

Cya all at the Weekend (06-10-2007)

STEVES STAG DOO..THE PLAN?

Whats the plan for this saturday whos staying were,weres everyone meeting etc

me and Turks are staying at some posh place called the Leopold and i heard everyone else is scattered all over the place

So replies please

cheers!!

SHOES OFF AND CIRCLE OF DEATH"

These are a few of my favourite things.....

I would like to go 10 pin bowling and paint balling (not at the same time as the picture suggests)

We ain't been bowling in ages and its always good fun

If we go paint balling we can pretend to be in the forces and tell exaggerated stories all day

What does everyone think?

Regards

Burls

ITS THE WEEKEND....

WHOS OUT THIS WEEKEND,WHATS THE PLAN,IF ANY

OVER AND OUT PEEPS!

Steves Stag weekend (part 2)

For those of you that don't know Steve's communication skills are terrible to non-existent so I thought I would put this on.

The second part of Steve's stag do is due to take place on the 6th October, in the more local venue of Sheffield. Other than that I'm not sure of the details so if you want to come along (and i would hope you do) please get in touch with him. Dresses will be optional for rich

To be honest i'm not sure why steve's having 2 stag doo's cause he's not that special and smells faintly of turnips

On another note I want to sort out Steve and Sharons present. nuff said as steve looks on here once in a blue moon but lets get sorted now so its done

Im back tommorow anyway so ill speak to you all then

To the regiment, I wish I was there!!!!!

Camp rick

Proof Rick is a massive gay!

Champions League Fantasy Football

Firstly i apologise to them who didnt recieve a web link through e-mail. i either havent got or couldnt remember your e-mail address

Ive just created a league on www.uefa.com for this seasons Champions League.its the same format as the premier league fantasy football so it should be easily enough for you to enter a team.

The code to enter the league is 89378-19109

Don't forget the Champions League starts tomorrow (Tuesday +18th september) so get entering your team or you will miss out on this weeks points

All the best to those who enter

Turks

MORE INFO ABOUT THE GAMESHOW IM GOING OT BE ON

NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH: Jerry Springer On Sky One
Sky One
HONESTY REALLY IS THE BEST POLICY! Hosted by TV legend Jerry Springer, Nothing But The Truth is a sensational new game show that promises to shock at every turn. It is the very first TV show where contestants win money for telling the truth, but these are no easy questions…
Contestants are hooked up to a lie-detector and asked a tailored set of increasingly personal and risqué questions about their life, such as:
· Do you have a secret bank account your wife doesn’t know about?
· Have you ever had an affair with one of your friend’s other halves?
· Have you ever worn your wife’s underwear without her knowing?
· Are you an easy lay?
· Is your wife the most attractive person you’ve slept with since you’ve been married?
Participants must then truthfully answer a selection of these questions again in front of a studio audience, winning increasingly bigger cash prizes along the way. But how far are the contestants willing to go for the money? With their closest friends, family and partners in the audience hearing their every confession, the stakes couldn’t be higher, and if the lie-detector determines they are not telling the truth, the liar is immediately ejected from the game, losing everything.
Compelling and controversial, Nothing But The Truth will launch on Monday 29th October at 9pm on Sky One with five x 60 minute episodes showing across that week, one each night.

Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth

LONDON: A man who punched Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson in the groin outside a London train station pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault.

Kevin Reynolds, a 43-year-old from Scotland who was described as a homeless "fighting drunk" in court, also admitted to attacking and racially abusing a police support officer who was called to the scene.

Ferguson was waiting to be picked up (??) outside the Euston train station in central London when the attack happened Monday afternoon. Ferguson had soreness and tenderness after being punched but was not seriously injured, officials told the City of London Magistrates Court.

The court was told that Ferguson thought the man staggering toward him was a beggar. Instead, Reynolds punched him and said: "I'm sorry Fergie, I did not know it was you."

Reynolds then allegedly chanted "Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth" — a soccer chant common in Scotland.

Ha ha
I wish I'd seen that!

At Last My Life is Complete!!!!!!!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i16c1ed3bf76536b478e916044d2b7b99

For Jack

lost your number as I sat on phone with my fat arse and broke it

yopu nipping into bondz this week about poker?

DARTS!!!

Any one fancy going to the world darts at christmas tickets are avilable for everyday exept the final. Semi final tickets are 35 quid each.

Tribute...

Stella Artois....AKA Wife Beater


Also the Favourite Tipple of Phil Brumby
(Pictured Below)

AKA a Wife Beater

Hahahahahahaha Sorry Brummers couldnt resist

Pics from Steves Stag Weekend

For those of you that missed it I just did a new blog which, when I get them, will inlcude all the photo's from the stag weekend

www.welcometobigschool.blogspot.com

Dive Hawkmen, Dive!!!!!!

On the Move

To let you all know, me and Steve are on the move again. This time to Steve's new pad is in, wait for it, Barnsley of all places. Although all Steve ever seems to do is clean the gold fish bowl it all apears to be at least a quater ready and we will be moving this weekend. Anyone who wants to help clean the old house and basically build steve's new one let us know in the comments box

Sin city it's my kind of town

I have checked loads of sites for flights and hotels from on verious dates over the weekend of jacks birthday and the cheapest i can find is about £380 staying off the strip near the freemont experiance for those not in the no thats at the topend of the strip its about $15 in a taxi down to the MGM grand at the other end.
To stay on the strip ie the luxor,circus circus,bally's,excaliber its about £400-£500 or the MGM Grand,billagio,paris,cesers for £500+

The best value i found was on cheaptickets.co.uk that departs friday 16th 11:30 from london heathrow changing at detriot metro city arrives las vegas at 21:00 on air canada staying 7 nights at the luxor for £415 price on two sharing includes taxes and insurance.
The room in the hotel is three star the hotel is located at the bottom of the strip next to the excaliber and is about 2 mins walk from New york New york or the MGM or the mandaly bay i have been in it a couple of times the casinos a bit low rent but it has some cracking bars and restrunts and the nightclub Ra is pretty good.
What tips it for me is the price in the location theirs some of the best bars and clubs at the supercasinos that are all around it studio 54 and tabu at the MGM and 9 fine irish men at new york new york also the house of blues in the bay (Bar/resturant/nightclub/live music all in one)are good so is body english in the hard rock to tell the truth they all fucking brilliant no matter were you end up you can also get the most expensive buger in town at the bay. i know a cracking tapas bar thats not far away and the brit bar the Crown is just round the corner to keep an eye on the footie scores its also fairly close to the hilton so burls can jizz in his pants at the star trek experiance while we watch big jeff and the boys .
Anyway thats enough about my second home let me know what you think

Trinity v Queens

Its finally here, the new season begins this Sunday at Co-op. 10.30am kick off. A presentation will take place before kick off, this is to present the Trinity team with there prize for been 'Team of the Year 2006-2007'

Your attendense would be grateful

Hope to see you on Sunday

Turks & Trinity FC (Team of the Year 06-07)

IM GONNA BE ON A GAMESHOW

"NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH" NEW TO SKY1 THIS AUTUMN

I MADE IT TO THE FILMING,RIVERSIDE STUDIOS TUESDAY 4TH SEPTEMBER

JERRY SPRINGER IS TO PRESENT IT

JACKPOTS £25,000

MORE DETAILS ABOUT AUDIENCE TICKETS WILL FOLLOW SHORTLY

ADIOS

JACKS BIRTHDAY - LAS VEGAS

My birthday 18th November,im going to Vegas,so who is in?
Il already be there from the 16th-20th so if anyone is intrested then look at these sites or if you know of any other sites then let me know.

www.orbitz.com
www.priceline.com
www.hotels.com

Seen some bargains regarding hotels 4-5 star for less then £100 for 4nights!!!!

Havnt looked at flights because im not flying from England,but i belive there in the region of around £300

So whos in?

Back to the fatherland

hope you enjoy your stag doo dave should fit right in.

FACEBOOK

Im on facebook...i head people say its better then myspace etc..so i thought id add a profile...too be honest im still clueless to how it all works and it looks a bit shit,but if anyone is in it..ADD ME!

Cheers...god im bored..and England losr 2-1....bedtime i thinks

Camera~man Needed

With the up and coming Big game against Barge Inn, we are seeking someone who can come and video this Blood Bath

Any takers?

Leave a comment

Cheers,
Trinity FC (Team of the Year 2007)

Here are some pictures taken this weekend of 'The Boozers'
1. Andy Burls and Rob in Schnaps
2. Jack trying it on with Shorty's Aunty
3. Phil suggests a 3some
4. Jack still going strong
5. Jack snogging some old women in Schnaps a few weeks ago

Add your own caption

New Trinity (Team of the Year 2007) Season Looms

Welcome back everybody to the greatest wedsite in the world...im pleased to report that Trinity's new season is getting ever closer. Sunday 2nd September 2007 v Queens is the big kick off which is followed by a MASSIVE Lincs Cup game which paired us with Barge Inn on 9th sept. if any of u have not heard theTrinity team had a run in with Barge Inn in Henrys after the AGM in June. this ended up with J Harper smashing 1 of there players...so this cup game promises 2 be a great show piece and would we would love to see u all on the sidelines cheering us to victory like u have done prevoiusly.

over and out

Turks on the behalf of Trinity FC (Team of the Year 2007)

Jimi'll fix it

A few of you have had problems logging on, if you have let me know and ill reset your membership

안녕

Burls

Bah Weep Granah Weep Nini Bong....

Autobots...transform!

Relive our youth,Transformers episode 1

John "turkey" Travolta

Check out these dance moves! (sound quality not good)



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Im back!!!!!

After weeks and weeks of trying different passwords,usernames etc i finally got back onto the booze site,a few good posts with some old pics..so i though tid put these babys on...adios!!!

Try Again!

Dont mess with these f***kers

.Com

I've finally decided to go for it and purchase a .com or co.uk or something the only thing is what to call it.

I want you to have a look on a domain name website and see whats available. I believe that thebooze.com and co.uk is already gone so we need suggestions people. anyways go on one of the domain name websites and it will let you try out combinations (I recomend http://www.streamlinenet.co.uk/uu.php )

I have planned a glorious future for thebooze involving one main website with myspace esque satellite websites that will have address like www.jimburley.thebooze.com (dont try the link it doesn't work, yet!) with links to myspace or face book or whatever you want. And also email address like jimburley@thebooze.com which you will be able to access from anywhere.

I have seen the future. We have the technology and we are through the looking glass people

Toodlepips

Burls

Ch ch ch changes!!!

Fear not! im just trying some new stuff with the way the blog looks. Normal service will resume shortly

Another Mile Stone

Over 10000 views

Not bad to say the blog was really quiet for 6 months

Plus it will be the blogs second birthday soon, we should all get massivley drunk to celebrate

Found the SD card from my old camera

Oh dear !!

What the f**k is wrong with these two clowns

I think Turks has shat himself and sideshow bobs just got a whiff?

If anyone can come up with a better solution to why this pair have the facial expressions of a couple of gurning buffoons I am all ears.

Ive been Simpsonised!!

Beer Mayhap?

Im back this weekend. Anyone up for drunkenness?

Elephant Man Makes Appearance at Turkeys 21st!

Dave says no way to threesome

Turkey makes the sugestion to Leanne, "Me, you, Dave and a french tickler, what do you say?" Look at the raw passion on his face

Dave says "not tonight"

Leanne seems shocked

A New Lookalike

They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family.

War, War never changes !

Hello Joeys! How are we all doing? I'm just peachy. Just thought I'd let everyone know whats going on in this *beautiful* part of the world. It's hot.
You may of heard we had a tropical storm, it was all very exciting but I had to go with the jets to the worst hotel in the country (there wasn't even a bar). We've just had water restored but now we've run out of electricity, its absolutly lovely when your sleeping of nights in 40 degree heat with no aircon, but things are getting back to normal now. Must dash on a works computer (sshhhhh). I'l post tomorrow when I have more time.
p.s Burls you better tell everyone as were the only ones who look on here.

Poker League Updated!!

And Im top!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooo. My head hurts today, quality drinking game jack

BRING BACK THE BOOZE!

Should we get this Blog up and running again? I know myspace has rather taken over some of our cyber lifestyles and the disappearance of Burls from the Internet scene is deeply worrying. But for major events like 'Blackpool' and 'Cricket' we should be blogging these. I'm starting a campaign to 'Bring back the booze'. WHO'S WITH ME??????
Characters like Tom,Rob,Andy,Steve and Shorty will never have a myspace page. (lets all face the truth, it's 'dumbing down', it's 'making do', it's 'planning to go on holiday with someone on your friends list then them screwing you over'. Remember the humour, the wit, the banter. Non of this occurs on myspace. I've yet to see any funny comments from anybody and I've got two profiles!.
For the few of us that were too busy or too lazy to reply to texts, the 'Booze' was the page we navigated to to find out what was going on with everyone. Anybody else notice that since the 'Booze' seemingly got mothballed, we haven't had a proper night out. It's time we came home friends, it's time we organise something. Myspace and the Blog must co-exist together. Myspace for perving at birds and the Blog for communicating with each other.I'll be texting you all to 'check the blog'.
Go back through the archives at look at some of the comments, it's hilarious. The rivalries, the anger, the joy, the down right bitchiness of it all, the almost ridiculousness of what Jack posts. Lets bring it back!
If you do not comment on this post I'll consider it a slight on my good name!
God Bless The Booze.