DEFINE US..URBAN STYLE!!!

Further to Burls google search, i did my own, but used the Urban dictionary website, so here are the results.

MUNGO
a guy who is total loser with no friends

"dat guy is listenin 2 his ringtones. what a mungo"

BURLS

short terms for burly: muscle-y,
"Damn. Tim is so burls"

SHORTY

affectionate term for a girlfriend, attractive female or concubine.
"Yo shorty, it's your birthday"

RICK

Northern Jersey term for crack cocaine.
"Yo man what you need, diesel?Nah man, rick.How many you need? 7. I got you. Pull round the block."

TURKEY


(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy foolORa tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.


PEACOCK(nothing for andy)

thumbing a girls ass leaving your fingers facing up and spread as far ass they'll go....works best during doggy style
"That girl was diggin my cock already but she fuckin squirted like a waterfall when I peacocked her ass"


DAVID

A prep term used in Indianapolis. Similer to the word pot-head. Only used for males.
"I can't go to that party. My mom heard it was just going to be a bunch of davids toking up"

TOM

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"


CLARK(nothing for steve so this is next best thing)

a sweet guy.a very confused, but a sweetheart and a guy no girl can resist, with one of the biggest heart ever. Hes very loving and never wants to hurt anyone.
"wow look at clark!"

JAMES
They didnt have anything, nor jamie or jim!



JACK

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.
"Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/ this is the site

RED ALERT, RED ALERT

Short notice poker match at my house on Saturday night. No going in to town after just a couple of not so friendly games of cards.

The Last game was in Febuary so attendance is mandatory (well not really but those not coming please forward there apologies to myself and I will berate you accordingly)

Again sorry for the short notice and if you do fancy a few beers after, town is just a short walk up the road!

See you all Saturday! ( I will be texting you anyway, get those excuses ready).

Easy money

After a few beers me and Turkey decided to have a small wager.
Well after a few months the results are in...Doncaster Rovers finished higher then Scunthorpe!!!!
With 2 games to go Donny are 7 points clear of Scunthorpe
This bet, for £10 was one of my easier wins, the bet i had with burley about Bruce Forsythe presenting The price is right was harder!
So to quote Turkey as stated a few months back in this blog..."EASY MONEY"
Cough up!!!!

Rick and chums!

So a normal night at the light on friday

Rick has a go at being a DJ, meets the Scunthorpe strangler, and then bumps into TVs own Bobby Ball..."Rock on Tommy"!!!!

Dave wants to go bowling (Ten-pin I hope)

Interesting Idea from Dave alert!
After a conversation about what to do this weekend Dave came up with the novel idea of Ten Pin Bowling (Like Crown Green, I think, with little skittles at the end).
Anyway I thought it would be quite interesting to get down the ol' alley for a bit of a 'about the booze' tournament. Or at the very leased see what its like bowling pissed.

Any better ideas feel free to tell them to Dave, then call him an Idiot for coming up with such a bad idea!!!

All the best Adios Amigos

The Skills To Pay The Bills

Jack's pro debut didn't go to plan.http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006181365,00.gif

Define: Us Lot

I thought I would use Google’s define search to search all our names and see what the came up with, some are boring but I was especially pleased to see it gave us an opportunity to take the piss out of Jack. Please note that I’ve used the first one that came up in all instances

Mungo:
Fibrous woollen material generated from waste. Waste from more tightly woven cloth, oiled woven rags or milled cloth.

Burls:
A swirl or distortion in the grain of the wood often occur-ring near a knot but not containing a knot.

Jack:
A small worthless amount (about right!)

Dave:
The author of the PAUP/PAUP* computer program for reconstructing phylogenetic relationships (Dave will never be that clever!)

Shorty:
Dance Style: Candy hip-hop (Love to see Shorty bust a move Candy hip hop style!)

James:
A Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513) (Err?)

Rich:
Possessing material wealth (yeah right, try the opposite)

Tom:
Contemptuous name for a Black man who is abjectly servile and deferential to Whites (Thought it was just a tan from being in America!)

Andrew:
(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; brother of Peter; patron saint of Scotland (Saint Peacock)

Steve:
Principal of the Encounter English Schools in Porto, where Rowling worked during her time in Portugal in the early 1990s (possible influence of Harry potter?)

Turkey:
Large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food (pies, pies and more pies!)

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MASSIVE ENGLAND SHIRT

I WANT THIS SHIRT LETS ALL CLUB TOGETHER AND GET IT FOR THE WORLD CUP AND CRICKET, OR GIVE TO SHORTY AS A PRESENT IT MIGHT JUST FIT HIM!!!





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Burly's Football Team

So Burls this is your team.

Some More Pics

Bang Bang!!!
WWE wrestling action
What a smoothie!

OMAR FC

KICK BUTT!!! PROBABLY THE BEST GAME EVER!
SPOT THE BALL!!!
DAVE CHECKS THE WIND DIRECTION BEFOR TAKING HIS FREE KICK

SPEARMINT RHINO

NEW POLE DANCERS FOR SPEARMINT RHINO!

EASTER WEEKEND

rick n turkey in gay sex shocker(check out the pits)

group pic of us, turkey nibbling ricks ear??

and another group pic of us trading insults!

me bird

I will also show you some pics of me bird as i cannot get em on here

Return of the king

I will be back on Tuesday if anyone fancies a pint and to be regaled with some of my wonderful and slightly over exaggerated tales of tucson,las vegas,salt lake city,LA, and then tucson agian.
I was planning to go to the royal for a couple of real pints (not American piss water) and then get some fish and chips on the way home i know your having a big weekend but i need some English pub time the spam ones are alright but i am sick of being constantly asked to speak for there amusement see you boys in a few days .
if your up for it just text us it works out here and costs you f#&k all extra.

cheers the world traveler
tom

Spot the Giant Cock

FUNNIEST COMMENT OF THE DAY

WHEN ASKING TURKEY IF HE WAS TO PLAY FOOTBALL AT HIGHRIDGE FIELD ON SATURDAY....
Turk says:
i aint climbing over any fences 2 play and the gates been locked all year because it aint for public use

JUST MAKES ME LAUGH!!!

EASTER SATURDAY PUB CRAWL

JUST TO CONFIRM, WE WILL ALL BE MEETING IN THE ROYAL FROM 7 THIS SATURDAY AND MAKING ARE WAY THROUGH AS MANY PUBS AS POSSIBLE, BIG DAVE HAD AN IDEA OF 2 PINT LIMIT IN EVERY PUB...UNTIL WE PASS OUT LATE IN THE NIGHT IN SOME SOME DIVE!!!

OVER AND OUT!!!

England Expects Every Man To Do His Duty

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Football and beer

Next saturday for football and beer then? 3pm High ridge field? Anybody got a ball?

Sunday, Footy, Sunday

Ah... Three games on Sunday. Sounds like the perfect excuse to spend all day in the pub.
First up the hooligan derby (12:00) Chelsea Vs West Ham United, Watch as the famous Shed end is turned into an up market Bistro by a bunch of Middle class tossers.
Next it's up to the car crime, scallys heaven of the north west where (14:00)Liver'boring'pool take on a prison team from bolton
Then it's over to the Nike Trafford Ballpark for (16:00)Manchester United PLC Vs The future European champions Arsenal.

Lets all go to the Queensway to hear Shortys football turrets, watch as Jack gets threatened to be 'Banged' by some blokes for wearing the wrong t-shirt and see Arsenal win at the Theater of 'largely foreign based' Dreams.

See you all in there Gringos! Adios Amigos

CHRIS SHORT THE 4TH EMERGENY SERVICE

Is shorty the newest member of the AA...is he moonlighting inbetween jobs? U decide!!!

THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

Here incase everyone forgot what a good old fashioned piss up was like, heres some pics to recap, and by the way ive fixed my camera so this easter..ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOZE....(J20 free zone)

Boom Shankar

Forgot to mention it in the last post but all those going to the cricket we've (me and andy) decided that we should go in fancy dress.
No theme, no reason, no charity.... just for fun anything goes!. A beer to the best costume I say!!! Mexican bandi'dos .....Yee Haa adios amigos.

(yes burls you can go as Capt Picard)

A CALL TO ARMS

After tonights feble attempts at at what only be called a 'tea party'. Someone has to take charge of this piss up on the bank holiday weekend!
All those wishing to attend please add your name in the comments.
If your names not down your not coming in!
This could be the last time that all of the 'booze crew' are out at the same time.
However the actual day/night that the booze up is happening is still up for debate so aswell as your name, leave yor prefered date, i.e fri/sat.



p.s the poker night for that weekend is also to be decided. any IdeaS feel free to whack 'em' down


adios amigos!!! YEE HAAA!

Tit Monday!

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months.You find yourself smiling at strangers again.

There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says:

"At last, Tit Monday!"

And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.So when will Tit Monday fall this year?

Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement?

Do not shoot your bolt too early.There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses.