xmas eve youtube

GONDOLA TOWER SNAPS AT SKI RESORT.....yes it was my gondola!

Incase anyone didnt see, the gondola I normally work on (excalibur gondola) here in Blackcomb recently had a little accident. The 4th tower "ice-jacked" causing the tower to snap in half. Luckily nobody was injured or killed. Even better...It was my day off, so it wasnt my fault.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786967.stm

Bloody Students

good stuff, the only time he's in it

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Trinity Game off due to Waterlogged pitch...

This weekends match at West Common Lane versus Duffs has been called off due to the bad weather. It is Trinitys 3rd game of the season that has been cancelled. Arrangements are been made to find another date for the match and when done so will appear on the Website.

Trinity get Promotion push back on track...

Trinity got back to winning ways in the League with a 2-1 win against Queens

Read about it at www.trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com

No link for Trinitys game yet!

They got destroyed again. Turks rain as captain is not going so well and now hes hiding from the fans!

Watch this

Burls that was crap, however if starwars ot star trek ( same difference) was like this I would watch it.

http://www.channelbee.com/move/forward.php?start=0&stop=-1&show=1564&ep=gags/

My reason for living

OMFGG

http://www.startrekmovie.com/

watch the trailer. if you dont like it i dont care

Friday Youtube

I'm bored

Trinity News...

Log onto Trinitys Blog to read about the Top of the Table Clash and the news of a new Club Captain announced before the Big game.

http://www.trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com/

House Warming

Thanks to you all for coming on friday, ( I thought jacks excuse was poor " i'm in canada ") but thanks for coming those of you who could make it. My beer supply is now much better might have another one in a few weeks so its fully stocked for xmas! I hope Toms keebab was good, and andy where did you get them fireworks from? SHOCKING.

Do you Miss Jack?

Do you miss jack? Do you miss he's cone like head and the fact he says "brought" instead of "bought"

I bet the answer is probably not!

but....

Despair no longer! you can now feel like your with Jack using the super Whistler Web Cam!

See Jack being a dogsbody on the slopes, vainly trying to make himself understood by a checkaslovakian!

http://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/weather/cams/index.htm

Its like jack being here....but on the tele!

Oh Canada.....

Hello all hope things are well. Im settling well here, found some good bars and some bargain snowboarding equipment. And my room mate is from the Czech Republic. Still waiting on 2 other room mates, no doubt they will be Aussie or Kiwi's.

Anyway I have my address now so il post it here for everyone, then you can send me teabags, roast beef monster munch and copies of Nuts magazine.

Jack Haughey
Room 104 - 4804 Glacier Lane
Whistler, BC
VON 1B4
Canada

Bye for now

You shouldn't laugh but......it just gets better and better!

A man from Accrington has revealed that he suffers from a genetic disorder which causes his body to stiffen and collapse to the ground.

Andy Latham told The Telegraph that the heightened startle reflex causes particular problems around Bonfire Night.

He said: "Some people might jump when a firework goes off, but I'm literally scared stiff."My whole body will seize and stiffen, causing me to fall over like a dead weight. It can be very dangerous - one year I fell over and banged my head when a firework went off and had to go to hospital and have stitches."

He continued: "I have the major form of Hyperekplexia which means I have an exaggerated startle response to the unexpected."

Latham, who performs with disabled stripping troupe The Crippendales, said he prevents himself from injury by wearing earplugs, upping his medication and lying straight in bed or on the floor.

Breaking news and Match Report

Read about how Trinity climbed to 2nd in Division 3 and the Bombshell that was giving to the team before the Crowle game on Trinitys Blog

www.trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com

Apologises...

Sorry for the lack of in-put from Trinity FC, Technical difficulties have occured at Trinity HQ but have now been resolved.

The latest match report from Sundays game is now showing on Trinitys Blog, for pervious match reports that have been missed you can catch up with them at

http://beehive.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/default.asp?WCI=SiteHome&ID=13964&PageID=86498

Cheers happy reading and thanx for your continued Support

Yours Truely

Turks
(Trinitys Interim Manager)

One more for our dear departed Jack

While I'm at the computer......

.....the best skecth ever!



And now the re-make

The best YouTube Ever

the real one



I challenge you not to laugh!

Gay League

FINAL ROLL CALL

Well saturday is creeping up, so heres the final roll call. With all the details for the poor people who cant or dont know how to use facebook.

When...Saturday 18th october

Where...Meet at BlueBell BEFORE 6pm. Most people are getting there around 5pm for some food. The bus comes at 6pm so dont be late.

Then onto Stainforth dog track, and getting picked up around 10 -1030 pm where it will take us into Doncaster town centre.

We will then be picked up around 2pm from Doncaster taking us back into Scunthorpe. And who knows, maybe carrying on until 4am.

Good news...there is a FLARES in doncaster

Thank heavens we wont have to put up with this for Much longer...

Well its come to that stage when we all have to say our goodbyes to Jack. For some Saturday can't come soon enough. Some of us can't wait for the piss up and some of us can't wait to see the back of him and his TERRIBLE dress sense. I mean look at this picture, i no i wear bad shorts but please this is Hideous!!!!

Only Joking Pal, All the best out there, keep us posted on latest developments etc on here.

Have Fun

Turks

Burlys 30th

Party - the plan

Okey dokey

Bowling is booked for 4 if you can either make it to mine for half 3 or make it to bowling for quart to 4 that would be great. Got 3 lanes booked. instead of paying for individual games I've booked it for 2 hours. Cost 90 altogether and I think there will be about 12 of us there so makes it quite cheap about 6 or 7 quid each but we can work that out on the day

After that its straight back to mine for food and booze, then prob into town at around 9 or 10

See you all tommorow

Burls

The gay league continues

Go Jim, its your Birthday! Gona Party Like its your Birthday!

Dear Chums

Mybirthday is on the 9th October but I will be having a do at my olds house from 6 onwards on the Sat (11th) everyones welcome incuding other halves and childrens if you have them or you borrow one. Will be food and beers if your intersted.

Was thinking we would go out into town maybe later on but lets go with the flow.

I'm also planning on going bowling to accomodate people with children earlier on so if you fancy a few warm up beers and a chance to split some pins let me know

Burls

Trinity Demolish Duffs in Confident Display

Read all about Trinitys impressive 5-0 away victory at

www.trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com

No one likes a smart arse!

Feel the pain!

LETS PLAY POKER...IN OUR PANTS!

Not its not a perverted idea. After staying in to save a few "dollars" for my adventures ive been playing online poker to pass the time. its cheap, there are lots of free tournaments and creating your character is always a laugh. Burley introduced me to it and its the best online poker ive seen. Anyway you can play games with your friends in your own private room. So seeing as we hardly go out lately and it takes an age to organise a poker night, how about signing up for this and we play against each other online.

Just throwing it out there...and we can still play for money winner takes all etc

http://www.pkr.com/

Rumours of the End of the Universe Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Seen as though the "Doomsday Machine" has been turned on and we weren't all sucked into a black hole I guess I can plan something for my 30th. Didn't seem much point planning anything if we were all going to be torn apart by a singularity but now I might as well. Any ideas welcome

Trinity start new season with 4-2 Victory...

Just to let you no Trinity have started their new season and i will be writing Match Reports every week on Trinitys Blog. Check out this weeks Match Report where Trinity started with a 4-2 Victory against Queensway.

http://trinityfootballclub.blogspot.com

JACKS LEAVING DOO

As you all know im moving to Canadia this October, so that gives us all an excuse to get drunk! (like we ever needed one) So make sure October 18th is free in your diary as thats the date ive chosen for a piss up. Im currently looking into mini buses and similar ideas for an out of town trip. Possibly Doncaster, Leeds, Sheffield Il keep you updated.

*************************UPDATE******************************

Now thinking of going to Stainforth Dogs via 16 or 24 seater bus. Cost is roughly £13 per person for the bus and you pay £5 entry when you get to Stainforth. Going into Doncaster afterwards.

Let me know if interested and il look into booking it this weekend. Would like the money asap to secure your seat.

The Booze Map

Finally bloody nearly done it! Ok on the right you can see the map (bear with me while I sort out the dimensions and stuff), ones a link

Right.... it works sort of like the blog, I have to invite you to contribute. You can then add your own pubs that you have boozed in. I don't think you will be able to do it until you have been invited. In the mean time I've put a couple of examples down.When you are invited this is how it works:

Search for the pub you have been too (a post code works best but I put in "blue bell, Scunthorpe" and that worked) that will bring up the location, left click the balloon and on the bottom right it will say add to my map, click this and bobs your uncle. What I've also been doing is, once you've added it you can left click again and it brings up a box for details, I've been adding the people who have drank in said pub. If its all of us I've just put "all" There is also space under that for any more comments so if something is particularly good about the pub, let us know.

I'll be sending out invites soon. If you have any probs give me a shout

Jim "Bananaman" urls

Cricket 2008

Some photos from the cricket, for those that dont have facebook.

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly on Headingley

The forcast for leeds on Friday is heavey showers. I presume there is an alternative for standing outside and getting wet?

The "Buffalo" Theory

In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . . .

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Cricket 22/8/08

Not long to go now then is it. The mini bus will be leaving The Bluebell at 12 noon, I'll be there from about 11 for some food. The mini bus costs £200 butt weve paid £40 deposit so that obvoiusly leaves £160 between us. As far as I know everyone is coming on the bus apart from Chris Smart. The bus leaves Leeds at 11.

The 13 are Big Dave, Turks, Peterbourgh James, Burly, Short Jnr, Short Snr, Phil Brumby, Rick Brumby, Tom Brumby, Puke Hound, Rob Smart, Chris Smart, Jack.

Well at least thats what I think it is as I dont have the list or the tickets any more, Turks has got them all. And yes i have asked for a big enough mini-bus!!

To the regiment.............................

Told You!

This comes direct from PKR

PKR NEWS - Fluent fought a field of 100 tough competitors to take 1st place in the PKR Speed Tournament and $500.00. "It was an incredible display", said one observer, "everyone was on the edge of their seats".

The result marks another big step in Fluent's meteoric rise to poker stardom. "I predict big things from Fluent", said a poker insider, "all the ingredients are there; skill, determination, guts - and a slightly funny haircut."

to be fair I cant quite get my head looking right on it which is their prob not a fact that my head looks bad in real life

oh yeah Fluent is my "handle" if you know what that means your a geek!

prediction league

http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/


code:- FC404-OKU

Jims Ye Olde Football History Quiz

A prize for the person who anwser the most right. Send your answers to my email addres. Try not to cheat by looking at google

1) When was the last ever Amateur FA Cup final?

2) When was the first Artificial Pitch Introduced? And by who?

3) When was the referees whistle first introduced?

4) Who is the only player to score in 2 World Cups for 2 different teams?

5) If a player takes a throw-in and he scores an own goal directly from that throw-in, what will happen?

6) Who was the first team to lose two consecutive FA Cup finals?

7) How many times was the FA Cup Final contested at Kennington Oval?

8) What were the earliest football rules written down that are still in existence in 2005?

9) Who scored Germany's 90th minute equaliser in the 1966 World Cup final against England?

10) The first chairman of the Football Association represented which club?

Picture of George

As I have no one's e-mail address and I never see anyone anymore; I thought I'd put a picture of George on here. He's grown since this was taken so when I get time I'll put an updated one on here as well...

P.S. Lets have some more original comments than 'more hair than his dad!'. A prize for the best one me thinks.

Lots of love, Steve

When the Boozers eat a banana.....

They turn into BANANAMAN!!!!

For the cricket myself and rick will purchase these costumes costing £33(rounded up). So far we have 8 people who are in! We will be ordering the costumes on Friday so if anyone knows anyone else who is going to the cricket who maybe interested then let us know(Big Daves workmates etc).

Money from those already confirmed will be paid before or on the day! No backing out once confirmed (Jack,Rich,Turks,Phil,Andy,Jim Burley, James, Shorty you're already in)

Remember these are yours to keep forever! (James STAG do anyone!!!!)

Some thing to do....

Im bored!!!!

Lets go bowling!!!

Please!!!!!!!

Burls

On another note I saw the perfect personlised number plate for me JIMPB, any one got 2 grand to lend me? BURLS was already taken by some scum somwhere

A Booze Baby has been Born!

For anyone who didn't get a text from Steve, Sharon gave brith to George Alexander Clark at 23.14 on the 30th June. He weighed in at 7lb 9oz and is doing well

Congratulations to you both

Burls

Death of a Legend (about the 3rd one now I think)

R.I.P Max Cunningham. His family doesn't have much luck does it

Religious apathy and then Him!

Due to me not having any religious faith at all and at best being described as a "hopeful agnostic" I have decided to embrace the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for I have been touched by his noodly appendages

Now I am a Pastafairian it is my duty to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Here is a picture of creation and how it happened

If you want to read more about the FSM please go here

http://www.venganza.org/

Blessed be his sauceness

Ramen

Friday youtube! The name says it all

EMU FANCY DRESS

Think we spoke about it in the pub a few weeks ago,well heres a few ideas. There are lots more on the web this site just had better pictures.

http://www.joke.co.uk/prodpage.asp?type=search&searchwhat=run+around+ostrich

Perfect for a Zombie Apocalypse!!!!!

http://www.wired.com/cars/coolwheels/multimedia/2008/06/gallery_apocalypsemobile

You Have Been Warned!!!

I think we all will have to keep an eye on our freind formally known as boozehound. If its anything like manchester hes going to be kicked out!!!

The Big Cheesey

Im playing this great game on facebook called Mob Wars. I sent you all an email asking you to join my mob (the more people you have the bigger crimes you can commit). Even if you don't want to play it could you please join up anyway so I can commit big crimes!

Cheers Big Dave for doing it anyway, that meant I could move into drug dealing!

Cheers

Jim "The Big Cheesey " Burley

Fancy Dress

Rick just came up with an idea for fancy dress. Yorkshire gentleman. I quite like it but I've had a look and can't see anywhere where we could hire that kind of thing. Maybe ric mentioned it as they have a load of shooting gear that he could wear?

Any one got any more ideas or suggestions of where we culd get the above

Compo's Hobo Bag?

I think someone left a bag of clothes at mine when you all stopped over. It's got a stripey jumper in it so I presume its Phil's but could be wrong. Anyone know anything about it?

Euro 2008 Fantasy Football

After such a good season with the English Premier League Fantasy Football, i have created a league for the European Championships.

The website is www.uefa.com go to that address and click on Euro 2008 Fantasy Football.

The Code to join the League is ........... 25102-5139

So get Picking your players quick because it starts in the next week

Cheers

Turks

The Horror, The Horror!

I witnessed something that made my eyes bleed, that made me feel that special sort of embarrassment that you get from watching the office or a band perform on Biker Grove.

So I don't have to suffer the memory of this by my self, although I don't want to ruin a TV great, go to you tube and type in 'Red Dwarf Remake' in the search engine. Its the US pilot for Red Dwarf.

Its horrific.

I'm off to gauge my eyes out with a spoon

Burls

Some Phtots

For Burls...the Hoff does Rhinestone Cowboy

Think of me in that sleeping bag!

Please see this post

http://thebooze.blogspot.com/2008/05/some-kind-of-monkey-man.html


for some reason it didn't appear at the top

Sheffield madness

FA Cup Final 2008

Great Day at the game...how was the Sheffield edition of 'Ive had a drink with the Booze Hound and lived to tell the Story'???

Fancy dress ideas for cricket

I think these would look pretty good,yet impossible for us to pull off,afterall i got an F in art and design!
Beats going as cricket players...blacked up!



And i also found this suprised nobody mentioned Clowns



And then i found this...Thunder....thunder..thundecats hoooooooo
By the way Turks the Thundercats was a popular kids show in the 80s incase you havnt seen it before






God im bored! Anyway lets get some ideas out

Make Your Own Mr Men

Say Hello to Mr Small Eyes!!!!!

http://www.five.tv/programmes/milkshake/programmes/mrmen/make/

Or make your own South Park

http://images.southparkstudios.com/games/create/sp_game.swf