Poker Night???

As its nearing the festive period i feel the need for a game of poker and a good old 'About the Booze' piss up.

Any thoughts of where, when and most importantly, who's interested?

Lets get the ball rolling on this 1, its been ages since we had a game

All Honour the Booze

Turks

Camp?

To explaine the photo I was looking for a picture of Ray Mears making camp but prefered the picture of this jolly fat man who goes by the same name.

Anyways, Im sure someone mentioned camping next year? Down South or something. Sounded like a not bad Idea at the time but I was drunk. Who's idea was it and what does peoples think?

Praise be the booze

Burls

Eyes Down Looking...

After the recent Trinity FC game we ajoured to the Queensway Pub for a few pints and a catch up with Jack after his USA tour. Although Shorty must of thought he was at Gala Bingo. The lad was mad for it. Couldnt put enough money in the slot. Every game ended the same, a shout of 'bollox' and 'i only needed one more' followed by him booting the machine in anger.

So Shorty, if you ever find yourself out of employment, This is what you could find to do.......BINGO CALLING

Whats Happening Here?????

New look-a-like

Iv'e got the theme tune in my head and cant get rid of it!

the weekend

Anyone out this weekend

Correctly updated GAY LEAGUE

Updated 22-11-2007




1st Turks 380 points(another 50 for awarding over the top points)
2nd Jack 270
Richie 270 points
4th Phil 215 points
5th Tom 150 points
6th Burls 130 points
7th Steve 125 points
8th Shorty 110 points
9th Rob 80 points
10th Andy 75points
Dave 75points
12th James L 25 points

Gay League Table

Updated 21-11-2007

1. Jack 410 points
2. Turks 320 points
3. Richie 270 points
4. Phil 215 points
5. Tom 150 points
6. Burls 130 points
7. Steve 125 points
8. Shorty 110 points
9. Rob 80 points
10. Andy & Dave (joint 10th) 75 points
11. James L 25 points

Gay League

Having a Gay 1980's style PERM = 100 points Wearing a Gay Tash = 50 points

GAY LEAGUE

Attempting the "Scissor" position...100 points

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Listen to the Lyrics

Sunday 25th November 2007

Sunday 25th November 2007

Crown Inn v Trinity FC

Venue : Messingham

Kick Off 2.30pm

So a return to afternoon action for Trinity FC and the imminant return to action for Trinity's joint player of the year Jack Haughey looms this weekend. After his trip around the USA, the much travelled Perminator returns to the Trinity squad. This is a timely return for Trinity after injuries, suspension and bone-idleness has hit the team hard. Especially in Sundays defeat in the league cup, which saw 53 year old Keith(Keithy D) Dixon play 85 minutes on the right handside of midfield. And after Chris Short had tried to do an 'Over Head' kick in the warm up and damage his shoulder, I found myself in the sticks after just 5 minutes. In this period of Shorty moving to left back and me moving to Goal, the long toothed Des Comerford was replaced by Keithy D after Comerford had pulled his groin. After all the latest injuries and what not the final score was 3-1

Anyway those wanting to attend this Sundays game at Messingham the directions to get there are as follows

Just past the Bird in the Barley u will come to a mini roundabout, take a left here down holme lane and the pitch is about a mile on the left

(crap directions i no but this is all i have been told)

Hope to see the normal afternoon fans attending

Turks and all at Trinity FC

What the hell is the gay league and why am i not in it.

Gay League

1. Rick Brumby = 270 points
2. Jack Haughey = 260 points
3.Graham Dixon = 230 points (100 points awarded for over enthusiastic nominations)
4.Phil Brumby = 215 points
5 James Burley = 130 points
6. Steve Clarke = 125 points
7. Chris Short = 110 points
8. Rob Smart = 80 points
9. Andy Peacock / Dave Holloway = 75 points
10.James Leeman = 25 points

10 points for Turks

Turks's msn note- "7am - 5pm Everyday this week... I must be going MAD. Ive got a cold, but dont worry its not bird flu, i'll make it to xmas"

Sounds gay to me 10 points for Turks

1. Rick Brumby = 270 points
2. Jack Haughey = 260 points
3.Phil Brumby = 215 points
=4 James Burley = 130 points
=4 Graham Dixon = 130 points 6. Steve Clarke = 125 points
7. Chris Short = 110 points
8. Rob Smart = 80 points
9. Andy Peacock / Dave Holloway = 75 points
10.James Leeman = 25 points

Gay League Update

The Latest Gay League Table is the Following

1. Rick Brumby = 270 points
2. Jack Haughey = 260 points
3. Phil Brumby = 215 points
4. James Burley = 130 points
5. Steve Clarke = 125 points
6. Graham Dixon = 120 points
7. Chris Short = 110 points
8. Rob Smart = 80 points
9. Andy Peacock / Dave Holloway = 75 points
10. *James Leeman = 25 points

* Shows New Entry

Keep adding new pictures, as more pictures = more points

Weekend

So the weekend is alomost here again. Anybody out? We need a good lads night out i think. Any idea's???? Friday or Saturday let me no, its been a long week, 7am - 5pm everyday has killed me.

Gay League

i think we all get 25 points each for the 'Homo-erotic' Snap

Gay League

Trying to suck yourself off on the toilet = 100 points

Gay League

Brilliant Idea this whoever came up with it. The original title of the post this came from was Hello Sailor!

Gay League

Drinking a 'Smoothie' in a Night Club is worth 30 points

Gay League

For a start i must say this was a great idea and im laughing so much looking back at all the old pictures, heres another few from the collection.

Picture 1, Phil = 25 points for Playing with Jacks hair

Picture 2, Phil = 25 points for blowing a kiss

Picture 3, Rob = 50 points for sexual position on Phil

Picture 4, Jack = 10 points for Hugging Rob, 50 points for thrusting Rob

Picture 5, Rick = 75 points for the attempt of snogging of Jack

Gay League + a New Entry

Picture 1

Phil = 10 points for Pink Hat, 10 points for Gay Facial Hair, 20 points for expression , 20 points for arm around Rob Total 60 points

Rob = 10 points for Pink Hat , 20 points for expression Total 30 points

Picture 2

Phil = 100 points for touching jacks bollox's

Jack = 25 points for enjoying it

Gay points Explained

The maximum award is 100 points
(see picture below, although thats just me congratulating steve on his wedding in a manly way)
for just a gay looking picture anything from 10-50
facial hair 5-10 (also includes comedy props)
say somthing gay 1-20 (depends how gay also inclueds gay excusses for not coming to the pub, going shopping with the missus for example Turks)

So no 500 pointers unless its a photo of one of us getting bummed

What more can i say?

Don't bother putting any more pics on here lads surely this is 500 points each for Rick and Steve?

Burls Turks and Jack GAY

A Gay Wedding??? Now thats got to be worth some points surely

Burls and Andy get 50 points each for this 'Gay Wedding' picture
Burls 100 points
Turks 55 points
Andy 50 points
Dave 25 points
Rick 20 points
Shorty 10 points
Phil 5 points
Jack 5 points

GAY LEAGUE

Even il confess,this looks slightly gay.

Gay League

The Gay league is open for submissions till the 31st of December when the winner will be crowned Gayer of the year 2007.

Turks :-55 points
Burls :-50 points
Dave :-25 points
Rich :-20 points
Shorty :-10 points
Phil :-5 points
Jack :-5 points

More Gayness!

Rich:- 10 points
Turks:- 10 points (should be more, look how much your enjoying the man sandwich!)
Shorty:- 10 points (Trust me thats Shorty)
Dave:- 5 points (almost gets away with it but thats clearly his arm holding that suspiciously 'gay' looking drink)

Gay league 'Dave & Burls'

Looks like you are coming up right behind Turks, Dave. Oooooh errrr

Gay League

Looks like turks is going to run away with the Gay championship!!

Trinity 4 - 4 Winteringham, Sunday 11/11/2007 (West Halton)

With this division 4 fixture taking place on Rememberence Sunday both teams observed a minutes silence. As was the case last season, this game produced a feast of goals with honours this time being deservedly shared. It took only 2 minutes for the first goal to arrive, Winteringham taking advantage of some poor defending. Des Comerford, playing his first game of the season, seemed to have tieded up a Winteringham attack but a poor clearence by standin Trinity 'keeper came straight back into the net. Trinitys defence claimed an equaliser on 7mins, when left back Comerford floated over an inch perfect free kick for centre half Keith Harper to power a far post header into the net. Following this frantic start the game settled down with neither side producing any clear cut chances. Winteringham did however regain the lead on 36mins when a cross from the left swirled in the strong wind and somehow ended up in the net. H-T 2-1. The second half was 4 mins old when a long Comerford throw deceived the Winteringham defence and Phil Brumby nipped in to score Trinitys second equaliser. Trinity found themselves 3-2 up after 55mins when Mark Jackson picked up a loose ball on the half way line and sent it forward. Again the wind played a part as it sailed past a surprised Winteringham 'keeper to put Trinity in front for the first time in the game. With 70mins on the clock an excellent move by Graham Dixon set Brumby free infront of goal, he rounded the 'keeper but somehow missed the target but hit the corner flag! Minutes later this miss looked to have cost Trinity the points as a Winteringham corner was headed home to make it 3-3, and shortly after this a long shot found the top corner to put winteringham ahead 4-3. Trinity were not to be denied their deserved equaliser when with 3 mins left Chris Harper thumped home a free kick from 25 yards to make the score 4-4.

New stuff!!!!

As im not always on the net I miss some of the new stuff blogger is doing.

It wouls seem that at long last they had added an add video button that you can add a video from right from you hard drive. If you look next to where you put on the pictures its on the right of that

Have fun

Burls

Sory for the short notice lads. I know the tickets for the cricket (22/08/07 Its a Friday) are £37 but if you all give me £40 then the £3 extra will go towards the deposit of the minibus. Also can you please all get the money to me or rob by next Friday 16/11. Am sory about having to rush you but the tickets go very quick for the one dayers ive tried to get them for the last 2 years but theyve all gone by early December. So far 12 or 13 have said they wanted to go, but could really do with money A.S.A.P. Sory again for nagging you all.

Memories & Congrats

Just found this picture of Scunthorpe's RAC from Blackpool (2007) the day Scunthorpe United won the League 1 Championship. Great memories

Also congrats to 'The Booze' and Jim Burly. How fitting that the creator of this blog should also have the pleasure of posting the 500th post.

Time for another get together one thinks

Turks!

Back to "Sunny Scunny"

Im back home in Chav capital next Wednesday. Any one up for bowling again on Wednesday or Thursday night?

This is Proof i do some Work...

A bloke from wakefield college came to my work to interview me and make a case study about myself in the summer. He also did a video of me at work. This has just been posted on the internet so i thought id share it with u lot so u can all rip the piss out of me

let me no what u think

cheers

Turks

http://www.apprentice-forward.org.uk/CaseStudies/GrahamDixon/

Nothing But The Truth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8X3fINcUKk

Just found this clip of Jack on Youtube....He appears at 3.06 in the clip