For the Geeks

A picture for the BFF D&D R-tards (and the cat people and one eyed hobits)

Cricket

Whos up for cricket? Friday 22nd August 2008 England vs South Africa Headingley. Tickets are £37 for the western terrace think it starts about 2 so it must be a day night game. Has anyone got a credit card they wanna put it all on or can you all please give me or rob £20 to secure your place A.S.A.P then pay the rest when you can. Sory cant remember how much the mini bus was but i'll try to book the same one (unless anybody else would like to do the honours) as they seemed to be cheap enough and prity good as well.

Cardiff (Away)

Another good performance on the road as Scunthorpe United stretch there unbeaten run away from home to 4 games, and 4points in a week on there travels. Great games from Andy Butler, Jack Cork and Josh lillis (half time sub for the injured Joe Murphy) helped the Iron to a 1-1 draw at Cardiff.Cardiff to the lead shortly before half time, totally against the run of play. A 2nd half Jim Goodwin strike was enough to get a deserved point. Away support was minimal but the travelling fans out sang the Sheep Shaggers all game. The full time whistle was greeted by chants of 'WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH' and loud Booing from the home fans!

Anyway heres to Saturdays Home game against Crystal Palace

Over and Out

Turks

THINGS TO DO IN THE US of A

Im flying out tomorrow and il miss u all dearly..cough
1 thing i wanna do is try the breasts at hooters..chciken breasts of course!
But i know burls and the legend that is Tom(as american as burger king) will be reading this so them and others can give me a list of things to do or see while im there,especially in Vegas...dont say get married it wont happen..unless shes loaded and fit! or 90+ 1 week to live and loaded...bit of lube will wet things up.
Anyway a list of things to do or see,and il try to get proof...rick no gay suggestions,kep it reasonable
So number 1...HOOTERS
theres 9 more things to fill go for it n il see wat i can do

yeeehaaaaa

For Burls.....THIS IS LESBOS

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1106/D-Yikes.html

Dogs!!!

Event: Grey hound Racing

Date: 23 November

Drink: Various but must be alcoholic

Accomodation: Up to you but close to where we live so no probs there

Venue: Owlerton Stadium, Sheffield

RSVP

Burls

Cheer up Andy Peacock...

The Victorous Scunthorpe United

The Beaten and Dejected Sheffield Wednesday

The Scene of a Memorable Scunthorpe United away win

Tuesday 23rd October 2007

Sheffield Wednesday 1 - 2 Scunthorpe United

Attendance 23,500

What a game, well for me rob rick dave and the rest of us RAC members anyway. Not so good for a Sheffield Wednesday fan called Andy Peacock

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How embarrassing. Brian Laws leaves for a 'BIGGER' club with more potential of getting into the Premier League, and then gets humbled on his own Turf by the team he left in the wilderness last November.

After Wednesday had cheated there way into the lead with a incorrectly giving penalty, up stepped Scunthorpes Martin Patersen with a blistering brace to put the Iron infront. This was just what Scunthorpe deserved. Wednesday were at 6's and 7's for much of the first half and Scunthorpe made them pay for this.

After the interval Wednesday came out all guns blazing but Scunthorpe managed to soak up the pressure and counter attack. This lead to a stone wall penalty after the keeper had brought down Paul Hayes but the Ref was having non of it. This was soon forgotten after a nervous 5 added minutes when the final whistle blew and Lawsy Disappeared. He refused to talk to the press and left sidekick Russ Wilcox to pick up the pieces and explain where it went wrong...He replied'' Me and Brian should never of left Scunthorpe United...Sheffield Wednesday are shit, 5 home defeats in 6 home games in Crap, il say it myself....Lawsy out, He's a wanker, never liked the Guy''

Anyway Cheer up Andy you never no you might get the chance to beat us next season at Hillsborough but thats highly doubtful as we will be in the Premier League and you'll be in League 1 (AGAIN)

Great game, Roll on the Return league at Fortress Glanford Park

Over and Out

Turks

P.S. im making the Long trip to Cardiff for Saturdays game so stay tuned for the Match Report.

*Please note i am highly Biased in my match report*

HUGE UPDATE REGARDING MY TV DATE

I have been told by the researcher of the show "nothing but the truth" that it is almost certain my tv appearence will be in January for the 2nd series of this gameshow.

So that allows me to book hotels,flights and a hostel and to get out of here on monday when my 4weeks off start,i was gonna hold back a week but seing as im going to be on in January then im leaving ealry.My holiday schedule is this

29th Oct land in Newark,New york stay the night
30th Oct leave for Columbus,ohio staying 6days
5th Nov leave for Las Vegas staying 4nights
9th Nov leave for Los Angeles staying 13nights(including my birthday)
22nd Nov leave for New York staying 1 night
23rd Nov leave for Manchester,England...HOME!!!!

Il miss you all while im away,let me know your shirt sizes and il kit you all out in really tacky "I LOVE NYC" t-shirts

In Honour of Jacks TV Quiz Show

http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=206098

Good News?

I've been seltected for Jury duty. Anyone been on it before and know what its like?

Im practicing shouting "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Im going to take some of those glasses Homer wears when he gets Jury duty

Steves wedding

Some pictures from steves wedding,il get them all up on that Kodak site and send a link

Marrige life looks well easy, (you might need to click on it to read it)

BURLEYS BIRTHDAY BOWLING BONANZA

LOOKS LIKE BOWLINGS BACK ON THIS WEDNESDAY AT AMF FOR BURLEYS BIRTHDAY!!!
SO SHINE YOUR BALLS AND GET YER BOWLING GLOVES READY THE COMPETITION IS ABOUT TO HEAT UP!!!!

Big Daves Arse

WHATS THIS STAIN????

few more pics

Few pics from hol

Fido Dido returns after years in the Wilderness...

I don't no about you lot but i for one have not seen this Guy/Character/Animated Chap for years. So when i saw him on a can of 7up i thought id take a snap and share it with you.

Making his return ; Fido Dido - Malia 2007

'YAMAS' Turks Returns

Yo Hommies....im back from Malia, Crete (aka to everyone on here Somalia, Africa)

Awesome time,thought id stick a few pics on here so you get the gist of things.

Cya all at the Weekend (06-10-2007)

STEVES STAG DOO..THE PLAN?

Whats the plan for this saturday whos staying were,weres everyone meeting etc

me and Turks are staying at some posh place called the Leopold and i heard everyone else is scattered all over the place

So replies please

cheers!!

SHOES OFF AND CIRCLE OF DEATH"