These are a few of my favourite things.....

I would like to go 10 pin bowling and paint balling (not at the same time as the picture suggests)

We ain't been bowling in ages and its always good fun

If we go paint balling we can pretend to be in the forces and tell exaggerated stories all day

What does everyone think?

Regards

Burls

ITS THE WEEKEND....

WHOS OUT THIS WEEKEND,WHATS THE PLAN,IF ANY

OVER AND OUT PEEPS!

Steves Stag weekend (part 2)

For those of you that don't know Steve's communication skills are terrible to non-existent so I thought I would put this on.

The second part of Steve's stag do is due to take place on the 6th October, in the more local venue of Sheffield. Other than that I'm not sure of the details so if you want to come along (and i would hope you do) please get in touch with him. Dresses will be optional for rich

To be honest i'm not sure why steve's having 2 stag doo's cause he's not that special and smells faintly of turnips

On another note I want to sort out Steve and Sharons present. nuff said as steve looks on here once in a blue moon but lets get sorted now so its done

Im back tommorow anyway so ill speak to you all then

To the regiment, I wish I was there!!!!!

Camp rick

Proof Rick is a massive gay!

Champions League Fantasy Football

Firstly i apologise to them who didnt recieve a web link through e-mail. i either havent got or couldnt remember your e-mail address

Ive just created a league on www.uefa.com for this seasons Champions League.its the same format as the premier league fantasy football so it should be easily enough for you to enter a team.

The code to enter the league is 89378-19109

Don't forget the Champions League starts tomorrow (Tuesday +18th september) so get entering your team or you will miss out on this weeks points

All the best to those who enter

Turks

MORE INFO ABOUT THE GAMESHOW IM GOING OT BE ON

NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH: Jerry Springer On Sky One
Sky One
HONESTY REALLY IS THE BEST POLICY! Hosted by TV legend Jerry Springer, Nothing But The Truth is a sensational new game show that promises to shock at every turn. It is the very first TV show where contestants win money for telling the truth, but these are no easy questions…
Contestants are hooked up to a lie-detector and asked a tailored set of increasingly personal and risqué questions about their life, such as:
· Do you have a secret bank account your wife doesn’t know about?
· Have you ever had an affair with one of your friend’s other halves?
· Have you ever worn your wife’s underwear without her knowing?
· Are you an easy lay?
· Is your wife the most attractive person you’ve slept with since you’ve been married?
Participants must then truthfully answer a selection of these questions again in front of a studio audience, winning increasingly bigger cash prizes along the way. But how far are the contestants willing to go for the money? With their closest friends, family and partners in the audience hearing their every confession, the stakes couldn’t be higher, and if the lie-detector determines they are not telling the truth, the liar is immediately ejected from the game, losing everything.
Compelling and controversial, Nothing But The Truth will launch on Monday 29th October at 9pm on Sky One with five x 60 minute episodes showing across that week, one each night.

Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth

LONDON: A man who punched Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson in the groin outside a London train station pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault.

Kevin Reynolds, a 43-year-old from Scotland who was described as a homeless "fighting drunk" in court, also admitted to attacking and racially abusing a police support officer who was called to the scene.

Ferguson was waiting to be picked up (??) outside the Euston train station in central London when the attack happened Monday afternoon. Ferguson had soreness and tenderness after being punched but was not seriously injured, officials told the City of London Magistrates Court.

The court was told that Ferguson thought the man staggering toward him was a beggar. Instead, Reynolds punched him and said: "I'm sorry Fergie, I did not know it was you."

Reynolds then allegedly chanted "Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth" — a soccer chant common in Scotland.

Ha ha
I wish I'd seen that!

At Last My Life is Complete!!!!!!!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i16c1ed3bf76536b478e916044d2b7b99

For Jack

lost your number as I sat on phone with my fat arse and broke it

yopu nipping into bondz this week about poker?

DARTS!!!

Any one fancy going to the world darts at christmas tickets are avilable for everyday exept the final. Semi final tickets are 35 quid each.

Tribute...

Stella Artois....AKA Wife Beater


Also the Favourite Tipple of Phil Brumby
(Pictured Below)

AKA a Wife Beater

Hahahahahahaha Sorry Brummers couldnt resist

Pics from Steves Stag Weekend

For those of you that missed it I just did a new blog which, when I get them, will inlcude all the photo's from the stag weekend

www.welcometobigschool.blogspot.com

Dive Hawkmen, Dive!!!!!!