Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Great days

You may find this hard to believe but I'm posting this from somewhere between Peterboro and Doncaster. No it's not wicthcraft, a little something called 'wireless', thats right everybody I've finally joined the 21st century. Theres no reason for posting this other than it keeps me away from the temptation of porn. And on a packed out train I think I'll give that a miss. So long story short I'm bored. Take the porn away and the internet is pretty rubbish, myspace only keeps you amused for ten minutes, the fantasy league is worth alook. I've made it in to the top ten!!!! Now for the title push, well I've got more chance than Arsenal/Liverpool. Anyways I fancie a lunch time beer! Jack I'm on my way around when I get back at about 12:30. Toodle pips losers!

Save Me Jeebers!

Although I am becoming more adverse to vids been put on the blog I had to put this on if only for me, Steve and Ric. For me this is the funniest episode of the simpsons, ever

Cricket 2007

Just got details through for England cricket matches in 2007 at Headingley.
Test match vs West Indies Friday 25th - Monday 28th May (28th may is a bank hol)
One Day International vs India Sunday 2nd September

Prices are for West Stand Party Area Test Match - £25.00
One Day International - £35.00

Got prices for West Stand Part Area because it was a cracking laugh/piss up there last time. In the leaflet it says " Customers are advised that the Party Area may become boistrous as the day progresses"

Am only sorting the one dayer out because I cant reaaly afford both.
If I can have the money by Jan 31 2007 (my birthday!!!) Ill book them then. The sooner we get it sorted the easyer it will be to get tickets.

Me and Steve are Leaving

Me and Setve are off to go live in Sheffield, we go on the 4th December. So im thinking maybe a few drinks on Saturday if anyone fancys it

Saw this and had to put it on

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GRAHAM TATTSYRUP

Saturday Football

Liverpool game on at "The New Venue" on saturday if anybody fancys it. Kick off 3pm on aljazry tv (some foregin station)

You've seen the crappy pics. Now read the crappy story!

Ahhh Leeds the centre of the universe for calendar news. Here's the clockwatch

15:05 :-After picking up mini-Dave the convoy set off for Leeds. Directions provided by the internet but it's pretty straight forward to get to Leeds or so you would think!
15:45 (Approx) :- The incompetence of the driver was all to apparent when I simple instruction such as "Take the exit at j29 then follow M621 to Leeds city centre" was some how interpreted as "Take j29 exit then go straight on back on to the M62 and carry on towards Manchester". This early gaff was made even worse for Turkey as he started laughing as the chase car took the CORRECT exit and he shouted "Where are those Idiots going" oh dear.
15:50 :- After the little detour we found the hotel without any problems and even got there before the two in the car that went the right way! (Maybe they were idiots after all Turks) Checked in with minimal fuss and retired to are rooms for a well earned rest.
18:00 :- Hotel bar up first and AS USUAL I got the first round in. A slight moment of confusedness came when a taxi or walking approach was to be decided. Even though I wanted another pint shanks's pony it was!
19:15 :- First real bar of the evening and in true Scunny style it was a weatherspoons. There was a clamor to the bar as the cheapskates all tried to get there round in. Surprise, surprise we stayed for another pint here as it was cheap and it was Ratty McTaggarts round.
20:50 :- The slug and lettuce. Nice bar not too expensive, the only problem with this place strangely was that you had to up some stairs then down some stairs then up some stairs again to go to the loo. Not a big problem I grant you but It got us all railed up for some reason.
21:45 :- Browns. Non smoking bar (so it's defo out of the crawl if we ever go again)
22:25 :Food. We stayed away from the usual drinking snacks and went to a Subway???? Half a BLT and we were on are merry way again.
22:50 :NU. Don't know what that stands for and can't remember it so.....
23:35 :-TigerTiger. Jack got us all I.D'd and mini-Dave has picked up his older brothers frugal sense (Tightness)and decided it was to expensive so we didn't even stay for a drink!!!
23:45 :- Yates. Can't really remember this place but I did play one of the worlds greatest pool shots to pot the black and win the game. Even the bouncer said it was a class shot so we moved on! (Think I was Sick here)
00:30 :- Oceana. Was suprisingly good. There was a moment of controversy when Phil and I were separated from the main party (This was because Phil got confused with a mirror?!?!?!?!) this resulting in a split round and one hell of an argument between me and Jack. Guess who was right. In the end, as it all ways does, a deal was brokered at the situation diffused (Jack was the bigger man and bought every one a drink. Turkey still hasn't got his second round in yet and the phrase "It's us three in around now" was used more than once but anyway that's enough of that....For now)
03:00 ;-Dancefloor. Throwing some mad shapes and falling over a bit was the perfect way to conclude the drinking.
03:45 :-Food. I got some chips and fucked off. The others went wandering round leeds looking for a Chinky and could only find a piss soaked afro wig which Turkey put on his head and danced around!

That was just about that. All in all a top night out. Would of been better with all the boozers there of course.



P.S
Once back in Scunny we went to the Queensway for a bite to eat. I could only manage a coke and Jack had to ask behind the bar for some aspirin!!!!!
Maybe we are getting to old for this!


Tally Ho & God bless the Booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine and Steve's Trip to Poland

In respose to Jcks photo's of his weekend (and by the way i like that slide show thing Jack and will have to see how you did that soon) here's the pictures of our weekend (disclaimer: we didn't take any photo's but this should give you some idea)

This first photo shows some of the buildings but more importantly shows the smog that was ever present



This one shows the bloody 5* hotel we slept in with the best beds ive every slep in, and yes, steve snores, and no he doesn't give a reach around but you could bite the pillows forever








Ah the Casino, me and steve, sorry steve showed them, how us English gambled, by the end ( about 7:30 am Steve was passing me chips like I was his bitch, which i was) we had been drunk for 36 hours. it was CLASS






But then the naked lap dancing, we'll tell the story in person, you must be 18!






then i was sick.....a lot....over 2 days





Stories will be told but the only true ones will be mine

Hittler in Spring time

Burls

BIRTHDAY IN LEEDS

Myspace's

Some of us have joined the myspac! and for those of us that are not geeks heres a quick list of the 'spaces'. Think you'll find I have the most friends and therefore the I'm the be

http://www.myspace.com/richieunited

http://www.myspace.com/curly_jack

http://www.myspace.com/turkeydixon

http://www.myspace.com/bigdavethesilverfox1

http://www.myspace.com/trinityfc

So this is what Tom does on attachment!

4647-What_could_possibly_go_wrong?

The things people laugh at. (not me)

Telling the truth

Not sure if any of you have seen this but I thought it was amusing!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6142974.stm


P45 for Newell one thinks!!

WHAT IS LOVE?

FINALLY WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

Original Sound Bite From a Colonial Hero

Picked this up on the net, shows how things used to be when we were an empire



http://www.graysix.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/fenstrick-templestrin.mp3

MY BIRTHDAY...UPDATE

To all those who are still coming to lincoln, if you can give me £42 by the end of the weekend, and il get the hotel booked on monday, if thats full il look for alternative hotels etc

Then when we know whos coming we can sort out transport.

Toodle pip!!!!

Some Things I Forgot to Do

Ok I was supposed to put some things on which I forgot to do

One is this Vid




Two im opening up this site to other comments that arn't part of the Booze Crew, only comments not posts and its only an experiment to see what happens, if anything

Football Nepotism Alive and well!

The stand in 'keeper gets most of the coverage of the latest Trinity shambles. I wonder who writes these reports?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Better look next time Lads. How many teams go down from this divison?




Div 5
Trinity FC (2nds) - 0 v Lock, Stock & Barrel - 6

Venue:
W.C.L.
Other details:
Trinitys defence had an off day as they failed to give stand in 'keeper Graham Dixon, any cover, resulting in 3 goals being conceded in each half. Trinitys attacking play, in which Jordan Morrison had an excellent game, saw several good chances being created but missed, whilst the Crowle outfit put away most of their chances, Dixon making several good saves throughout his first ever game between the posts! With Honest Lawyer loosing to Bridge, the title race looks to be heading for an exciting 4 team battle, while Trinity 2nds remain in the relegation zone.
Date:
5-11-06
Time:
10.30am

I FOUND BURLEY!!!!!

After learning that jim had a myspace page, i managed to find it, but hes made it private so if u wanna see make a profile and add him.!!!

"It is i,Burls"

http://www.myspace.com/jimburley

This Deserves a Post

Andy made a comment on the last Trinity report!!!!!!!

ARMLESS SWIMMER

I shouldnt laugh, but i did anyway. The best bit is when he touches the side at the end..whack!

Armless Swimmer

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Especially For Ric

In between masturbating, watching horse racing and being ordered about by 14 year old guild masters I generally fill my days (actually nights, my sleep patterns have reversed and the weekend is now meaningless to me apart from the fact that the T.V is slightly better) I generally cruise the internet looking for nothing in particular and I stumbled upon this

http://www.armorgames.com/games/stormthehouse2_popup.html

sorry couldn't get the embed code

I finished it on hard (level 40) beat that ric