Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A game of two halves....Yeah Right!

Trinity are now blaming the sun! Personally I always get the Mirror Boom Boom!


Div 5
Honest Lawyer - 8 v Trinity FC (2nds) - 2

Venue:
Co-op
Other details:
If ever a game could be described as a game of two halves, then this was the one. Unbeaten Honest Lawyer were given their toughest half of the season by a lively Trinity who matched them throughout the pitch. Trinity came close several times to opening the scoring with Phil Brumby, Danny Barnes and Jason Harper all going close. Honest Lawyer created one clear chance, a one v. one run through which ended well wide. Honest Lawyer opened the scoring on 39min when a loose ball in the Trinity defence was poked home. This was unfair on Trinitys 1st half performance but 2mins later, following a free kick,DANNY BARNES was on hand to score the deserved equaliser in a similar way to the opener. HT 1-1. Straight from the 2nd half kick off Honest Lawyer went 2-1 in front when the low sun deceived the Trinity ‘keeper and he misjudged the flight. Again Trinity hit back on 53min through JASON HARPER after the Honest Lawyer defence failed to clear a high ball into their box. This signalled a flurry of Honest Lawyer goals. On 55min a corner out of the sun was headed home, on the hour Andy Chambers made it 4-2 with a similar effort. Another 5mins passed before Chambers repeated the move to make it 5-2. A reasonable Refereeing performance was now spoilt by the awarding of a penalty to Honest Lawyer following a clean challenge by Chris Short being deemed a foul, this was quickly followed by a clear goal kick being mistakenly given as a corner, from which Honest Lawyer made it 7-2. (The game was lost by this time but these two goals finished Trinitys fight off). The final piece of salt was rubbed into Trinitys wounds in the very last minute to give Honest Lawyer an 8-2 win.

ANOTHER SUMMER HAS PASSED

SUMMER 2006 HAS PASSED SO I FOUND THIS LITTLE VIDEO TO REMIND US THAT IT WANT TOO BAD, ITS THE FUNNY BITS OF THE CRICKET. SEEN AS ITS PROBABLY THE BEST DAY OUT THIS YEAR I THOUGHT ID STICK IT ON HERE

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Bootiful, Bootiful South...

Gentlemen,

Yes, I am now an Internet fuelled, Burley-esque, Uber-Nerd and have joined in with the YouTube revolution... Let's hope this works!

You lot probably won't be very interested, but here's a video of the Beautiful South concert I enjoyed on Saturday evening in Lincoln, shot on my very own phone... Pure Class!

Ta-ra,

Steve

Friday, October 27, 2006

Message For You....Sir!

Re: People texting me I can't reply to you as I have a problem with this new phone. The problem being i've got no credit till Tuesday so I can't text you back. Sorry

Bloody Hard Puzzle

Try this if you have a spare 4 hours, it took me bloody ages but i finally managed to do it!

Its a simple point and click puzzle, try and click everything!, there's a certain order to do it in and when you first start it seems impossible but gets easier as you go along

Anyways try it and see how far you get

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/

Monday, October 23, 2006

Man united Vs Liverpool 2006

HAHAHA this is for Dave and shorty. Enjoy

JACK HAUGHEYS BIRTHDAY


Event...my birthday
Date...Saturday 18th November
Location...Lincoln

Yes its that time of year again, my birthday!(and can be doubled with ricks which is a few days later)
Ive decided on Lincoln this year and like steves earlier trip to sheffield, will be fairly similar, drive down and at a decent hotel.
But of course being me..it will be better, pub crawl through lincoln.!!!

Ive looked around the net and looking for a decent hotel and location i have found..(this should keep tom happy)
The courtyard Marriot in Lincoln city centre.
The prices for 2double beds per room are £81 per room
This is the site for it so you can check the rooms etc out for yourself, of course feel free to look for your own accomodation.
After the collectiing money,paying for ourselves problem last time ive decided if you want to go, book it yourself. So if its 2 to a room decide who your with and you and your bedroom buddy can book between you or however you want to sort it?!
Ive looked on OPODO.COM and you can book the hotel and then pay when you get there, i presume this is the same with booking it through the Marriot site itself.

http://marriott.co.uk/Channels/globalSites/propertypage/UK/LCNDT

So thats the plan, if you want to go then wooohoo if you dont then no worries.

Comments welcome!

Thursday, October 19, 2006


any one out for a few this weekend

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Magic Of The Cup!

Well, where do we begin.
Trinity F.C recorded their best ever result in there long history with an impressive 6-1 victory away at the mighty Duffs Dynamos. The arduous task of getting a result was made alot easier by a magnificent away support, who acted as a 12th man, the fun and games started when Phil 'fat boy' Brumby went racing down the right flank, going by 3 defenders like they were stood still, to fire home a wonder goal. 'Fat Boy' grew up learning his skills at the Rich Brumby school of finishing and it showed. Duffs then went on to what can only be described as 'clown defending' at times it was as if they were playing in their baggy trousers and massive shoes, the only thing missing was that little car that falls apart just like there defence! Trinity's second came from a hopeful punt forward only for a Duffs defender bizarrley called 'Twiggy' to deftly loft it over his own 'keeper. Then just when the jubliant fans thought it couldn't get any better Jack 'Carlos Vallderamma' Haughey scuffed a shot which picked up a lucky deflection, then bounced up on a divot to thwart the hapless 'keeper. As the ball feebly trickled over the line hysterics broke out in the away end not for the sheer jammyness of the goal but Jack's inappropriate celebration, the Joey Deacon walk.
It got even worse for Duffs Clown Troop when a free kick from 40 yards out was puntted into the box by Chris 'Barrats' Holmes and it fell where there was literally nobody and bounced over the onrushing 'CoCo' and into the empty net. Halftime and commanding the game 4-0 everything was looking good. 10 minutes in and 'Fat Boy' made it 5 with a nice piece of footwork that wouldn't lookout of place on Strictly Come Dancing, coincidently his favourite show (Gayer). With the game now well and truly in the bag, time for club captain Chris 'sicknote' Short to make an apperance. It didn't take him long to get stuck into the action. With the ball at his feet and a seemingly open goal in front of him he sent his shot stright at the only man who could possible stop it and stop it he did. He looked like he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him, as it had done previously a few days ago when he fell through a man hole cover thus resulting in him being on the bench in the first place, oh well. Trinity quickly put 'Sikenotes' glaring miss behind them and Danny 'Noodle Head' Barnes made it an easy 6. Duffs clown brigade still had one trick up there sleeves, and it wasn't that one with the squirty flower, whilst applying pressure though a number of corners there new 'keeper Krusty , CoCo having swaped over with Krusty early in the second half, found himself unmarked in the box and fired home the volley for a consolation goal. Graham 'Avin Some' Dixon and Steve 'Mini Dave' Peugh came on as late substitutions and did the square route of fuck all, but I'll give them a mention anyway. With passage into the next round secured and a confidence building result in the bag the fans and players went home happy. All in all a good afternoon from the much lambasted Trinity team and a nice break from getting stuffed every week.

Players Ratings

Trinity F.C
GK - Some old bloke (Not much to do all game but let his opposite number fire past him) 6
LB - ? (I didn't notice him so...) 6
RB - ? (Again I was distracted) 6
CB - Kieth Harper (Player Manager) 7
CB - 'Barrats' (Rock at the back) 7
LM - Some Kid I Think? 7
CM - 'Carlos Vallderamma' (Apart from the scrappy freek goal was pretty quiet) 7
CM - Chris Harper (Thug) 8
RM - 'Noodle Head' (Always a class act) 8
FW - 'Fat Boy' (Scored 2 made 1) 9
FW - Some other guy (Greedy in the extreme had 52 shots at goal, 3 on target) 6

SUBS
'Sicknote' (Missed a sitter! Had numerous other efforts at goal, none of them remotely close, underperformed but managed not to hack anyone down for the 15 minutes he was on the field proberbly because he could get close enough to any of them) 7
'Avin Some' (Fellover a couple of times and walked around alot with his hands on his hips) 6
'Mini Dave' (Headless Chicken are words that would best describe his 5 minutes on the pitch, still better than Big Dave) 6

Duffs Perfoming Clown Troop
GK - 'CoCo' (Was good with his feet, shame he was in goal at the time) 1
LB - 'Bam Bam' (All over the show) 1
RB - 'Chuckles'(Just as bad) 1
CB - 'Daffy' (Nearly as bad as cancer) 1
CB - 'Doodles'(As above) 1
LM - 'Ernie' (Didn't even have the fastest milkfloat in the west, awful) 1
RM - 'Giggles' (Nothing funny about that performance) 1
CM - 'Loopy' (As mad as his name) 1
CM - 'Pockets' (Had his hands in them most of the game) 1
FW - 'Skippy' (reminded me of a bush kangeroo, lots of jumping about but not achieving much) 1
Fw - 'Krusty' (Scored 1, saved a few) 2

SUBS (Can't think of anymore clown names and can only remember the fat lad so......)
'Tank' - 2

Attendance 27 (Which I believe is a new Record at that ground)

Now for the real report:

Chall Cup Round 2
Duffs Dynamos - 1 v Trinity FC - 6

Venue:
Luddington
Other details:
In front of a boisterous set of Trinity supporters, the team recorded one of their biggest Challenge Cup wins in recent years with this 6-1 win at Luddington, over Duffs Dynamos. Trinity started at a pace and soon had a fragile looking Duffs defence in trouble. PHIL BRUMBY opened Trinitys account on 8mins when he made progress down the right before unleashing a fierce cross shot into the top corner. 5 mins later and a strong Chris Harper run from midfield was unceremoniously stopped by a Duffs lad who’s efforts resulted in a booking. With 25mins gone the fragile Duffs defence cracked again as Jason Harper chased a through ball, putting the Duffs centre half under so much pressure that all he could do was chip his own keeper for an OWN GOAL. As half time approached, Trinity virtual had the game sown up as a JACK HAUGHEY shot was partly save by the ‘keeper, but the ball just managed to trickle over the line and a CHRIS HOLMES free kick from just inside the Duffs half deceived the’keeper and went straight in. Half Time 0-4. It took ten minutes of the second half before PHIL BRUMBY scored his second and Trinitys 5th. Brumby being replaced by Chris Short, who soon after somehow managed to miss an open goal with his early effort. This did not hamper Trinitys progress as DANNY BARNES made it six with a well worked goal. Duffs got their consolation goal just before the end when a series of corners ended with their GOALKEEPER volleying home at the far post. There was just time for Duffs founder Steve Duffy to receive his first ever booking for a clumsy challenge on Danny Barnes.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I love the smell of fire works in the morning......

Just wondered what everone was doing for bonfire night? know we usually all do something together but didn't know if it would be the same case this year, anyway let me know

Cheers

Burls

Monday, October 16, 2006

Here's one for ya! Jack

Just been sent this website for planning pub crawls see what you think? maybe you could use it for your upcoming birthday bash?

www.beerintheevening.com

Sunday, October 15, 2006



Pure class

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Make Love Not Warcraft

Its here at last! or all those of you who have heard (probably not willingly) me talk about WoW, this is the south park episode that explains it all. There are some errors (a level 2 HUMAN hunter with a SHEILD, don't get me started) but it really does cover alot of what its all about

Enjoy

Grule/Worms/Whiff


Tuesday, October 03, 2006

SHEFFIELD...Part3



SHeffield...part2



SHEFFIELD




Some pics from sheffield, and it also might help solve the problems of all these mystery women!

It all makes perfect sence now........

This is more like the Trinity of old.

Mr liability (Jack) had 'other commitments' and the team performs well. Manager KIETH HARPER did a sterling job impersonating the team clown by bagging an og that the great Jack McRatty himself would of been proud of.

Heres the match report

Div 5
Trinity FC (2nds) - 3 v Valley View - 2

Venue:
Co-op
Other details:
The boot was certainly on the other foot this week as far as Trinity FC were concerned! 7 days earlier, they lost to a late, late goal away at Duffs Dynamos, this week, they completed an excellent comeback, to score a winning last minute goal of their own. Trinity, with several players missing through injury and other commitments, started well but were hit by an excellent Valley View 20 yard free kick on 15 minutes which flew into the net. Things got worse for Trinity on 25 minutes when Player Manager, Keith Harper headed a long Valley View throw in, into his own goal. To the credit of the Trinity team they kept plugging away but the chances created were all missed. As half time loomed Trinity were awarded a free kick wide right. A floated cross cum shot from DANNY BARNES eluded everyone and ended up in the net to give Trinity some hope. The second period saw Trinity continue to press stongly, but valley View were still dangerous on the break, with Trinitys standin 'keeper, Chris Short having to be alert on a couple of occasions. On the hour, Trinity scored a deserved equaliser, with JASON HARPER on hand to poke home after the Valley View 'keeper had done well to block a shot, but got no support from his defence with Harper reacting the quickest. This should have been Harpers hat trick at least, having missed several earlier openings. With the score at 2-2 and time running out Trinity lost Phil Brumby through injury, being replaced by young KELVIN HOLMES. With only seconds left as the Valley View defence let a high ball into their box bounce he nipped in and headed the winner home!
Date:
1-10-06
Time:
10

Do Trinity still have the rule 'If you don't turn up one week your on the bench the next'

See you on the sidelines Ratty!

Tally Ho!

Monday, October 02, 2006

Some Pictures From Sat Night





Dave couldn't get them on so Im doing it