Monday, July 31, 2006
Panic Over!
Gentlemen,
Transportation is booked. We are being picked up at 9:30 on Sunday morning from Bonds. Total price is £150. That equates to £18.75 each. You can pay me on Sunday... Cash only I'm afraid.
Thank you for your patience!
Transportation is booked. We are being picked up at 9:30 on Sunday morning from Bonds. Total price is £150. That equates to £18.75 each. You can pay me on Sunday... Cash only I'm afraid.
Thank you for your patience!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
The Boozers As Muppets/Puppets
Pic 1 - Is me apparently
pic2 - Jack, the hair and the mad eyes.
pic3 - Jack again "grumpy shit"
pic4 - Take your pick, It could be Burley on the left and Steve on the right.
Dave on the left and Turks on the right.
Anyway I'm sure you lot can find better pics/lookalikes. Get 'em on here. I'm sure there's loads more of Jack.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Burl's Squinty Eyes
Seen as though it seems to have taken ages for anyone to start taking the piss out of my peepers (I've been waiting since this blog started for it and its taken you bloody ages), And Jack as usual didn't come up with the insult but has jumped on the band wagon (at least its better than his angry angry young man swearing , ahhh telling people to fuck off the last resort of the truly ignorant), here's my first look a like. 3rd Rock From the Sun had its good moments and although I'm not in touch with aliens (or at least not when I'm on my medication) I think the eyes say it all
For your viewing pleasure
For your viewing pleasure
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Daves bright idea!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Some useful chinese phrases
In preperation for my holiday this year, I went out and bought a mandarin phrase book today. It brought back memories of looking for dirty words in the dictionary at school, except better as they put it in a sentance for you.
Here are a few useful ones (i've had to type them phonetically, due to my complete lack of knowledge of how to type in chinese).
nee jir shir yoong wor lai fa ching-yew - you're just using me for sex
mor wor jer - touch me here
jern shir - oh yeah!
mun-dyen lai - easy tiger
kwai-dyar - faster
goon kai - piss off!
chee-fay ler - i'm high
wor shi goong-chun-dung dung-ywen - i'm a member of the communist party
wor yo la-see - i have diarrhoea
and my personal favourite
nee-der ywair-jing hai-lai ma - are you menstruating?
Here are a few useful ones (i've had to type them phonetically, due to my complete lack of knowledge of how to type in chinese).
nee jir shir yoong wor lai fa ching-yew - you're just using me for sex
mor wor jer - touch me here
jern shir - oh yeah!
mun-dyen lai - easy tiger
kwai-dyar - faster
goon kai - piss off!
chee-fay ler - i'm high
wor shi goong-chun-dung dung-ywen - i'm a member of the communist party
wor yo la-see - i have diarrhoea
and my personal favourite
nee-der ywair-jing hai-lai ma - are you menstruating?
Monday, July 24, 2006
Tom's Shock after Conversation in Bluebell...
One friday a couple of weeks ago Myself(Turkey) Jack, Burls and Tom were in Bluebell having a few beer when for some unknown reason we got onto the topic of SHRIMP FARMING!!!
"Shrimp Farming????" i hear you ask...Yes Shrimp Farming...Well Tom was having none of it....."Shrimp Farming does'nt exsist" He said...But fortunatley Burls had his phone with him with the trusty internet connection(which i might add had helped us compete in numerous quiz's including the Famous Victory in The Royal)....Well onto google he went and within seconds after typing SHRIMP FARMING in the search box, up popped a list of Shrimp farms and details of how Shrimps were farmed.
Moral of the Story......Never question Burls Mobile Internet
"Shrimp Farming????" i hear you ask...Yes Shrimp Farming...Well Tom was having none of it....."Shrimp Farming does'nt exsist" He said...But fortunatley Burls had his phone with him with the trusty internet connection(which i might add had helped us compete in numerous quiz's including the Famous Victory in The Royal)....Well onto google he went and within seconds after typing SHRIMP FARMING in the search box, up popped a list of Shrimp farms and details of how Shrimps were farmed.
Moral of the Story......Never question Burls Mobile Internet
Friday, July 21, 2006
Burls Getting into Footbal??!!
Whats the world coming too??
Anyway someone had a rather good idea about booking a directors box for a scunny united game. Bloody good idea, I cant remember who it was but well done whoever.
Im spending a bit of time down at the ground over the next month so I should be able to sort something out.
What does everyone think? I know Jack might not be too impressesd with him being a donny fan but it will be a good piss up anyway
Burls
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Another Jack-u-like
Although Jack looks nothing like Ben Stiller he's alot like the character in the film Mystery Men
The name of that character Mr Furious
The video's a bit long but the bit where Mr furious try's to prise the car badge of with his hands is class
The name of that character Mr Furious
The video's a bit long but the bit where Mr furious try's to prise the car badge of with his hands is class
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Who killed Turkeys Girlfrieng???
Not his real girl friend of course! That would be terrible! No I'm talking about the blow up doll (That he got rather amerous with on the coach back from york.
Where this 'Michelle' came from is anybodys guess but at one point he was wearing her on his head while Dave tried to inflate her using her 'love tunnel' as a valve! (I have picture eveidence of this)
After this '3 some' some how (don't ask me how) but her head had come off! and she was dead! This however didn't stop are two randy lovers, as her now headless body was thrown around, passed back and forth beetween the two! At one point her feet were mutliated by Shorty while Dave STILL atempted to reinflate the decapitated corpse!
To top it all off when leaving schnapps I spoted the late 'Michelle' dumped in a bush, not a very dignified end to her all to short life!
All in all a good nights drinking!
Where this 'Michelle' came from is anybodys guess but at one point he was wearing her on his head while Dave tried to inflate her using her 'love tunnel' as a valve! (I have picture eveidence of this)
After this '3 some' some how (don't ask me how) but her head had come off! and she was dead! This however didn't stop are two randy lovers, as her now headless body was thrown around, passed back and forth beetween the two! At one point her feet were mutliated by Shorty while Dave STILL atempted to reinflate the decapitated corpse!
To top it all off when leaving schnapps I spoted the late 'Michelle' dumped in a bush, not a very dignified end to her all to short life!
All in all a good nights drinking!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Star Wars Kid
Watch the first one
and then if you dare watch this one. Its the original. The first one makes him look ok and this one makes him look like the sad loner he is. Imagine seeing all your movies like this. Bet the matrix would look bloody different!!!!!
and then if you dare watch this one. Its the original. The first one makes him look ok and this one makes him look like the sad loner he is. Imagine seeing all your movies like this. Bet the matrix would look bloody different!!!!!
Monday, July 10, 2006
Fantasy Football
Have a look and see what you all think, let us know if you want to join it and ill set up a league for us all
http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=setSelectedId&nextPage=enNewsLatest&id=1310658&type=com.fapl.website.news.NewsItem&categoryCode=News
http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=setSelectedId&nextPage=enNewsLatest&id=1310658&type=com.fapl.website.news.NewsItem&categoryCode=News
Fantasy Football World Cup
I came fourth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know anything about football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha
ha
Bow down before my supeior football knowledge Dave, Steve, Tom, Rich, phil and Shorty and all the othert people who I have no idea who they were
Qudos to turk's Dad for coming first. Turkey nearly had him at the end but was just pipped to the post
Im looking forward to a premiership one
Adios
Burls
Monday, July 03, 2006
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