Panic Over!

Gentlemen,

Transportation is booked. We are being picked up at 9:30 on Sunday morning from Bonds. Total price is £150. That equates to £18.75 each. You can pay me on Sunday... Cash only I'm afraid.

Thank you for your patience!

Saturday Night pics Part2

Saturday Night pics Part1

While Were on the Subject of Look-a-likes

Big Dave is the BFG (Thats Leanne in his hand)

The Boozers As Muppets/Puppets

Pic 1 - Is me apparently

pic2 - Jack, the hair and the mad eyes.

pic3 - Jack again "grumpy shit"

pic4 - Take your pick, It could be Burley on the left and Steve on the right.
Dave on the left and Turks on the right.

Anyway I'm sure you lot can find better pics/lookalikes. Get 'em on here. I'm sure there's loads more of Jack.

Its burley Mcgoo!!!!

Yes its burley, and hes counting all our tax money!!! balls......weres my bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its burley Mcgoo!!!!

Burl's Squinty Eyes

Seen as though it seems to have taken ages for anyone to start taking the piss out of my peepers (I've been waiting since this blog started for it and its taken you bloody ages), And Jack as usual didn't come up with the insult but has jumped on the band wagon (at least its better than his angry angry young man swearing , ahhh telling people to fuck off the last resort of the truly ignorant), here's my first look a like. 3rd Rock From the Sun had its good moments and although I'm not in touch with aliens (or at least not when I'm on my medication) I think the eyes say it all

For your viewing pleasure

Daves bright idea!

Anyone fancy ten pin bowling this Saturday. meet at 6pm then into town somewhere!

Good ol' fasioned piss up!

p.s Daves idea. (but he won't book it).

Some useful chinese phrases

In preperation for my holiday this year, I went out and bought a mandarin phrase book today. It brought back memories of looking for dirty words in the dictionary at school, except better as they put it in a sentance for you.

Here are a few useful ones (i've had to type them phonetically, due to my complete lack of knowledge of how to type in chinese).

nee jir shir yoong wor lai fa ching-yew - you're just using me for sex

mor wor jer - touch me here

jern shir - oh yeah!

mun-dyen lai - easy tiger

kwai-dyar - faster

goon kai - piss off!

chee-fay ler - i'm high

wor shi goong-chun-dung dung-ywen - i'm a member of the communist party

wor yo la-see - i have diarrhoea

and my personal favourite
nee-der ywair-jing hai-lai ma - are you menstruating?

Tom's Shock after Conversation in Bluebell...

One friday a couple of weeks ago Myself(Turkey) Jack, Burls and Tom were in Bluebell having a few beer when for some unknown reason we got onto the topic of SHRIMP FARMING!!!
"Shrimp Farming????" i hear you ask...Yes Shrimp Farming...Well Tom was having none of it....."Shrimp Farming does'nt exsist" He said...But fortunatley Burls had his phone with him with the trusty internet connection(which i might add had helped us compete in numerous quiz's including the Famous Victory in The Royal)....Well onto google he went and within seconds after typing SHRIMP FARMING in the search box, up popped a list of Shrimp farms and details of how Shrimps were farmed.

Moral of the Story......Never question Burls Mobile Internet

Burls Getting into Footbal??!!

Whats the world coming too??

Anyway someone had a rather good idea about booking a directors box for a scunny united game. Bloody good idea, I cant remember who it was but well done whoever.

Im spending a bit of time down at the ground over the next month so I should be able to sort something out.

What does everyone think? I know Jack might not be too impressesd with him being a donny fan but it will be a good piss up anyway

Burls

Another Jack-u-like

Although Jack looks nothing like Ben Stiller he's alot like the character in the film Mystery Men

The name of that character Mr Furious

The video's a bit long but the bit where Mr furious try's to prise the car badge of with his hands is class

Steve has a little sleep

In fact think he'd just woken up at this point. Video to follow soon!

Who killed Turkeys Girlfrieng???

Not his real girl friend of course! That would be terrible! No I'm talking about the blow up doll (That he got rather amerous with on the coach back from york.
Where this 'Michelle' came from is anybodys guess but at one point he was wearing her on his head while Dave tried to inflate her using her 'love tunnel' as a valve! (I have picture eveidence of this)
After this '3 some' some how (don't ask me how) but her head had come off! and she was dead! This however didn't stop are two randy lovers, as her now headless body was thrown around, passed back and forth beetween the two! At one point her feet were mutliated by Shorty while Dave STILL atempted to reinflate the decapitated corpse!
To top it all off when leaving schnapps I spoted the late 'Michelle' dumped in a bush, not a very dignified end to her all to short life!
All in all a good nights drinking!

Star Wars Kid

Watch the first one



and then if you dare watch this one. Its the original. The first one makes him look ok and this one makes him look like the sad loner he is. Imagine seeing all your movies like this. Bet the matrix would look bloody different!!!!!

Fantasy Football

Have a look and see what you all think, let us know if you want to join it and ill set up a league for us all




http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=setSelectedId&nextPage=enNewsLatest&id=1310658&type=com.fapl.website.news.NewsItem&categoryCode=News

Fantasy Football World Cup

I came fourth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont know anything about football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha

ha

Bow down before my supeior football knowledge Dave, Steve, Tom, Rich, phil and Shorty and all the othert people who I have no idea who they were

Qudos to turk's Dad for coming first. Turkey nearly had him at the end but was just pipped to the post

Im looking forward to a premiership one

Adios

Burls

Jack and dicko's Hol

Have a good holiday