Friday, June 30, 2006

Cricket

Ive just got the tickets for cricket (England vs Pakistan 06/08/06 Headingley) any ideas of how we getting there? had a look at trains and theres 1 that gets in about half 11 meaning we would miss the start by at least an hour, or setting off the night before and getting there about half 9 the next morning.
There is however a trian from doncaster at 9.12 getting to leeds 9.58 then just a taxi to the ground. obviously we would have to get a lift to donny. what do you all think???

Feeling Hot,Hot,Hot

The weather is going to be good this weekend, I was just wondering if anybody has anything planned on Saturday (apart from the footy) and Sunday ? Let us Know would ya.

Cheers Fellas.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

brazil

Are you Dunga or Pele???

I'm called Brisco. Which sounds like a 1950's cleaning product!

Monday, June 26, 2006

German Jokes

These just made me laugh so much the warrent officer has just told me off!

JOKES FROM GERMANY

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her
drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Work Damn You

Whats wrong with this thing! I'm trying to post a picture but it won't let me! If that 'Crule' has used his powers, as an undead warlocke and some how banished me from picture posting I'l get 'War Bastard' and 'Sex Hitler' to wallop him on the head with there yo-yo's!!!

By the way the England games on Saturday, Everyone happy going to Rileys as per usual?????

Friday, June 23, 2006

Possible Party?

As the weather is going to be shit i think a bbq is out

Thefore how about poker on Sat night?

Let me know

Burls

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

STAND UP FOR TURKEY SHOOTING


Dont worry im not calling on you all to kill turkeys, but its regarding the video i put on you tube, of turkey getting shot with an air rifle.

Finally someone has left a comment, that comment...."shit" i checked the profile and his own videos, hes a fucking tree hugging, tax dodging, low life student hippy! and i replied letting him no this! so for the sake of turkey, or at least people who hate hippys, sign up and reply back!
Dont let the hippys win!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9WlTBsGjb8

Have a good holiday!


Big dave and turkey venture off to bulgaria for there holidays today.
Have fun and dont drink too much....cough cough

Monday, June 19, 2006

An angry young man

For months ive been called an angry young man by burls, hate to admit it he may be right. This video proves it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5eiAa3VAsM&mode=related&search=postman

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Last weekend




Heres some pics from last weekend, turkey turned into the hulk and destroyed every glass that didnt have J20 in it...not once, but twice!
And bigdave asked for something vegetarian at McDonalds, well he got it!

Cricket idea




Think someone mentioned this as a theme for fancy dress when we go to cricket.
70s Cops, pimps night fever, big cradigans, big hair(im sorted) these are a few pics i found

What is Love?

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word.
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. Ahh, I see the fuck up fairy has visited again.
6. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
7. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
8. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
9. Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
13. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
14. What am I? Flypaper for geeks?
15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignifigant.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. It's a thankless job, but I've got Karma to burn off.
18. No, my powers can be used only for good.
19. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
22. Yes I am an agent of Satan but my role is mainly cerimonial

Monday, June 12, 2006

Line to make you smile

LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE>>>>
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.>>
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.>>
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!>>
4 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.>>
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.>>
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.>>
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me>>
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.>>
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.>>
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.>>
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.>>
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.>>
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.>>
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?>>
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!>>
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up.>>
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.>>
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!>>
24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.>>
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.>>
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.>>
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.>>
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.>>
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.>

Friday, June 09, 2006

Another Milestone Acheived

Well Done people....This is the 250th post on this website.Quite an acheivement i think

Thursday, June 08, 2006

It used to be about the booze email

Im looking into getting our own email address

it would look like this yourname@?????.com/org/co.uk

what I want suggestions on is what you lot ould want

so the ???? could be thebooze/aboutthebooze/itusedtobeaboutthebooze etc etc

my personal choice yourname@thebooze.com has already been taken. yourname@thebooze.org is available though.

It comes with alot a really great stuff. 20 gigs of space. sms messages and lots of other stuff.

I'll pay for it so all you skint flints don't have to worry

Suggestions on what you'd like please

cheers burls

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Baden-Baden Bing

Not long to go now fellas! Is everyone going to Rileys for 12:30 ?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

TURKEYS FAMOUS!!!!!!

Look what i found on the net...turkeys famous!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9WlTBsGjb8

Sunday, June 04, 2006

WHICH SUPERHERO ARE YOU?


Click the link and take the test, see what superhero you are.
Im the Flash
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.




http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/superhero/

Friday, June 02, 2006

Congratulations

Tom has passed his driving test! Hurrarh!!!
I for one am very pleased for him but even more pleased about the fact that he owes me 10 years of lifts

well done mate