11 Days And Counting

Any Ideas as to where we're watching the first game on Saturday? Rileys, Baths or (footbal) club 31a! Let us know via the comments or send me a text but don't expect a reply, me phones broke!

MULLET

Here you are, proof i had more then 1 hairstyle, the classic mullet!!!!
Anyopne else got bad hair pics from being a kid? Toms bald patches for instance(cheers for that info burls)

Birthday Bash???

In 6weeks(on monday) its my birthday(10th July) just wondered if anyone would be interested in going out and about for it?????was thinking maybe out of town and if people were up for it maybe a Limo trip again.

please give me ideas as i dont no what to do

1 thing in mind thou world cup final is on Sunday July 9th so maybe saving ourselves for that(fingerscrossed)

Cheers

Turks

COME ON ENGLAND

Been doing a spot of gardening, got no grass so this is the best I could do! Cmon England!!!!

Football

Anyone fancy a game this weekend?

About the Booze Anniversary: Update

After talking to a few of you it would seem, using the democratic system, that the monopoly idea was gay. After taking into accounts Steve's biting (but non the less true) comment about our age, and talking to a few others it would seem that were quite capable of getting pissed in the big smoke without resorting to gimmics.

So with that in mind it will just be a massive piss up

I did some research with advice from our London mogul, Rich

There are two budget(?) hotels right near kings cross. These are

Premier Travel Inn, Kings Cross St Pancreas- £75 (£37.50 each)
Travel Lodge, Kings Cross- £70 (£35 each)

For those of you that don't get to go on jollys accross the country on the tax payers bill, the usual set up is two to a room (could be more in a family room but two would still have to share a bed). Usually its a twin room for two people and you just have to indicate that when you book. So buddy up guys

For something a bit more special try

Marriott, Regents Park- £118.01 (£59.00)

For trains try

GNER- Should be around £14 but they don't book over three months in advance

Anyways let me know if your interested

Cheers

Burls

42 football teams can you name them?

Anyone for tennis?

http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html

just trying something out

Another website for Jack

http://www.apa.org/topics/controlanger.html

Hopefully it should help him put at least one constructive comment on here!!!

POKER

After my recent experience in the city that never sleeps I am fully confident of victory in tonights poker game so bring your money a prepare for a good old fashion fleeceing.
see you there losers

WORLD CUP FANTASY LEAGUE

Ive just created a Fantasy league for the World Cup...all you need to do is go to http://fantasyfootball.metro.co.uk and Register yourself then create a team. After that click join league then in the Private League Box type the code 46262-8444 to join ABOUT THE BOOOOOOZE fantasy world cup league

some of you will already have an email with the code...apoligies to the others who havent as i have not got ur emails

Spread the word and lets have a good Fantasy League for the World Cup

cheers

over and out

Turks

SHODY

So it comes to the last European game of the season and the turn out was exremely poor! The hard core turned out, once again, but the 'stay away' boozers was all too common. All you fans of 'big' clubs should be ashamed of yourselves. the role of honor now reads
Italy-10
England-10
Spain-11
suppose you Liverpool, Man Utd, Aston Villa, Notts Forest, fans are happy that Aresnal lost.I for one look at you in discussed

once more in to the breach my friend, for the Queen, England and St george!
Words that I fear are lost on you!
Well good look supporting the Spanish,Brazillian or dare I say it the Germany teams in the world cup.

Now feel free to tell me how you supported your chosen club through thick and thin, although it's nearly always been thick, (two games a season doesn't count).

Put the FLAG up outside your house if it makes you feel better but be asured it's people like you that signal the death of English football!!!!!!!!!!


Up the Iron!

p.s
I'm waiting for your anti local club statement, Jack, 'I support Donny Man Utd Rovers'.

Fuck off!

Just found Jacks Dictionary

Click the link and read throughly so next time you have a conversation with Jack you'll sort of understand what he is trying to say................

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

Monopoly Info- or how to get really really pissed

Found this web site and it seems to be the best one for info on the monopoly pub crawl

http://www.monopolypubcrawl.org.uk/route.jsp;jsessionid=KMABIEFDLPPE?route=inorder.xml

If everyone wants to have a look and see what they think. 26 pubs in all so halfs only gentlemen

In accordence with the prophecy

Mekon

London Calling

Instead of going paragliding or some other lunatic idea lets focus on what anerversary we're celibrating. BOOZE. So I propose we all head down south and do the 'monopoly board pub crawl'. I know Jacks already on board with the idea. I've looked into costing for hotels, £66 per night at any of the travel lodges, for a double room.

If you book early enough the Train will only be £14 each way.

Lets get it sorted out Burls!

p.s

Champleaguege final tonight in the Queensway, in there for seven.

FINALLY

At last I collected my winnigs from Turkey, well worth the wait!

has u can see he wasnt happy about it!

Liverpool Fans of the Blog please explain the following pic's

Shorty, Dave and any other Liverpool Fans connected to this website could u explain these pictures? 1 fan brought this picture of Rafa Benitez into the pub then another fan put this banner up.

Explain please if possible (especially the Banner)

cheers

Cup Final Pic's

Just some pic's from the FA Cup Final and a Picture of a very drunk Alan Hansen with my Mum in Cardiff Bay on saturday night, Kenny Dalglish and his v.pretty daughter was also with Mr Hansen but was camera shy...also before the game Danny Dyer a film actor(such films as; mean machine,the business and Football Factory to name afew)was seen walking down Cardiff high street with a can of fosters in his hand(just like a scene from the film Football Factory)

It Used to be About the Booze

By the way I think yesterday was tit monday. You should have seen it down town. class

Anniversary

I spend much of the 8 hours im supposed to be working thinking.Mainly I'm hatching evil plans concerning world domination and how best to kill the guy from the Picture Loans adverts (1) why didn't he know he wanted to borrow 25,000 pounds, I mean its a lot of money 2) why the hell is she filming him? 3) he doesn't leave his name address or bank details 4) why would he want to pay back 43,000 on a 25,000 loan, its a rip off. This list could go on but its making me angry).

My plans to build a time machine/invisibility machine/doomsday device have all failed in general as I only have access to paperclips and custard creams.

The above is really just a long way round of saying that I've just had an idea.It used to be about the booze will be one year old on September the 11th. We should celebrate the momentous occasion by doing something different. A night down in London perhaps or something else. Anyways im sure you'll think of something. Was thinking the 9th or 8th of September. It should be all 11 of us as well and if rob and Steve ask permission early enough they might be allowed out to play. Get James from where ever it is he lives. Think it must be the Bermuda Triangle the amount of times we see him

Thought If I mentioned something in advance we could get it sorted out early as I know what we're all like

Anyways let me know what you think

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most" Ozzy Osborne

Fare ye well

Burls

Pimp Names

Found this little web site that gives you your pimp names

Jim: His Majesty Dogg
Jack: Uncle Slick
Dave: Maestro Pump
Rob: Mc Glider
Steve: Big Playah Dynamite
Rich: Maestro Mystery
Tom: Pimp Daddy Dogg
Shorts: White Chocolate Tease
Turkey: Unlce Shagswell
James: Stud Luv
Andy: Backdoor Kisses (Honestly!!!)

http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/

there's a few other things on there as well

hugs and kisses

burls

FA CUP FINAL

Next saturday is another English tradition...the FA Cup Final.
No matter who you support its an excuse to watch football, have a bet and get legless!
So whats the plan next saturday? 2pm in Rileys and then carry on into the small hours?
Venture into town and end up in Brit were burley gets mardy and runs home?

Any ideas etc welcome
Over and out!

Is That With 'J' or a 'G'

Another Saturday night spent talking bolloks in one of Scunthorpe's 'finest' free houses. For those 'Boozers' who didn't make it down the pub you missed a real treat!

After a recent discusstion in the pub, About how much people get paid for starring in crappy adverts,Burley was fielding questions as to why his actress sister did not also get on the commercial bandwagon and take the advertisers dirty dollar. He could not answer this question and even said himself that 'Joey Jipleranie' starred in an ad for tomato sauce and, I quote 'He's done alright for himself'. After falling about laughing at this statement for several minutes we worked out who the legendary actor, that Burly was referring to, actually was! If you have any guesses or just want to take the piss out of Burly, We'd more than welcolme them in the comments!

P.S
Burly also said that he had to run home from my house with his finger up his bottom because he needed a poo so badly he had to 'plug' the hole!

Amazing what you can learn about your mates over 5 pints. Anymore embarrassing childhood memories should be immediately posted on here
YOUR BLOG NEEDS YOU!

Arrribaaaaa...........Adios Amigos

I'nt Milk Brilliant!!!!!!!!

Another member of the dingle family!

England Vs Germans (The Legands)

Did anyone watch the Legands match on channel 5 the other night?if not watch this web link and you'll see Boris Johnson MP head butting a German whilst going for the ball.
Quality clip of what most English people would love to see........a German in pain!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Weekend

Dear all,

Has anybody got any plans for this weekend? As I'am coming home again this weekend but can't be bothered to text any of you, I thought I'd put a pointless post on here. Feel free to put down the usual ie Booze, booze etc, etc. God work is crap today. 27 degrees down here to day and I'm stuck in a crewroom with no air conditioning. Boo

Bowling and Poker Weekend

A few photo's from last weekend. Its mainly showing rics double wammy of his poker win and bowling (he'd just got a strike), unfortunatly he couldn't get the tripple as jack beat him on the dance machine!

Poker Update

So the last game of poker

Jack won 3 in a row! Back on form jack outdid us all. It was a good return to form from jack and with a record breaking 4 games he's put himself truly in the lead with 6. That's a two point lead now gentlemen for jack

All in all it was a strange 4 games. No flushes and I think only one or two straight all though the last two games are a bit of a blur for me so if anyone knows any dif please comment

The second bit of news. Rich won one! And well deserved it was. Didn't think I would ever say this but rich produce some intelligent, consistent play. In the end I think it was only the fog of the booze that stopped him from winning more. Be good to see how he progresses with his new found confidence

As for me I totally didn't do well at all. Out first on two games. Fair enough I didn't get the cards but a more intelligent style of play was defiantly needed. Jack out played me on several hands and really reduced my stack on all occasions

Andy "300 is the magic number" peacock did a real good bully tactic which putt us all on the back foot. Prop deserved to win at least one but couldn't seem to finnish

Dave played better than I've seen him ever play before, with more practice I think he'll give us all a scare

Any way I think 4 games is too much, 3 at the most I think is best

So I've got a two point lead to catch up on

Look forward to the next time
Kudos to Jack

Over and out
Burls