Piss up

When we having this piss up? still easter weekend insted of this weekend (1st April)?

And Another Quiz

Saw this on some film or somet, its along the same lines as the 5 dinner guests.
Basically name three women who you would
1...Shag
2...Marry
3...Kill

over and out

Another Quiz of Sorts

Basically just name the 5 people you would have to a dinner party (or out on the piss). Can be alive or dead, but must be real people

here's mine:

Ray Meers (he's really interesting and if you ran out of food and drink he would be able to sort you out no problem with some sort of elaborate trap)
Partick Stewart (star trek of course)
David Gemmell (my favioute author)
Doc holiday (gun fight at the o.k. corale)
Uther Pendragon (possibly the person who the Camelot stories are based on)

just post who's yours are on the comments

A Good Quiz

Here's something ric sent me prob sent it to some of you as well but for the others put the picture below. You need to name all the bands or artists (cant remember how many it was so ric help me out). Your best putting it into photo editor and then you can zoom in. Ill put what I think I've got in the comments

Great Booze Up!

All this talk of a good old booze up has got me thinking. Instead of Saturday the 1st of April, Why not make it over the Easter Bank Holiday?(14th-17th) We can make it a whole weekend then! (well the ones that can handle it anyway).Those of us that are 'married' should be able to make it on at leased one of those days!(I'm looking at you Clarky & Smarty).You never know they might just bring the're 'wifes' along for the ride (If they excist which, I seriously doubt)
Anyway leave your ideas/replys/complaints/rants/raves/problems/wishes/ hopes and dreams in the comments and Jack can slag off any of them (or anybody) he does not like.

Sponge-Jack ginger pants it's over to you!

adios amigos YE HA!

The Birth of a Legend

As you know im a geek

In my quest to understand the paranormal I decided to delve into the legend of Big foot

You may have seen this photo before, it was shot by a couple of guys in America

Often dismissed as a fake I decided to look deeper into the photo

Using state of the art digital enhancement technology I managed to zoom in on the creature itself

The results were disturbing

Look at the face

MUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sponge-Jack-Square Pants

When Burls told Jack it was his round and Jack refused Burls had to resort to the 1 thing Jack hates..........A SPONGE

Put it this way Burls got his drink.

So next time Jack refuse's to get the drinks in....Dont forget the trusty Sponge, not only a helping hand when having a wash(apart from Jack) but also helps getting a drink off him

BREAKING NEWS:- Picture (18th March 2006) Schnaps

On the recent post on this website i think i have found the main reason why people started to vanish from Schnaps on Saturday 18th March 2006.

This picture was taken approx 15mins before the walk-out
(please note, no computer enhancement has been used on this picture)

So could this picture hold the key reason for the mass walk out?

Who no's, you Decide

The Amazing disappearing Act of Nearly Everyone

Where did everyone go on Sat? Your all light weights (well, apart from Susan and Turks) I was still going strong (although feeling a little sick) at half 3 with some lasses that would put you lads to shame when it comes to drinking! going home at 12, should be illegal

Anyways the reason im writhing this post is cus I thought there were some photos. I especially want to see the one of me in Kirstys coat as I think I looked quite dashing

P.S. I went to Henry's (and it is still Henrys not Time) for the first time in a year and then remembered quite quickly why i hadn't been for a year. I must admit that its a lot quieter than it used to be so easy to get a drink, but it also means your more likely to bump into someone you don't like and you feel more like a loner when your waiting for someone to get off the dance floor. To dispel a myth it was only £6 to get in but that could have been cus it was after 12 but that's still to much anyway in my books

By the way the poker night at my house has been cancelled due to old people not being very good at time management, will def be on a some point but apparently decorating the front room doesn't leave time for anything else, work that out. Want another game soon though so we'll have to sort something out

Well, apologies for the long one but there we go

Nice quote I heard earlier as well "A lie will have run around the world before the truth has got its boots on". Think about it.

A toast to Mumra the Ever Living

Burls

Cricket

SOLD OUT

Poker: The young V's the old

I need 4 robusts poker players to take on some old guys. My dads one (easy money he's never played before, but saying that look at the Peacock!) and one of my dads friends who's a competent on line player (but Shorty said that and he's not been that good). I need 4 good men to make a table. Prob next friday (24th) let me know if your interested. Will be the usual rules

Over and Out

Burls

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT

In 2006 a team of crack drinker's were accused of a crime they did not commit. After escaping a maximum security 'lock in' stockade they disappeared into the Scunthorpe underground. If you have a problem and you can find them? Maybe you can call on the 'Y' Team. der dad der dered der

Anyone For StickCricket?

Fancy another league on stickcricket add your names to the comments and I'l set it up.

Poker Prize

Youve all seen the green blazer they win at the us masters golf, and the belts they win at boxing. So here we have it the "It Used To Be About The Booze Poker Cap" p.s i`ll be wearing it for the first game coz I paid for it!

Cricket

I have got some tickets for the england pakistan test Sun 6 Aug at Headingley. Price for ticket is £24. First come first serve basis. Please can I have money A.S.A.P coz I am skint now.

Saturday Night

Just a reminder to anyone that didnt know, we have been invited to Chris Harpers 21st birthday doo this coming saturday at Polish Club!

Starts around 7 cheap as ought can go there and into town etc and enough money for the bus fair home!

over and out

Work is rubbish

Brumby's coming home! Had enough this week already coming home wednesday morning, anybody watching the champions league in the pub?

His T-shirt say's it all

Couldnt get the rest of this persons face in the pic due to the big nose. Who is it?

So much for just having a few beers!

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

FRIDAY 3RD...NOT A BIG NIGHT OUT!!!

MY NAME IS EARL!!!!

DARNELL AND SOME SCRUFFY REDNECK!!!

Cricket

There are tickets available for the sunday 6 august at headingley for the test match (day 3 due to a friday start) tickets are £22.50, have to get a move on coz looks like we can only get them in blocks of 3!!!

THE EDUCATION OF TURKEY

Having just completed his first assignment of watching the Goonies, has anybody got any recomendations for other classic films he should spend his free time watching? I suggest Tremors with Kevin Bacon 'Broke into the god damn wrong rec room, didn't you, you bastard' and so on!

Just a quick question...

How come some word's are been underlined and in colour?just wondered how come they have just started poping up.

Any ideas????

Weekend

Has anybody got oat planned for this weekend?
I fancy going on a bender. I'll be back on friday at about nine. Let me know!

2000 on the Counter

Another milestone in it used to be about the booze's glourius history!!!

That means around about 750 views which aint one of us

Lovely Stuff

Millenium hand and shrimp!

Burls