The real life Beavis!

Look-a-likes Continued.....but can u guess who?

Its not one of us lot but he took a shine to Dave in Class6 on Sat (30th Oct)
That was untill he started to headbutt Dave's shoulder....

Can u see who it looks like?

Whats happening friday/nov 5th?

Just wanted to know what the plans are this week, i been hearing parties at burlys, poker tournaments..the whole hog!
We playing for money? or r the chips gonna be those nice mints u can eat mmm yummy!
Let us know...cheers!

stickcricket Update....

Once again ive made a 'massive' total for you lot to beat

252-1 this time.....beat that rick

Dave the "Nucular" Scientist

Has anyone seen Dave's profile? I think a prerequisite of being a nuclear scientist is being able to spell the word nuclear! Dumb Ass

Jack call the RSPCA theres a birds nest in your hair

IMPORTANT VIRUS NEWS!

If you receive an email entitled"Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!! ,

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

Jobs for rick...update

Crap job!!!

Shortys parenting skills!!!

Rick and big Vicki....PROOF!!

NEW HALLOWEEN COSTUME

The best job in the world

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978

Stickcricket Update...

Just to let you know Rick has been de-crowned of stickcricket(scunthorpe league)highest scorer...as i have unleashed a total of 247-1.Rick, Dave, Jack, Burls beat that......
EASY EASY EASY

Jacks birthday...the draw!!!

Here we go its agreed that we will be wearing dark or black suits..and black shirts! however a draw was made for the colour tie we will be wearing...and drawn with 4 witnesses including dave turkey n shorty the results are:-
jack - pink
dave - red
shorty- purple
graham- white
rick- black
ady- orange
burly- green
dicko- blue

Bonds producers are getting desperate!!!!!!!!!

JACKS BIRTHDAY BASH

Limo will cost £26.25 so if i can have half that by next friday would be brilliant, if not the week after at the latest, u pay the rest on the night.

Will pick us up at 830pm at queensway drive round town for an hour then onto doncaster were it will drop us off outside trilogy nightclub...some tickets or money off vouchers are on there way.
It will then pick us up outside trilogy at 230am and take us back to scunthorpe

So let me know whos going and its first come first served...so the quicker you pay your deposit the better! cheers

Oh and you have to wear a suit, fancy dress is an idea but were struggling for ideas!

Stick Cricket

www.stickcricket.com

CHEESE!

Rick complained that there was no pictures of him on this site...so here you go, enjoy!

WHats going on??

Could burley be lewis love child??? And i dont know these lasses, but theres always someone trying to get in on the picture!!!

KILL THE TREKKIE!!!!

He likes rugby and star trek!!! He deserves to be beaten with a stick!!!

Dave and Andy in the Blue Oyster Bar

Add your own captions!!!

BIG DAVE THE LOVE RAT!!!

Apicture tells a thousand words!!! explain yourself dave...u love rat!!!

New Theme for Jack's Birthday bash....

The new theme for Jacks birthday trip to Doncaster.
8 seater Limo so Snow White(aka Jack) and the seven 7 dwarves(the rest of us)

Other ideas are welcome...just tell us your ideas

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romanticnights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when sheasked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic."Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pacewith you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise tothe challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled
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Another bad hair day then?

More Lookalikes

Dave (The Silver Fox)













Jack (The Hair speaks for its self)














Tom (after spoting some School Girls)

Mike Bassett

Did anybody see the end of it tonight? Looks as though next week he gets into a fight with the Scunny Bunny

Quality George W Bush pics!!!

Jacks/Phils Birthday Nov 19th

Its my birthday on Nov18th on about going to doncaster on the 19th..its Phil brumbys too, just wondering who would be intrested...maybe get a limo there...suits etc...hell even fancy dress any ideas???

Look a likes!!!!

How about some look a likes of ourselves...i know im side show bob...but i found these 2....Big dave and Rick!!! Can we find some for all of us?

The unoffical Mancester Buccaneers home page

http://spaces.msn.com/members/ManchesterBuccaneers/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c=

At leased he knows more about the game than Jack.

It used to be about the booze :England Get Together!!

What's the plan? Riely's then into town same as last time? Hopefully the postie mentalists will behave themselves this time!

Another night out in scunny????