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Kate Moss has a new job

Dear Sir>>Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2>which I'd used for years without any trouble.>>However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the>only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.>>To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several>other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.>>Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware>beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried, had many bugs and left a virus>in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.>>Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same>time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they>caused severe damage to my hardware.>>Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover that this>product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I>reluctantly agreed to, because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my>available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and>CleanHouse2000.>>Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be>very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were>automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They>then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.>>Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter, and>can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter>products have no Help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is>myself.>>Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,>requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express,>which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns>unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.>>It also conflicts with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that>they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT>program it often crashes or runs the system dry.>>Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which>can't be turned off. Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but>there could be problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife>1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it could delete all my MS Money>files before un-installing itself.>>Any ideas?

My Sport

You lot may have football but that doesn't compare to Mountain Unicycling. It's a lot more exciting than football and if your bad at it you don't just end up cycling for a conference team you fall of a mountain and die. How's that for a real sport!

Up The Iron

Yes i no its football AGAIN and i no it might set burls off into talking about Star Trek again....

But lets hope The Mighty Iron get back to winning ways tonight at M K Dons.

Any sort of win tonight for The Iron will do

UP THE IRON

Bet he'll be INTO this job!!!!

Rich as your forever calling people a 'GAYA'......

you can now become one by joining up to
The Navy

Another INTERESTING job for Rich

A Job for Ric

Land of fantasy

Firstly apalogies to Burls for yet more football. If you want to join my exciting fantasy league on www.cyki.com. Let me know your email address's and i'l invite you to join

cricket

Below are dates for next years cricket if any of you fancy going. I thought
Sat Jul 1 - 5th One-Day International, Headingley
what do the rest of you think?


England v Sri Lanka

npower Test Series:
Thu May 11-Mon May 15 - 1st npower Test, Lord’s
Thu May 25–Mon May 29 - 2nd npower Test, Edgbaston
Fri Jun 2–Tue Jun 6 - 3rd npower Test, Trent Bridge

Twenty20 International:
Thu Jun 15 - Rose Bowl

NatWest Series:
Sat Jun 17 - 1st One-Day International, Lord’s
Tue Jun 20 - 2nd One-Day International, The Brit Oval
Sat Jun 24 - 3rd One-Day International, Riverside
Wed Jun 28- 4th One-Day International, Old Trafford
Sat Jul 1 - 5th One-Day International, Headingley



England v Pakistan

npower Test Series:
Thu Jul 13-Mon Jul 17 - 1st npower Test, Lord’s
Thu Jul 27–Mon Jul 31 - 2nd npower Test, Old Trafford
Fri Aug 4–Tue Aug 8 - 3rd npower Test, Headingley
Thu Aug 17–Mon Aug 21 - 4th npower Test, The Brit Oval

Twenty20 International:
Mon Aug 28 - Bristol

NatWest Series:
Wed Aug 30 - 1st One-Day International, Cardiff
Sat Sep 2 - 2nd One-Day International, Lord’s
Tue Sep 5 - 3rd One-Day International, Rose Bowl
Fri Sep 8 - 4th One-Day International, Trent Bridge
Sun Sep 10 - 5th One-Day International, Edgbaston

Giz a job

Due to the fact the RAF is rubbish i will shortly be looking for a new job. So if you could keep your eyes peeled for a new vocation it would be greatly appreciated.
God i'm bored.

The Desecration of Jack

To clarify the photo below me and Ric used Jacks hair as a target for our paper spit balls. Hey, he didn't tell us not too! To be honest that's the first time I've seen one of us pass out when surrounded by other people. Can anyone else think of another time?

Whats happening?

Jacks hair looks a bit worse than usuall!!!

On the Subject of Big Dave the Pervert

Im sure its not just me but it seems to me that Dave has an unwholesome interest in what may be termed 'bad porn'. From the most disgusting of videos, to an unhealthy interest in Dogging, to apparently sitting and cruising all night for pictures of ugly women.

Im mean who am I to judge, I just feel sorry for Leanne as she's got to live with him

bird bloke or troll

Bird, bloke or troll, u decide

This is what Doncaster Rovers call a seat!How i have'nt a clue!Comfy?I would of rather sat on the floor.Any way as the game (Scunthorpe v Doncaster) progressed i ended up slumped in this so called seat.3-1 to Doncaster was the result, so all in all the afternoon was crap!Crap seat, crap view and crap result.

Oh well still 35 games to go........

UP THE IRON

Pride of Scunthorpe

Yup that's me representing the town. I also went on to play for the county.
All in a days work.

Two can play at this Game

Explain this then please Dave...

Cus there's been talk of football I feel entitled to talk about Star Trek. As you can see Kirk was the best captain. Look at what a specimen of manhood he was! I intend to use that pose in all photos from now on

Funny Picture?

Hope this aint against the rules!!!!!!!

whats going on here turky?

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Could it really happen AGAIN?

Is it just me or are Scunthorpe United going for back to back promotions?
unbelieveable! Looking forward to collecting my winnings from jack,
Donny finish above Scunny?"Your having a laff aint ya" Donny bottom
Scunny 3rd £10 in my back pocket

cheers jack

Rob, changes to Glanford Park

A Message from Rob and some instructions

Ive copied this out of the comments box as Rob put it there for some reason

Rob Says
"hi everyone thought i would be the first to add to this thing from a different country. you be glad to hear they have an excellent selection of fine lagers the bottles of kingfisher are going down very well. apart from the weather which has been mainly rain its all good, hotel super and team am working with really nice. hows scunthorpe like the pics can't remember the one from news years eve. laters"

To make a main post like this one, go to the main site (www.thebooze.blogspot.com) At the top left of the screen you will a sign that says B-Blogger. Click on that and it will ask you to put your name and password in (you will need to signup for that) after you do that you will get to the blogger dash board. Where it says the name of our blog (it used to be about the booze) click on the name and it will take you to the main posting screen. Choose create a new post and off you go. note that you will have to republish the blogg after you posted and you can do that under the status tab of posting

no porn

Burly, you ask me for porn then tell me we cant have it on.
Make your bloody mind up.
(Burls, not on here i didnt you big pervert that was for private use only!)

No Porn Please

One of the terms of service is no porn or the like. I guess you can link to what you want but they can remove your whole blog if you post porn. Sorry but thats the way it is. Not that Im accusing anyone directly Dave!

a few pictures

I thought I would create this for two reason
1) Im bored
2) We spend alot of time all over the place and come together for the religion of the booze. We can post whatever here (images, general thoughts or whatever) and keep in touch no matter where we are (a photo of jack asleep and covered in paper spit balls coming soon!)

I have control over whats posted so ill only accept stuff from us , and not some cybergeek (unless its really funny). Bear in mind any one can see it and not just us

Just as an example (the only photo ive got so im not that sad) its where i work

You can add links and everything so no doubt Dave is going to putting some crazy porn on

Im in the process of making this a team blog. That means everyone will be able to post what they want and use photos and links and the like. I need your email addresses though so let me know what they are

Thats about it for now

Burls