The Ultimate Lookalike

Not only is this the best lookalike yet, it's also a Jobalike. Look at that nose.
Here's a clue, it's not shorty!

You having some

Look a like 2

I found this happy couple on a website...any ideas who it is?

Look a Like

Found this on a web site, it says it is Phil Thompson but I recognize him from somewhere else any ideas?

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year

Id just like to say Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the lads who are connected to this website...hope everything in 2006 goes to plan, and we all have plenty to drink over the christmas period to celebrate another good year.

Also best wishes goes to Chris and Kirstie with there lovely little lad Ashton...lets all behave in the church for the christening but have a good few drinks after in the Queensway to celebrate Ashtons arrival into this world.

All the best for 2006

Turks

Big Nose

Wasnt there a character in a monty python film named Mr Big Nose? Think it was the Life Of Brian?

A Link for Jack

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/bnfaq.htm

The Last Hurahh!

It's that time of year again when we should all think of others who have less than are selfs,in Jacks case people with much smaller noses that carn't smell as much as he can or prod a pool ball from ten paces. Just a reminder that we should be more charitable and more forgiving at this time of year, espically when it comes to friends that have served the country!!!! and that you owe your very excistance too! We've had many a arguement over the past tweleve months ranging from who supports the best football team to how big is jack nose excactly???? We're still undicied on that one! All in all it's been a good year for most of us, Robs been to India and had sex!!!!!!!!! Dave has moved in with his lovely better have Leanne, Steves found the joys of walking in yorkshire,Burleys set up this very web page,Shorty has had a ugly but perfectly heathy baby, me myself have had a enjoyable year in are nations capital taking in the westend shows and plays, Andy was present for some of the year but I forget which bit? Turkey looked like he was having a good year then he threw it all away with what can only be described as a moment of 'gay porn maddness' but best of all Jacks sister is at last sixteen so lets crack on lads and try and knock her back doors off.First one to fire into her wins a prize!

Altogether its been a good solid year for us boys, well it could of been better.
Now lets get pissed over xmas and new years and I'll see you on the other side
Rich!

Games

Try this it gets a bit addictive.
http://www.addictinggames.com/helicopter.html

General Stuff (and Turkeys wrong in the head)

The last post, the one about New Years Eve was the 100th post! seen as most blogs don't make it past 20 I don't think were doing bad. I added a counter to see how many hits we get (its just under the links on the right hand side). Last time I looked it was 266. Not bad over a week, and a lot of them aint even us! maybe we got a cult following

Anyways I saw something at Dave's last night that I would term as 'bad porn'. "No surprise in that" I hear you all shout "you were at daves!". I troubles me to report that Dave was not the instigator of this 'bad porn' (indeed some of the worst I've seen) but Turkey. I think he's confused or at least going through a phase. Lets just hope he grows out of it (ask Turkey if you want to know what it was. The written word really shouldn't be polluted by its description)

XMAS EVE/NEW YEAR EVE?

Just wondered if were all going round the pubs xmas eve as agreed?
If everyone wants to go to baths on new year then im up for it...time and other places look pants this year...times got the housequake..for the 50th year running and its not cheap!

Think some 80s night at baths, tickets are £6 which is quite cheap for newyear!!
well thought id post it on here then we can get our tickets asap

Any ideas????

Ive recently purchased a set of Poker Buttons which included the following buttons
: Dealer Button
:Little Blind
:Big Blind
:Missed Blind

Does anybody have an idea what the Missed Blind is though?Whats its used for etc...

Let me no if any of you have an idea what it is

Cheers

THE NEXT POKER GAME

The next poker game if intrested is this saturday at shortys house(bushfield rd) can arrive as normal at 7 start 730 etc..have a couple of games, got a few intrested already see how many more are intrested?
And after a few games can proceed into town if we want? lets know asap

The Find Mungo Appeal

Please help Ric find his missing pet Mungo. I've included a photo of when and where he was last seen

MISSING PET!!!

Lost- One large man
Last Seen- boarding a plane to India
Answers to the name Mungo, do not approach liable to attack if cornered or provoked.
may also answer to the name of Big Rob.
If you have any information about the where abouts of the above, please call Rich.
alternatively offer him a snack and lure him to my house where I have special restraining equipment designed for holding such large mammals.
Please bring back my pet as I am sick of going to the football with Turkey and 'Rattler'.

One step beyond

If our poker games ever get like this, someone should really stop us cus we just gone too far

BURLEY THE POKER JOKER!

HERE YOU GO BURLS....LOOK AT THE PICTURE, CUT YOURSELF A NICE BIG SLICE, SIT DOWN AND EAT HUMBLE PIE HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOKS LIKE YOUR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT WINTER COAT

WERES YOUR NECK?

DUNNO IF ITS A DODGY PICTURE..OR IS TURKEY THE NEW QUASIMODO?

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK

FOUND THESE PICTURES..NOW SPEAKING OF LOOKALIKES...LUCKY LEWIS AND SLOTH!!!...SEPERATED AT BIRTH??

Farewell to a Legand

Ricks New RAF Picture

Man or Squirrel?

Behold! the man-squirrel that is Turkey. All of a sudden it struck me where i'd seen Turkeys pose before. He even posted the photo of the squirrel! He's a giant squirrel and with his hareem of squirreletts hes going after our nuts! Run for your lives!!!!!!!

daves steroid abuse!!!

Found this pic of dave...add your own comments!

Some Help

Try this link

http://www.pokerfaces.net/poker_strategy/poker_tips_strategy.asp?d=2

Without taking the piss, there's quite a few decent articles about stratergy and all that

Taking the piss, you all need the help!

Poker Night

Next poker night at mine on Friday. Say 7.30 for 8 start.

Same rules as last time and same stakes

Let me know if you can come

Cheers

Burls

XMAS 2005

ANY IDEAS AS IN TO WHAT WERE GONNA DO THIS XMAS...XMAS EVE N NEW YEAR EVE ETC???

DAVE AND BURLEY VISIT SANTA

BRUCES PRICE IS RIGHT

BURLEY...YOU OWE ME A FIVER!!
THATS 1 FREE POKER GAME FOR ME THIS FRIDAY!

Jack, try fotopic.net. They have a free service for photos and seem to be one of the better ones around

Holiday 2006

Anyone intrested in going on a group holiday next year? Thought if we all booked the last 2 weeks of June off work then it would give us chance to look around for sumats.

JACKS BIRTHDAY..A FEW PICS

JUST A FEW PICS, IL TRY N STICK EM ALL ONA SITE OR SOMETHING N GET THE LINK POSTED ON HERE

O2 Genie Cards

Got some O2 genie sim cards if anyone wants em? £5 a go. You get 300 free texts a month when you top up with £10.

Baldy

Trying to look hard burly?

Jacks Birthday Bash

Half way to 50 Jack!!! Good laugh mate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK

25 today u old git

Enjoy it fella

I was just wondering when the next game of pokers going to be and where?

We got a card shuffler now so you'll all look less like arthritic idiots

Dave's excuse was that he hasn't got a table (I think he just doesn't want to get beaten by me on his home turf!)

Hopefully turkey will play this time as well, so that will be another £10 in the back sky rocket. Im thinking leather for my new winter coat. What do you lot think cus you'll be helping me pay for it?

Jacks Birthday

Is there any booze on this limo jack?

New football lookalikes!

Some new lookalikes were found during the weekend so thought id post em!
Big Dave aka Peter Crouch,both have a lot in common, very tall n useless, cant kick, cant score, cant head
And Jack Haughey aka Fabricio Coloccini, the guy who came on as asub for argentina at the weekend

Hello Sailor!!!!

Jacks birthday...UPDATE

Just to let you know that the limo will be at queensway between 8.30 - 8.45pm
I know Adys meeting us at the pub, and the rest are meeting at mine.
Let me know whos meeting were, il get an 8seater booked to take us to the pub at 730pm so be at mine for 7 and we can sort out the rest of the money(£16.25 each)

Cheers

Steve has a nap

Aww bless! (no hair so we couldn't make it into a birds nest like jack)

A few to many shandys im thinking!

Why the name change?

Just curious to why Graham Dixons started to call himself...TURKLETON????
It was bad enough being named after a fat useless bird that only got a good roasting once a year(I see the similarities) but now..TURKLETON...Its the most gay name I've ever heard??
Come on Graham answer...What's with the name?

Burls the poker GOD!!!

Without a doubt I trounced everyone! Both Friday and Saturday!

Can't wait till we play again cus I need a new winter coat

Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon

Ronaldinho taking the piss

Just a link to a clip of Ronaldinho with his new boots....i think hes rubbish cos he cant score..youl see what i mean!

http://nikefootball.nike.com/nikefootball/front/anti_popup/start.html?languageNum=1&bIsUk=true

Pick english uk, then should automatically take you to the page, then click experience tempo link

Poker: The Rules

Im posting this from Dave's machine. I thought I would post the rules for anyone who doesn't know how to play very well. They are house rules for anyone who knows the game well, and are desinged to keep everything as simple as possible. Anyway, the rules

Hands from the best to the worst

Royal Flush -
the best possible hand in PokerAce, King, Queen, Jack and 10, all of the same suit.

Straight Flush
Any five-card sequence in the same suit (e.g.: 8, 9, 10, Jack and Queen of clubs; or 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of diamonds).

Four of a Kind
All four cards of the same value (e.g.: 8, 8, 8, 8; or Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen).

Full House
Three of a kind combined with a pair (e.g.: 10, 10, 10 with 6, 6; or King, King, King with 5, 5).

Flush
Any five cards of the same suit, but not in sequence (e.g.: 4, 5, 7, 10 and King of spades).

Straight
Five cards in sequence, but not in the same suit (e.g.: 7 of clubs, 8 of clubs, 9 of diamonds, 10 of spades and Jack of diamonds).

Three of a Kind
Three cards of the same value (e.g.: 3, 3, 3; or Jack, Jack, Jack). Two PairTwo separate pairs (e.g.: 2, 2, Queen, Queen).

Pair
Two cards of the same value (e.g.: 7, 7).

High Card
If a Poker hand contains none of the above combinations, it's valued by the highest card in it.

The House Rules

1) The Small and Big Blinds

The Big Blind is twice the amount of the Small Blind (Amount still to be decided)
The person directly left of the person with the dealer button places the small blind
The person directly left of the person who places the small blind places the big blind
The reason for this is so that there is always at least some money in the pot

2) The Deal

The dealer button always mover one place clockwise after every hand
The dealer always deals to his left
The dealer deals two cards to each player

3) The first round of betting

After the deal everyone will have two cards in their hand
The person directly left of the person who plays the big blind is the first person to bet
For all intents and purposes there will be no limit on how much you can bet and all-ins will be possible
There are 4 possible actions at this time
1) Call (equal the amount of money staked by the player before)
2) Raise (equal the amount staked by the player before and raise stake above that)
3) Fold (don’t put in any chips and return your cards to the dealer)
4) Check (seems complicated but isn't. The first person left of the dealer can check. This mean no chips are placed by that person. This can be followed the whole way around with no chips being placed in that round of betting. However, if somone decideds to make a bet then no more checks can be made for that round of betting. Checks are useful if you want to see what the other people are going to do without risking any of your chips)
The betting stops when everyone has called and everyone has put the same amount of chips in the pot

4) The Flop

After all betting has stopped the dealer then deals the flop (3 cards in the middle of the table)

5) The Second Round of Betting

See step 3

6) The Turn Card

The dealer lays one card in the middle of the table

7) The Third Round of Betting

See step 3

8) The River Card

The dealer lays the final card in the middle of the table

9) The Final Round of Betting

See step 3

10) The Winner

The person nearest to the left of the dealer still left in reveals their hand and this progresses clockwise until a winner is identified (there are variations to this)
The pot is then awarded to the best hand

11) Pass the Dealer Chip to the left


Any questions give me a bell,

Round at mine for 7.30, bring beer and if you want, snacks

Cheers

Burls

The real life Beavis!

Look-a-likes Continued.....but can u guess who?

Its not one of us lot but he took a shine to Dave in Class6 on Sat (30th Oct)
That was untill he started to headbutt Dave's shoulder....

Can u see who it looks like?

Whats happening friday/nov 5th?

Just wanted to know what the plans are this week, i been hearing parties at burlys, poker tournaments..the whole hog!
We playing for money? or r the chips gonna be those nice mints u can eat mmm yummy!
Let us know...cheers!

stickcricket Update....

Once again ive made a 'massive' total for you lot to beat

252-1 this time.....beat that rick

Dave the "Nucular" Scientist

Has anyone seen Dave's profile? I think a prerequisite of being a nuclear scientist is being able to spell the word nuclear! Dumb Ass

Jack call the RSPCA theres a birds nest in your hair

IMPORTANT VIRUS NEWS!

If you receive an email entitled"Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!! ,

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

Jobs for rick...update

Crap job!!!

Shortys parenting skills!!!

Rick and big Vicki....PROOF!!

NEW HALLOWEEN COSTUME

The best job in the world

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp?Page=jobseeker/jobseeker_jobs_more_detail.asp?client_job_id=9978

Stickcricket Update...

Just to let you know Rick has been de-crowned of stickcricket(scunthorpe league)highest scorer...as i have unleashed a total of 247-1.Rick, Dave, Jack, Burls beat that......
EASY EASY EASY

Jacks birthday...the draw!!!

Here we go its agreed that we will be wearing dark or black suits..and black shirts! however a draw was made for the colour tie we will be wearing...and drawn with 4 witnesses including dave turkey n shorty the results are:-
jack - pink
dave - red
shorty- purple
graham- white
rick- black
ady- orange
burly- green
dicko- blue

Bonds producers are getting desperate!!!!!!!!!

JACKS BIRTHDAY BASH

Limo will cost £26.25 so if i can have half that by next friday would be brilliant, if not the week after at the latest, u pay the rest on the night.

Will pick us up at 830pm at queensway drive round town for an hour then onto doncaster were it will drop us off outside trilogy nightclub...some tickets or money off vouchers are on there way.
It will then pick us up outside trilogy at 230am and take us back to scunthorpe

So let me know whos going and its first come first served...so the quicker you pay your deposit the better! cheers

Oh and you have to wear a suit, fancy dress is an idea but were struggling for ideas!

Stick Cricket

www.stickcricket.com

CHEESE!

Rick complained that there was no pictures of him on this site...so here you go, enjoy!

WHats going on??

Could burley be lewis love child??? And i dont know these lasses, but theres always someone trying to get in on the picture!!!

KILL THE TREKKIE!!!!

He likes rugby and star trek!!! He deserves to be beaten with a stick!!!

Dave and Andy in the Blue Oyster Bar

Add your own captions!!!